Lord Fellatio Nelson

We now await The Engineer and another conspiracy theory, ya know, The Queen ain't dead. Nope, she just disappeared to live her remaining days in South America with Jim Morrison and anybody who was involved in the funeral is being bumped off coz they know too much.

....but apart from that all ok?

Oh!!! So bad but funny!

Huw Pill, the BOE Chief Economist, has stated that 'Over the course of the past week, there has be a significant repricing of financial assets. Part of that re-pricing reflects broader global developments. Part of it reflects the ongoing normalisation of macroeconomic policy after the pandemic-induced episode of exceptional ease. But there is undoubtedly a UK-specific component'. 'As the Governor said in his statement on Monday afternoon, we are monitoring financial markets developments – and, in particular, that UK-specific component – very closely'. Nowt more to say.

So, let's look at where we are, apart from fucked. The Prime Minister and Chancellor are finished. The two remaining options are another change of Tory leader & cabinet reshuffle or a general election. Two issues spring to mind, here. The '... moving of the deck chairs on the Titanic' will be attributed to another Tory leadership election and, with an election, the money markets, generally distrusting of anything Labour and socialism, are not going to be having celebratory wanks over a red landslide. So, it looks like we are royally fucked on all fronts. We are doomed!

No shit Sherlock.

I take it Sturgeon has run out of toilet paper.

Being a rich American will mean that he will have a better than average chance of going beyond the other averages. Just sayin, like.

Was it Wilson who said 'A week is a long time in Politics' or summat? Sir Keith has gone from that gormless looking twat who you hope doesn't come and sit next you on the bus you are on to a man running around like an amorous dog with two dicks. He actually believes that this his his moment, he is the Political porn star with a full nut sack, ready to unload. Now if he could keep Abbott, Rayner etc and the like away from the action, well... ..

It is beyond satire. It is as if they have done it all on purpose, like, they COULD have bought out a tax cutting budget with all the provisos for paying the shit tons of money they would be borrowing back but..nah. I've not seen a Government in my life time so intent on committing political and economic suicide to the point where you are imploring the cabinet to be sectioned for their and our protection. As an aside, I am curious to know how all of those Corbyn devotees are reacting to all of this. He did, at the last election, promise the fucking earth, had no plan on how to pay the borrowed money back but was feted as some sort of messiah. Well, now we know what would have happened had he got in! Who would have thought it, Sir Keith, out to rescue us all.

Jean Marsh. 88 with a dodgy ticker. You heard it here first.

This bears out what I have been saying for a while now. You either pile in on Labour candidates at the next election or you just don't bother. You cannot vote tactically or we could end up with a bigger shit show because the election ends up with no party with an overall majority. We need one party, one set of policies and no fucking about. Quite staggering to think that Labour handed the last election to the Tories on a plate because of Corbyn and the Tories are now, probably, going to hand the election to Labour because of Truss. They would have had a better chance if they had kept Johnson! Fucking hell, the last few years have been stinkingly wank in the political and societal sense.

Well, Labour is on a sure vote winner by declaring that they would scrap all the perks that the high earners would gain from the tax cuts, to wit, stop them from becoming even richer. Nobody would argue with that, right? Then they go and play the national anthem at the conference and, again, nobody ( well some) would argue with that. Ahead of the conference a fringe meeting is taking place with the Labour republican group who state that 'the national anthem does not "marry" with the party's values' or summat. It's almost like nobody lined the streets or watched the TV when Queenie was being given her last farewell. A political party that has the innate ability to fire a fully loaded 12 bore through its own feet.....

He has actually made sure that the heads of all the armed forces have been placed there by his own fair hands, He is no fool BUT there could be a point where heads of said armed forces have seen the debacle in Ukraine and may not feel overly hungry for any action. Could that be the trigger for them to take control? I hope so.

I believe she was an original Russ Meyer 'starlet'. I also believe that she did, at one stage, have breast cancer. I believe the above is correct but it might not be as it all came out the top of me 'ead.

There have been rumours about a military take over for a few days now.

People need to be calming down with a cup of tea and a muffin.

Sarky git.

We already have inflation. We are already in recession. Aside from that, there are only two ways out of the shit, higher taxes or higher borrowing. Any Political party in power would be confronted with the same issues. Windfall taxes? Would not touch the sides, and the profits earned by certain companies have been made globally, not just in the UK. Even if we invoked it, we would still have to borrow. Labour would have to borrow, Lib Dems would have to borrow and the SNP have had the begging bowl out demanding more money from Westminster. Truss is taking a massive gamble, allow people to keep more of their money and they might start spending. If they start spending then retail MAY start to perk up, manufacturing MAY be able to up production, blah, de blah. Business have two fundamental ways of expanding, plough profits back into the business to grow it to make more profit or borrow the money/bring investment into the business to grow it, make a profit, pay back the debt, with interest and go forwards from there keeping all the profit. That is a simplistic argument for Truss to borrow more, invest it and hope that what she is investing in, us, will kick start the economy by spending it. Aside from that, lower taxes may bring in investment from outside the country and may spark investment from industry within. It's a massive gamble but, fucking hell, nobody has got all the answers to this one, we are heading into a global recession, Europe is in the shit and there is no easy way out, no matter who is in full charge. Define 'professional government' as I had no idea that we had anybody, from any side of the house, that is 'professional.

It's already gone, it's why they are borrowing multiple billions.

Stop spoiling my fun!!!!!!

Yeah but they can always jump up and down on them to push them down a bit further to make more space, like you do with bins, eh.

Wiki says that it was ovarian cancer that killed her?

Anybody got a gun I can borrow?

Prove that they are 'way off' or shut the fuck up.