Lord Fellatio Nelson

Quite powerful, that.

A lot of demonstrations taking place there, the death of that young girl at the hands of the Iranian 'morality police' has not gone down well. Maybe the stress of it all will hasten the demise of the old cunt.

Tbf, they are the presenters and they SHOULD know who the fuck she is, it"s their job to. The fact that she is fucking useless has bugger all to do with it. Seems strange how, here, we take a far greater interest in overseas politics and politicians but certain countries are utterly insular and have little idea or care what goes on outside of their own borders...or summat.

With all of the shit surrounding him it would be surprising if anybody wanted to work with him again or any film studio stump up the money for one of his projects. I'd take a stab at him being forced to retire.

He got deported last week. As soon as she carked it, that was it for him, no more friends in high places.

Didn't you know that it was 'Talk like a pirate's day today? Due to heath and safety reasons they were unable to have a parrot perched on their shoulder, that's all.

I wonder if they will put Biden in a seat near the toilets?

I shall sleep soundly tonight, you learn something every day!

There is no 'normal' on here. You will have no say in whether you stay or go so, yeah, laugh away.

It is a film director kind of thing, ya know, deeply flawed genius or summat. Please see Allen, Polanski etc.

Well, tbf, you will be here for as long as you are tolerated then you will be fucked off only for you to return as a new user, as you do. Until then.....

The Queens stud is at Sandringham. It, I suspect, will be run as an ongoing business as it is pretty successful. I doubt very much that the Royal Silks will be worn by a Jockey on a Sandringham bred horse in the foreseeable future.

Can't wait.....

Good to see Phil and Holly getting bollocked for jumping the queue to see her Maj, laying there, all vulnerable.....giving me the right fuckin 'orn.... Piers Morgan, apparently ripped Isabel Oakeshott and MP's for jumping the queue. I'd be commending Beckham for queuing for hours if he wasn't a publicity seeking cunt.

I'm sure you are but I bat for t'other side.

Well, yes, but he is keeping his head down, isn't he. Mind you, so long as his head isn't down and under some young girls skirt, eh.......

Aye, prefix that with 'Bertie' for added gravitas.

Fucking hell. This is the one thread that, while I was away, I was thinking every day, 'I wonder what's been posted on there today? Utter shite, obviously. The standard has remained the same, the bar set so low an anorexic stick insect would never be able to get under it. Keep up the good work GC!

A man with a deep tenor like voice and a huge screen presence. I always imagined that he was also hung like a Rhino with bollocks as big as those 1970's space hoppers.

TBF, Rolf Harris is now unavailable to do any more portraits of her.....

You have your own fucking DL site to rant on, Z. Fuck off back there.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12697444/rangers-fans-pay-tribute-to-the-queen-by-singing-national-anthem-before-champions-league-match-against-napoli Never would have guessed that that would happen!

He made some great 'artistic' porn. Just saying, like.

Oh, she is deffo giving me a difficult time, as per usual. Nah, she is well on the mend now and all is returning to normal, whatever that is. Ta x

Well, it seemed like a good idea.