Lord Fellatio Nelson

Are you a supporter of another party by any chance? Any party is preferable to the Cuntservatives. At least now Labour is led by a socialist and has been taken back from Blair's bunch of bastards. I have a deep hatred for Socialists and the ones I hate the most are cunt buckets like Corbyn. People like him have known no hardship, have had the kind of education true working class people crave for their young and have barely done a decent fucking days work in their lives because they have spent the bulk of their adulthood hiding in University bars chairing committees and generally advancing Politics to absolutely fucking nowhere. He is a cunt Tch! These Blairites are so bitter! Blair is a cunt too.................and Cameron...................and the Lib Dems, SNP and Arsenal.

Are you a supporter of another party by any chance? Any party is preferable to the Cuntservatives. At least now Labour is led by a socialist and has been taken back from Blair's bunch of bastards. I have a deep hatred for Socialists and the ones I hate the most are cunt buckets like Corbyn. People like him have known no hardship, have had the kind of education true working class people crave for their young and have barely done a decent fucking days work in their lives because they have spent the bulk of their adulthood hiding in University bars chairing committees and generally advancing Politics to absolutely fucking nowhere. He is a cunt

Come on, show everybody the pic of your view of the stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That made me do a lol! He only bought the rabbit 3 years ago. I'm sure he's had several rabbits over the years that have long since died but this is the first time I've ever seen a newspaper article about one of them dying. I believe Debbie McGee did better with an Alsation............

That's, sort of sick, but good.

...............and Lamb Chop out lived the wonderful Shari Lewis!!

But is he interesting enough? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????? Damn right he is!! He is part of my childhood with his brilliant comedic stories/monologues. Shame on ya toastie, shame on ya!!!!!!

A lot more than two dozen Don't kill the messenger :-) I just bloody cutted and pasteded. SC Keep yer hair on, he never knew you pasteded it so there is no need to deadeded him is there!

This is either a newbie who has, quite brilliantly, hit the ground running or its another case of somebody creating their zilliontieth account. Yeah, yeah, too cynical.............. Mods: Turkey or Tewksbury?

Personally, I thought Spam worked far better, based on the logical observation that all their sexual organs would, by now, have the consistency of spam. Well that's what I thought you meant man!!!

I thought of this.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGB1wODkIs

Aye, and fairly chipper they were, also revealed they always invite Mike Nesmith to join them but he's otherwise engaged writing a book (and sitting on his Tippex fortune!) Maybe Michelle Phiiips should throw her lot in with the surviving Monkees in some kind of sixties extravaganza show. Mary, are you seriously suggesting that she is still able to fuck her way through another group???? Wow!!! FFS LFN, that's reality television gold and more exposure (heh heh) than any of those three could earn by any other means. SPAM would be nailed on sponsors, surely. No topping that one this week Mary!!!!!

He is an American citizen. He should be stripped of his Knighthood and fucked off, the turncoat.

I was licking the fucking screen, there!!!

Aye, and fairly chipper they were, also revealed they always invite Mike Nesmith to join them but he's otherwise engaged writing a book (and sitting on his Tippex fortune!) Maybe Michelle Phiiips should throw her lot in with the surviving Monkees in some kind of sixties extravaganza show. Mary, are you seriously suggesting that she is still able to fuck her way through another group???? Wow!!!

That's a real programme? I heard a reference to it on something and assumed it was exaggerated for comic effect. All this is a long way from William G Stewart. He was notably absent from that programme Bradly Walsh did last year about quiz programmes but that doesn't necessarily mean he's in bad health. I was actually going to reply that he had been dead for years till I googled him and found that he was well and truly alive!! Well I never!!!

Don't worry Handy, Lardy and I will pop over to Manx land to kick the shit out of all those that do you down.

Well every fucking day goes down in history because when its gone its history. Hmmm.

Lord Montague has driven off into the sunset. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11834811/Lord-Montagu-National-Motor-Museum-at-Beaulieu-founder-dies-aged-88.html

For a split second I thought you were making a personal statement!!! Then I considered the point that you probably havent made any 'complicated' moves for, about, 40 years......

Conclusive proof, I think, of the return of DLs Stanley Unwin Banshees Scream Esq.

This is what has caused me sleepless nights How do I empty his fucking brains all over his keyboard without being caught??? I will never be promoted, I can actually do the job im already in. Get on the dark web, LFN. You can find contract killers for very reasonable rates these days, but I would advise only employing those with excellent reviews. If you pay extra, they might even bring you back a keepsake, maybe his hand or something. But wait till next year so we can all have him on the DDP. I had an ignorant bully for a boss a few years back; he was also the owner of the company so no grievance procedure. I lost count of the number of people who got called into his office and were never seen again. Horrible vindictive little bastard he was. The only job I've ever been fired from, but I wasn't giving him the satisfaction of me quitting. How nice to work in such a toxic atmosphere................not!! At least I have avenues to go down and make his life much shittier than it was at 8am this morning.

He bears a passing resemblance to Jon Pertwee too, in the days when the former Doctor was earning a few quid as a scarecrow. He looks like a semi Bohemian wino.

You are a right bunch of very deep, dark and evil gits........... I love it!!!

Sounds good but he is a short fat fucktard. I have considered getting a job with the BBC as they have a track record of having employees get away with all sorts and never get caught...