Lord Fellatio Nelson

TBF, Rolf Harris is now unavailable to do any more portraits of her.....

You have your own fucking DL site to rant on, Z. Fuck off back there.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12697444/rangers-fans-pay-tribute-to-the-queen-by-singing-national-anthem-before-champions-league-match-against-napoli Never would have guessed that that would happen!

He made some great 'artistic' porn. Just saying, like.

Oh, she is deffo giving me a difficult time, as per usual. Nah, she is well on the mend now and all is returning to normal, whatever that is. Ta x

Well, it seemed like a good idea.

I have never seen anything like it. It was one big fuck off orgy, by the look of it. Lady FN found it most amusing, I just kept my head down, metaphorically speaking! PS: Took a break coz Lady FN had to have a brain operation. I considered it pointless getting agitated and irate with people I'd not want to get stuck in a lift with when there were more important things to worry about. Amen x

Yeah,. I have a pair like that. The last time I wore them was when I was in Gran Canaria. Unbeknown to me, it was their Gay Pride week......

Got a Cool tune? Got a sh*t tune but a mega good Video? Got both? Post them here!!! I shall start with one of my faves, a very cool tune and and a cooler vid. IMHO of course......... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9mgjZK46_uw

Right, I did a search on here ( badly because im a thick cockney w*nker) and couldnt find a thread dedicated to those who died mangled in the wreckage of a car somewhere. Im not talking about racing drivers, purely celebs who took a ride to the other side. So far, and off the top of my thick head, I have thought of the following "The peoples Princess" - Dont you love the British Secret Service? Jayne Mansfield - Whos considerable funairbags couldnt save her from decapitation Eddie Cochrane - Died in the back of a taxi driven by Lardys Grandad Cozy Powell - Couldnt keep his Saab in a straight line on a Motorway and thats as far as ive got ( without cheating) Anymore?

Really? Bit of a presumptuous prick, aren't you. You have no fucking idea whether the the others are any better OR worse than what we have but you still push the 'narrative' ( every tool uses that word because it makes them sound clever ) because you actually believe that an election would rid us all of this poisonous shite without having the basic intelligence to figure out that you may end up with a no overall majority in Parliament but still having those cunts as the largest party. To wit ( and you have fuck all wit ) we would end up with exactly the same shite, albeit, diluted. In the mean time, while you keep posting your 'Angry from Billericay shit' here nobody actually has a fucking clue what any new Government would propose to do with our national debt, rampant inflation and crippling energy prices because they haven't actually told us. That would help, just a little bit in getting them in to power but, oh no, they would rather stand shoulder to shoulder with picketing train drivers who earn £60K + a year than explain how they would help ALL of us. Never mind, I have broken the golden rule never to debate Politics with a cunt. I won't be doing it again.

It doesn't 'float my boat'. You keep convincing yourself that an immediate election will solve all of our problems because we will end up with a Government of the people, for the people and all of that bollocks. Amen.

.....which actually nails the point of ' shit opposition' beautifully home.

I can't watch the end of that anymore, not since I lost my dad.

I wonder who else has been sucking cock....

No he wouldn't have. If they had put him on the list I would have hunted them down and rammed broom handles up their arses. Genuinely gutted, a brilliant comedic actor, good guy and proper 'star'. The lights have gone out...

I was in the CWU for over 30 years and it never influenced how I voted. Starmer happily sat in Corbyns shadow cabinet so, logically, he was and still is aligned to his policies, ideology and manifesto. The public are not so massively stupid that they don't get that. Even if he has had a wholesale shift, politically, the Trojan horse scenario could happen. Maybe. Just because, as a society, we agree in equality, social justice and all that shizzle, doesn't make us a socialist society, if it did Labour would have swept to power many more times than it has. Having said that, at least we knew where Corbyn stood, Starmer? No fucking idea!

So the other parties allow them to destroy themselves, then what? Who do we vote for? Aside from ' traditional' Tory, Labour,. Lib Dem, etc voters, the vast majority of us vote for the party that, in our view, offers us a better alternative, a better manifesto and a better future. Can you tell me if any of the other parties currently offer us that alternative? Currently, we KNOW how shit this mob is but we don't actually KNOW if the alternatives are any better. Let's not forget that lying, cheating, law breaking and doing bird is not just a Tory thing, yes, they do it on a grand scale but the others are hardly fucking saintly, are they. So, I refer back to my original point, and a point I made a while back, that there is no clear alternative and that alone could see the wankers return to power. I mean, for some, it may be a case of ' better the devil you know' eh.

Oh, they may well do.

Generally, she talks a load of shit. Being outspoken means bugger all if you are not making these bunch of tossers look, well, a bunch of tossers. They should have been completely dismantled by Labour by now, yet the only dismantling of the Conservatives has been brilliantly executed by the Conservatives. The whole sodding point is that, by now, we all should be saying things like ' yeah, Labour/ Lib Dems etc, have had them on the ropes, exposed them for the cunts that they are and are demonstrating that they know how to take us all forward when we vote them in. So far, fuck all. It's like they only have to fuck the corpse but they can't even get a hard on. They, purely by being utterly toothless, are as culpable for the shit we are in as the sitting bunch of bastards. We are doomed.

...and the fucking tragic thing? All of the blows landed on this shit show of a Government have been either self inflicted or by public opinion. Fuck all has landed from those useless cunts on the opposite benches, which says it all.

This. That is all.

Only with Politics, in general, who isn't?

I have no rage and, despite my age, I am not impotent. Maybe I couldn't be arsed to tell you before, it isn't like you are THAT fucking important that I simply MUST answer your questions, is it.

Why, would the Tories who could have voted in favour of the motion been named so you could send them all Thank You cards? It was a fucking pointless motion raised by a pointless, useless leader of the opposition who wanted to oust a liar and a bull shitter. It's almost funny.