Lord Fellatio Nelson

Well I'll go't foot of stairs!! I always thought Annette Crosbie drank from the furry cup. You learn something everyday or summat.

Was watching that last night and was impressed how well it had passed the test of time, better than Wolf Hall in many ways. Fuck that, this was his finest moment! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WOl35R72QE

Fucking hell, just read the whole thing, this is seriously damaging her health, apart from anything else she ages from 47 to 48 in the space of half a dozen paragraphs. Thank fuck for that, I assumed that my eyesight was not what it was.

I was way ahead of time here, he has been on my deadlypool list for THIS year. I know what will happen now, every fucker will pick him for next year and I will have to either share me points or find another on their last legs.......

Oh, it happens every Friday night in town centres across the UK, CA. We are well used to see vomiting whales, resplendent in very short skirts and painted on eyebrows bringing up the evenings Jaegerbombs and kebab specials. Us Brits are sheer class or summat.

This death even made it to the Guardian: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/30/deso-dogg-syria-air-strike-killed-isis-rapper-from-germany-says-us But the problem is, he might still be alive: http://www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/islamischer-staat-denis-cuspert-deso-dogg-ist-moeglicherweise-am-leben-a-1063393.html(link in german) US secret service believes he's dead, german security believes they heard him on a phone. Yeah, like the Germans would be able to identify him as one Jihadist voice in the umpteen thousands of the cunts they have put the welcome mat out for. Cheers Merkel, you utter fuck knuckle.

............now looking for two Syrian paramedics............

Just when I think you cant surprise me any more!!!!!! I shagged two gingers in my young and carefree days and they were fucking awesome. Seems like the ginger ladies rock but the blokes don't. Fascinating stuff!! I hope you're not expressing surprise that I've been laid, LFN? Nooooo!!!!! I just never equate a 'slightly more colourful language' to you Handy. Lardy, yes, you no.

Something like that. At the end of the day, there's more support amongst the public for left wing policies than there is for right wing ones. Look at Jeremy Corbyn for example, he got voted Labour leader and lots of people love him Well, you know how it is. We do love a well to do middle class lentil eating cunt, who has barely worked a single day in his life, leading the country ahead of an old Etonian, eh.

Just when I think you cant surprise me any more!!!!!! I shagged two gingers in my young and carefree days and they were fucking awesome. Seems like the ginger ladies rock but the blokes don't. Fascinating stuff!! I've been married to one for 26 years... Is that a confirmation or outright denial of the previous statements??

He changed it, and I couldn't be arsed taking 73 seconds to type out the new one Oh yeh, sorry, there's so many nobs posting bollocks on here they all merge into one. Ta, I try not to stand out too much. ..............and you are succeeding beyond your wildest dreams.

Just when I think you cant surprise me any more!!!!!! I shagged two gingers in my young and carefree days and they were fucking awesome. Seems like the ginger ladies rock but the blokes don't. Fascinating stuff!!

My daughter (Edmonton trip) has a seasonal job at Lush. The training was intense (her words) and she really is enjoying it. Her shop is in a prime location near the food court. I went to visit her last Friday and the shop had about eight staff on duty and they were all busy with customers. Tried and true business model ? Of course they were all busy with customers. They're obviously under orders to harass them continuously. I realise this, so I am always pleasant to them, but it does get a bit wearing when you are approached for the sixth or seventh time. If I didn't want something specific I would avoid the place like the plague. Toastie, you old curmudgeon!! Oi, less of the 'old'. Disclaimer: I don't really look like this Good, because gingers are vile and disgusting. Im guessing, once upon a time, one drank your whole stock of vodka and didn't bother to tell you.

I don't negotiate with terrorists No, you don't, and I don't think you should. Our travelling guest has a point though. This is a political conflict, currently in the war stage. To end that war, a political agreement must be found, and negotiations are part of reaching agreement. No party in the conlict is ready for that. For the hawks out there: there's no way of winning this war. I think it's fairly safe to say once Peggy Roofer's policy of 'we do not negotiate with terrorists and have no intention of negotiating with the IRA or their political wing' was dropped, things did somewhat improve in the U.K. Yes but the British Government didn't drop that stance. The IRA were first to make tentative contact to discuss how talks to end the conflict could begin. Lets not confuse IS with the IRA, IS makes the IRA look like the Salvation Army. It now matters not a fuck how they came about or doing the usual 'Its all our fault' bollocks because IF they do end up controlling whole countries they will not stop in their pursuit of the Islamification of the fucking Universe. The idea that they would achieve their aims ( which includes conquering Southern Europe) and then sit back and have a cup of tea is horseshit. Anyway, thanks to Merkel, Europe now has a crisis way beyond the crisis of the mass migration of econom....asylum seekers, there could be thousands of Jihadists in Europe as we speak waiting to kill us all. Camerons stance has turned out to be quite shrewd.

My daughter (Edmonton trip) has a seasonal job at Lush. The training was intense (her words) and she really is enjoying it. Her shop is in a prime location near the food court. I went to visit her last Friday and the shop had about eight staff on duty and they were all busy with customers. Tried and true business model ? Of course they were all busy with customers. They're obviously under orders to harass them continuously. I realise this, so I am always pleasant to them, but it does get a bit wearing when you are approached for the sixth or seventh time. If I didn't want something specific I would avoid the place like the plague. Toastie, you old curmudgeon!!

No Gregg who is 6ft 5ins and hung like a well endowed Shire horse.

No. That one wasn't. Not all guests have the same IPis their there a ban log also how many uses have been banned In the pastYes.cool can I see join itFTFYwhy does everyone want me banned Because you are below the age of consent and you are a twat. Come back when you are 18 and annoy the shit out of us then.

Jean-Claude Van Damme has long been rumoured to be HIV positive but this doesn't sound like him. I never heard that one. Once again Handy, you are THE girl ITK. You legend!!

If all of the poor taste threads were removed the forum would be metaphorically anorexic in content. There is a case, however, for deleting morbidkid who, Im sure, has previously stated that he is under 18. That would improve things enormously.

He doesn't necessarily have Ebola. The text says that this ward is for any highly contagious disease, not just Ebola. He doesn't necessarily have any other highly-contagious disease either. The text also says "He was taken to the Lyme Building where there is a less public entrance than the main ones", probably for security reasons. Though of course, he may be seriously ill. Carelessly dropped the soap a few too many times...that'll teach him to use a less public entrance. "Overdosed on chocolate" according to Vince Hill. Shouldn't these be in the Rolf Harris thread btw? Hardly surprising is it. Its not like he can tempt any children with a bit of choccy now,is it. He may as well eat the fucking lot.

Jesus!! For a moment I thought the unthinkable or summat!

Assuming that you're a new guest and not a previous member/regularly posting guest back under a new guide, or even a current member trolling then I wish to bring to attention a few points regarding your very brief post that may be considered a rant. Your justification behind this rant is entirely preposterous - you posit that DL is "killing all the celebrities". Lets deconstruct this a little bit. Firstly it is explicitly in the rules of most deadpools and the unwritten rules of Deathlist that we cannot, yes cannot, kill a celebrity for advantage and as such there's no point, an allegation of murder is very serious and should not be waged so easily, if the implication that we are indirectly killing the celebrities by including them on the list then you appear to have just elected the DL committee as some kind of god - whilst I'm sure they will be delighted at their new status the reality is that people on the list were going to die anyway at that time irrespective of the list's existence. The lists existence is mainly just a acknowledgement that these people are more likely to snuff it than the general population - and even then we've failed to break or even come close to 50% of them actually doing so, so if the list does somehow have this amazing power of determine someones time of death then it's failing miserably at doing so. The second main issue is that you posit we're killing all the celebrities, each day thousands and thousands more people with claims to be a celebrity are living than dying and furthermore only 50 a year appear on the list, out of tens of thousands. As for your reference to you guys, you may wish to know that women are involved in this as well and as such, whilst not technically incorrect you may have been better using an expression such as "you people" or "you lot". Finally you claim that it's not nice, well the way you describe the DL would certainly not be nice but we've cleared up that's not the case, where the actual Deathlist is not nice is a matter of opinion. Personally I can't see why it would be seen that way - it's in the main agreeing with people who have public ally stated they're ill or are so old you'd expect them to come to terms with the fact that at some point soon they'll die - there's not even a competitive element of dubious morality in the main Deathlist that you can stand claim as not being nice. Im not sure there are any words that could adequately describe the utter despair and futility of knowing that those precious few minutes ive wasted reading that fucking drivel ( and you can try and get me banned for being naaaaaastie coz I don't care) will never be given back to me. I've found a poem you might have wrote by Allan Allhberg http://acupofpoetry.tumblr.com/post/53449901905/slow-reader-by-allan-ahlberg Well I may have done but, obviously, I didn't because Allan Allhberg got in first you fuck knuckle.

Assuming that you're a new guest and not a previous member/regularly posting guest back under a new guide, or even a current member trolling then I wish to bring to attention a few points regarding your very brief post that may be considered a rant. Your justification behind this rant is entirely preposterous - you posit that DL is "killing all the celebrities". Lets deconstruct this a little bit. Firstly it is explicitly in the rules of most deadpools and the unwritten rules of Deathlist that we cannot, yes cannot, kill a celebrity for advantage and as such there's no point, an allegation of murder is very serious and should not be waged so easily, if the implication that we are indirectly killing the celebrities by including them on the list then you appear to have just elected the DL committee as some kind of god - whilst I'm sure they will be delighted at their new status the reality is that people on the list were going to die anyway at that time irrespective of the list's existence. The lists existence is mainly just a acknowledgement that these people are more likely to snuff it than the general population - and even then we've failed to break or even come close to 50% of them actually doing so, so if the list does somehow have this amazing power of determine someones time of death then it's failing miserably at doing so. The second main issue is that you posit we're killing all the celebrities, each day thousands and thousands more people with claims to be a celebrity are living than dying and furthermore only 50 a year appear on the list, out of tens of thousands. As for your reference to you guys, you may wish to know that women are involved in this as well and as such, whilst not technically incorrect you may have been better using an expression such as "you people" or "you lot". Finally you claim that it's not nice, well the way you describe the DL would certainly not be nice but we've cleared up that's not the case, where the actual Deathlist is not nice is a matter of opinion. Personally I can't see why it would be seen that way - it's in the main agreeing with people who have public ally stated they're ill or are so old you'd expect them to come to terms with the fact that at some point soon they'll die - there's not even a competitive element of dubious morality in the main Deathlist that you can stand claim as not being nice. Im not sure there are any words that could adequately describe the utter despair and futility of knowing that those precious few minutes ive wasted reading that fucking drivel ( and you can try and get me banned for being naaaaaastie coz I don't care) will never be given back to me.

'Can cer ra cer ra Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see......

To be fair, there has been a gap in the market since Bernard Manning snuffed it.