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    Darwin Awards

    You went over and kicked him hard in the bollocks?
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    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    Just quite cool!!
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    Donald J Trump

    Tbf, the only sock Deathers knows about is the one he wanks into.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    A fitting song for all those remainers, right Kinnock? You ginger cunt. I may not always love you But long as there are stars ( on the Euro flag) above you You never need to doubt it I'll make you so sure about it God only knows what I'd be without you If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on, believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do me God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows what I'd be without you If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on, believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do me God only knows what I'd be without you etc, etc......
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    Avatars

    Richard Bradford, in his heyday, was a very handsome man that, had I have been that way inclined, would have let shag me till I was unable to walk in a straight line. Good job im straight.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    The problem here is that you are pissing onto a strong headwind and you are getting your trousers wet. It has come to the point where opinion is so divided that the country is fucked. I find it incredible that people actually think that not leaving the EU will not cause any issues with the tens of millions that voted to do just that. In effect, we will all roll over, fart, sigh and just plod on through life. Maybe invite the leavers onto Waterloo bridge to listen to Whale songs and smoke spliffs while clinking those little finger cymbals. It is not going to happen, is it.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    The centre ground no longer exists...and yes, I can imagine the Tory party without Ken Clarke, the bastard should have been put out to pasture years ago.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Just to clarify. Corbyn did want an election as Bo Jo was not an elected PM. Corbyn STILL wants an election , like, now but the Lib Dems don't want one and neither do members of his own party.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Fuck, you are good!
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    Football

    Agreed. A fascinating story to be told. Get writing Mary, you are perfect for the task!
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    Sean Connery

    Thinner? He is 89!!! What is he supposed to look like? Humpty Dumpty? Your body changes in old age, bones weaken, muscle mass goes, you eat less food in terms of volume and the process of dying speeds up at a pace that becomes more tangible. All of those things are Sean Connery now. He is no more likely to die next year than other 90 year olds, maybe he has a better chance of living longer thanks to his wealth and history of 'exercise' on the Golf courses around the globe. So there!
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    Horse Racing

    To be fair, there are plenty of UK jockeys that would not get an obit either. The US will be no different to ours, he wasn't Shoemaker or Secretariat.
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    Tim Curry

    https://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/meat-loaf-discusses-the-music-in-bat-out-of-hell-the-musical-67250757559
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    Tim Curry

    Oh, that is a good one for a thread of its own!!! I am googling people with the surname 'Sausageeggandchips' as as starter. Not the main course, obviously.
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    Tim Curry

    Meatloaf was on the TV the other day and looks utterly fucked. A cert for next year.
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    Football

    Honestly, even if both are 'saved' they will be back in the shit within a couple of seasons. I'm not certain but I thought I read that Bolton were multiple millions in debt? Who the fuck is going to put money into a club that is totally fucked like that? The best bet for them is to do an AFC Wimbledon.
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    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    I want to reply but I just cannot be arsed anymore.
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    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    Until you actually know who and what the fuck you are talking about to add sarcasm to your post, shut the fuck up and let the grown ups pay homage to a fabulous character actress who had an extensive career on TV and the stage. OK?
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    Play School - Play Away - Childrens TV

    Just fucking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Deathlist Football Prediction League 2019/2020

    We did not deserve it, we were utterly shite. No excuses Deathers.
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    ABC Deadpool III

    Fank gawd!!!
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    ABC Deadpool III

    Yvonne!! Seen any dead pigeons of late?
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    Football

    How can he really sell it at a loss when he paid, iirc, a pound for it? He is another one of lifes cunts who feel that, because they have thrown shitloads of their own money at something, they have added that amount of money to its value and, consequently, they are entitled to get some other mug to repay that ill advised expenditure. This will not be the last shitbag to take a loved and famous club to the cliff edge.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    You are going soft.
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    Time Added

    He is a smoker ( heavy?) too. He is doomed!!
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