Lord Fellatio Nelson

See, this is the interesting point. It was 'found' by NASA so we only have their word for that ( a long range pic is no proof) AND it was a pointless exercise anyway as Beagle 2 was in no state to transmit any data. We now have to believe that anybody outside of the big two and China are just plain unlucky!

Would I be correct then in assuming that Edward did not get involved in naming the trucks? I don't think I have ever seen any named 'Ccccccarollllinnne Rrrrrrose' or the like.

Just out of curiosity, and in reference to the Indian Vikram probe thingy going missing on the moon, has any nation, apart from the USA and Russia, actually managed to land a space probe/rover on anything in our solar system and not have it 'disappear' or summat? Just considering the possible coincidences etc.

Put yer claws away Toastie!! To be fair to all, Boris is one of many cunts inhabiting our Political system at the mo. Cunts to the left, cunts to the right and cunts in the middle. What a great choice we all have!!

It's a brilliant idea.

亲爱的格雷塔， 谢谢你的关心。请享受您15分钟的成名经历，现在请滚蛋，让我们负责任的成年人继续破坏您（以及每个人的）未来。 Where it actually needs to go.

I have actually been on a 'Boris Bus' and, I have to say, they are fucking brilliant. What a pity it was a cash flow issue. It needs saving unlike Thomas Cook which can go fuck itself ( its dedicated staff excepted ) and whistle.

There was a bit of a debate this morning on Good Morning Britain between Piers Morgan, Susanna Reid, Toby Young and some Extinction Rebellion Co Founder. It centred around Thunberg and her, almost, hysterical rant at the UN bash this past week. Now, without going over the details, what seems absolutely clear to me is that this girl ( yes, a 16 yr old is a girl) has become way more than a focal point for all these Climate change loons who are gluing themselves to the A23 or blocking London etc, no, she has become somebody that is, to those with the most extreme agenda, a Trojan horse, as it were. I do not believe that a single fuck is being given by her 'supporters' and her descent into mental illness, which I think will happen, will be seen as a hit for the greater good and all of that. Naturally, the trolls and those which do not share such extremist views will be blamed. I actually blame her parents who are a couple of wretched fuckers that have hung her out to dry. To clarify, 'extremist views' are those which have included the desire to dismantle capitalism and eradicate economic growth.

Because he is a complete cunt.

Suzy Quattro is being interviewed on ITV Anglia tonight. Just sayin, like.

O'Farrell is a real blast from the past!!!

I see. I agree with you 100%.

Well it was. The woman accused had sent a snap to her daughter via FB messenger ( IIRC) and this was how it got distributed. That asks questions about the mother and daughter! In context, the above shit is just bread and butter to LiveLeak, a website that makes this one look like The Sound of Music enthusiasts forum.

Maybe we have to look at it from another angle. She transformed the Royal family, in life and death, from completely unapproachable and aloof to more accessible and less mysterious. To a degree, they ended up more like some of the European royal families and less like, well, what they had been for centuries, utter cunts. Not too shabby in the end.

So you are absolutely, certainly, never ever, ever, ever mirandagurl from Halifax who posted a whole 11 times before?

Well my cock is long enough to!!

''let'' implies that he gave permission. That sounds as bollocks as it actually is.

I'd also venture that, as a dedicated follower of the Lord, he may well have considered the deaths of all of those of a result of peanut allergies was too much for him to bear, or summat. Just how that man slept soundly, I shall never know!

True. Mind you, as you got in first, did there really have to be fucking sheep following you?

If you stopped with the fucking sock puppetry nobody would have assumed it was you.

What does an immature 'man' do when he is not full of 'oh woe is me' and needing a quiet room for the sake of his sanity or something? That's right, he trolls the fucking forum with multiple sockpuppet accounts trying to be funny. The odd account is one thing but this is getting fucking stupid now. For fuck sakes Mods, sort him out, eh?

I had a weird dream last night. I was watching some sort of reality tv show and Handy was in it and also doing the voice over. Strangely, Handy did not look like Handy and, probably, did not sound like Handy actually does. The End.

Alternatively, 97% of all the posts on here have not been made by you. Thank fuck.

Exactly!