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    Rolf Harris

    Elsewhere, on't web, Lardy was convincing me that he was dead and they were just waiting for the right time to announce it. Possible.........
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    2. Dick Van Dyke

    Look, he is 97 years old. His health is going to deteriorate, he is going to die. The End
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    Time Added

    Vicky Wright, daughter of legend Billy and Joy Beverley has died. Dunno if it belongs on here or it has already been reported. Don't care, either.
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    Guilty Pleasures.

    Toast came up with a good idea for a thread. If there is already one, we can merge, I suppose. So what's yours?
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    It's a crap hole that has spent more years than I care to remember in civil war. You want to do business there? Want to teach? Do a bit of 'charidee? On your head be it, don't expect the Government to bail you out of the shit. The only people that needed to be there were Government employees. The End. Edit: If you think I'm just blowing air out of my arse hole, speak to the multitude of Sudanese refugees who now live in the UK.
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    The deaD of 2023

    I thought she died years ago.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    You mean all of the Sudanese who became dual nationals when they fled Sudan to escape certain death but have just popped back to see their cousin Mohamed for a couple of weeks.
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    Football

    Yeah, all those absolute fucking idiots, travelling 100s of miles to unfurl ENIC out banners and chant 'Levy Out'. No wonder we are an absolute fucking shit show.
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    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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    The deaD of 2023

    I take it you don't get out much then....
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    A Joke

    The next James Bond film will see 007 transition from a man to a woman. Cocktopussy
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    Janey Godley

    Yep, people just can't help being stupid, can they.
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    Best Historic Dl Forum Threads

    This begs the obvious, if not stupid question: The last time he looked in a mirror, before his death, did he see a skull superimposed on his own face?
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    Bruce Willis

    Not either of those but a similar kind of site. Thank you both for having a look around to find it! As I said it may well be clickbait, although it would not be unfair to say that those 'dubious' news/entertainment sites have, in the past, delivered updates ahead of mainstream ones.
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    Bruce Willis

    If I find it again I will post it up. I found it by chance!
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    Bruce Willis

    There are reports that his family have stated his condition has deteriorated. This could, obviously, be click bait bollocks but I'm not so sure.....
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I had a bit of a thing for Jean Marsh as a teen. When she goes it will be a sad day for me.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    The blogger who runs the 'familiar unknown' site is back posting. This will mean fuck all to many but it is a little corner of enjoyment for me. British actors who you will know the faces to but rarely the names. Lovely.
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    The deaD of 2023

    Nobody reported the death of John Motson?
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    Bobbie Gentry

    She says hello.
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    Owen, AKA Steve Faye. Taken at his care home in June 2020.
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    Bovine Attacks

    This was from 2013.........Diego C**t just 'liked' it. FFS, Mods, have a word!!!!!
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    Well, I hope mine do!!
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    Madonna

    Madonna ' Oh Rocco, why did you refuse to come and live with me????!!!!! Rocco 'Because you are a complete and utter fucking joke'. There...
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    I had a dream. My dream was that the complete and utter fucking arse trumpet AKA 'Diego' stopped 'liking' all my fucking posts.
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