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3 hours ago, prussianblue said:Sudan has great mineral wealth, a growing economy and a population of over 45 million. Hardly inconceivable that people might want or need to go there for reasons of business, teaching, charity work, etc. etc.
It's a crap hole that has spent more years than I care to remember in civil war. You want to do business there? Want to teach? Do a bit of 'charidee? On your head be it, don't expect the Government to bail you out of the shit.
The only people that needed to be there were Government employees.
The End.
Edit: If you think I'm just blowing air out of my arse hole, speak to the multitude of Sudanese refugees who now live in the UK.
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20 minutes ago, Vinegar Tits said:Maria Charles, probably best known as Maureen Lipman's mother in 'Agony', has apparently died. Posted from a usually very reliable Facebook group.
She ought to get an obit as she was the go-to Jewish mother until Maureen Lipman and Lesley Josrph got older, plus had a very distinguished stage career too. (And she's a unique pick for me).
I thought she died years ago.
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6 hours ago, YoungWillz said:Wait.
Sunak has arranged the evacuation of all diplomatic staff and their families from Sudan.
Phew, that should be a great relief to all the British nationals left in Sudan who don't even have access to consular/embassy support at all. He's abandoned them.
You mean all of the Sudanese who became dual nationals when they fled Sudan to escape certain death but have just popped back to see their cousin Mohamed for a couple of weeks.
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1 hour ago, wannamaker said:I hate being a Spurs fan, I've had some terrible weeks and Tottenham just made them worse. Hope Kane and Son leave, they're too good to stay in this shite club. Can't imagine what the away fans must feel, travelling all the way to Newcastle just to see this shameful performance.
Yeah, all those absolute fucking idiots, travelling 100s of miles to unfurl ENIC out banners and chant 'Levy Out'.
No wonder we are an absolute fucking shit show.
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7 minutes ago, Toast said:Aren't the Tories planning some gerrymandering? I know they're trying to fiddle about with my constituency.
OOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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34 minutes ago, Sideik said:Well, as a non-british contestant for the ddp I find interesting to see at a glance the people who get qualifying obits, it can be a source of inspiration I think
I take it you don't get out much then....
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The next James Bond film will see 007 transition from a man to a woman. Cocktopussy
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1 minute ago, Sean said:She is still touring regularly and incredibly people are paying to see her live.
Yep, people just can't help being stupid, can they.
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8 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:Historical figures who would have been deadpoolers? Recently learned that Michael Bentine fell into a coma as a child after being injected with typhoid, and upon coming out of it developed a "skill" - he could tell when people were going to die in the next six weeks, as when he looked at them they had a skull superimposed over their face. This made his time in the Air Force during WW II particularly unnerving.
This begs the obvious, if not stupid question: The last time he looked in a mirror, before his death, did he see a skull superimposed on his own face?
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Not either of those but a similar kind of site. Thank you both for having a look around to find it!
As I said it may well be clickbait, although it would not be unfair to say that those 'dubious' news/entertainment sites have, in the past, delivered updates ahead of mainstream ones.
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8 minutes ago, ajlposh said:
Got a link?If I find it again I will post it up.
I found it by chance!
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There are reports that his family have stated his condition has deteriorated.
This could, obviously, be click bait bollocks but I'm not so sure.....
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22 hours ago, msc said:Obligatory link: familiar unknown (familiar-unknown.blogspot.com)
Latest post on Jean Marsh, one of my all time favourites. Brilliant actress. Sadly in very poor health nowadays though.
This forum may have its ups and downs over the years but I think we've always shown the proper respect to old actors and sports people who might fall off the radar elsewhere.
I had a bit of a thing for Jean Marsh as a teen.
When she goes it will be a sad day for me.
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The blogger who runs the 'familiar unknown' site is back posting.
This will mean fuck all to many but it is a little corner of enjoyment for me.
British actors who you will know the faces to but rarely the names.
Lovely.
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Nobody reported the death of John Motson?
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40 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:I've updated the cast list for The Comedians again (see the spoiler below) to add a few names who were missing.
Dennis Jones, the Bradford impressionist died in 1993.
I've removed Jimmy Cricket because despite being listed on IMDb, he never appeared on the show.
As for passings since my last update, Blackpool stand-up Tony Jo died from cancer in January 2022, aged just 70. Local obit and Jimmy Cricket posted a tribute to him on his website here.
There's an obit for a Pat Tansey here from 2022, aged 70. I don't think it's him but I'm not certain. The individual died in Sunderland. Pat Tansey the comedian was Irish-born and lived in Bromsgrove, and according to a quick Google search was still performing in 2021.
I'm amazed that Stevie Faye is still with us at 96 considering that he's been so frail for years. He must surely be the oldest living comedian of note in the UK now.
The Comedians (1971–1993)
Johnny Allan NO INFO
Russ Abbot (wiki) b. 1947 / note: then known as Russ Roberts
Lennie Bennett (wiki) 1938–2009 (70) BBC obit
Harry Black (IMDb) 1938–2014 (75) local obit
Stan Boardman (wiki) b. 1937
Jim Bowen (wiki) 1937–2018 (80) BBC obit
Alan Brady b. 1943 / note: today a local politician, known by his real name of Alan Godson
Jimmy Bright (IMDb) b. 1971 / note: youngest comedian to star on the show
Duggie Brown (wiki) 1940–2022 (82) BBC obit
Les Bryan b. c. 1941
Mike Burton (IMDb) b. 19?? / note: recent comments (2021) on Facebook confirm he's alive
Dave Butler (IMDb) 1936–1996 (60) mention of death
Kenny Cantor (IMDb) 1938–2019 (80) local obit
Jackie Carlton (IMDb) 1923–1995 (72) local obit
Brian Carroll (IMDb) 1930–2014 (84) local obit (dead link)
Johnny Carroll (IMDb) 1941–2020 (78) local obit
Frank Carson (wiki) 1926–2012 (85) BBC obit
Paddy Cassidy NO INFO
Johnnie Casson (wiki) b. 1943
Eddie Colinton (IMDb) 1936–2002 (66) local obit
Mike Coyne (IMDb) b. 1939
Colin Crompton (wiki) 1931–1985 (54) The Stage obit
Bob Curtiss (IMDb) b. 1938
Pauline Daniels (IMDb) b. 1955 / note: only comedienne to star on the show
Ivor Davis b. 19?? / note: Manchester comedian, noted as being alive in 2020 on FB
Charlie Daze (IMDb) b. 1938 / note: brother of Mike Douglas
Les Dennis (wiki) b. 1953
Mike Douglas b. 19?? / note: later known as Mike Cash, also the brother of Charlie Daze
Vince Earl (wiki) b. 1944
Stevie Faye (IMDb) b. 1927
Ray Fell (IMDb) 1939–2016 (76) death notice
Mickey Finn (IMDb) 1946–2016 (69) local obit
Eddie Flanagan (IMDb) 1936–2002 (66) mention of death
Alan Fox 1936–2014 (77) local obit (dead link)
Stu Francis (wiki) b. 1948
Syd Francis (IMDb) 1943–2006 (62) Times obit
Mike Goddard (IMDb) b. 1943 / note: initially known as Mike Goodwin, changed name to avoid confusion with Ken
Ken Goodwin (wiki) 1933–2012 (78) BBC obit
Jackie Hamilton (wiki) 1937–2003 (66) local obit
Jerry Harris 19??–201? / note: later moved to Malta, noted as having died between 2010 and 2012
Tony Jo (IMDb) 1951–2022 (70) local obit
Dennis Jones 1935–1993 (58) / note: Bradford comedian, confirmed deceased via this Facebook post
Jimmy Jones (wiki) b. 1938
Mike Kelly (IMDb) 1943–2018 (74) mention of death (dead link)
George King (IMDb) b. 1948
Terry "Slipperman" King (IMDb) 19??–c. 2002 mention of death
Bobby Knoxall MBE (wiki) 1933–2009 (75) local obit
Bobby Knutt (wiki) 1945–2017 (71) BBC obit
Brian Lewis (IMDb) 19??–???? mention of death / note: also in Super Gran as one half of "The Muscles"
Bernard Manning (wiki) 1930–2007 (76) BBC obit
Jimmy Marshall (IMDb) 1933–1996 (63) The Stage obit
Mike McCabe b. 19?? / note: alive and well, his son Milo McCabe is also a prominent comedian
Paul Melba (wiki) 1936–2020 (84) local obit
Mick Miller (wiki) b. 1950
Bal Moane (IMDb) b. 1936
Pat Mooney (IMDb) 1931–2008 (76) mention of death
Johnny More (wiki) 1934–2015 (81) local obit
Hector Nicol (wiki) 1920–1985 (64) Herald obit
Hal Nolan (IMDb) 1932–2014 (82) mention of death
Chris O'Dell 1939–2016 (76) local obit
Tom O'Connor (wiki) 1939–2021 (81) BBC obit
Tom Pepper (IMDb) 1950–2018 (67) death notice
Bryn Phillips (IMDb) 1934–2014 (79) local obit
Colin Price b. 19?? / note: Welsh, still doing stand-up in 2018
Don Reid b. 1943 / note: Crewe, Cheshire comedian as per this
Mike Reid (wiki) 1940–2007 (67) BBC obit
Al Rich 1933–1996 (62) mention of death
Greg Rogers NO INFO
George Roper (wiki) 1934–2003 (69) Guardian obit
Harry Scott (IMDb) b. 19?? / note: Cockney comedian, still making club appearances a few years ago
Mike Scott NO INFO
Paul Shane (wiki) 1940–2013 (72) BBC obit
Kenny Smiles (IMDb) 1946–2013 (67) local obit
Ollie Spencer (IMDb) b. c. 1945
Paul Squire (IMDb) 1950–2019 (69) local obit
Tony Stewart b. 1936 / note: Scottish, but has lived in South Africa for years
Pat Tansey (IMDb) b. 19??
Gerry Thomas (IMDb) 1931–2020 (89) death notice
Sammy Thomas (IMDb) 1932–2010 (77) local obit
Johnnie "Goon" Tweed (IMDb) 1928–2006 (77) / note: retired to the Isle of Man, where he died
Johnnie Wager (IMDb) 1930–2019 (89) mention of death / note: real name Robert Ernest Benton
Roy Walker (wiki) b. 1940
Jos White (IMDb) 1923–2019 (96) ITV obit
Charlie Williams MBE (wiki) 1927–2006 (78) BBC obit
Stu Williams 1934–1991 (57) / note: according to this, previously a pro footballer called Willie Nimmo
Lee Wilson (wiki) 1938–2013 (74) local obit
Lenny Windsor (IMDb) b. c. 1946Owen, AKA Steve Faye.
Taken at his care home in June 2020.
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On 14/05/2013 at 19:21, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:Actually, of more interest was the article about the police clampdown on dogging.
I suppose, down your way, its kept strictly within the family, eh?
This was from 2013.........Diego C**t just 'liked' it.
FFS, Mods, have a word!!!!!
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4 minutes ago, Bibliogryphon said:You know Dreams don't come true....
Well, I hope mine do!!
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Madonna ' Oh Rocco, why did you refuse to come and live with me????!!!!!
Rocco 'Because you are a complete and utter fucking joke'.
There...
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I had a dream.
My dream was that the complete and utter fucking arse trumpet AKA 'Diego' stopped 'liking' all my fucking posts.
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2 hours ago, Bibliogryphon said:Is Bonnie Langford on wheelchair pushing duty?
Well, she is the youngest actress there.
Some of them are, well, very old, aren't they.
MPFC will be licking his lips at that line up!
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Vicky Wright, daughter of legend Billy and Joy Beverley has died.
Dunno if it belongs on here or it has already been reported.
Don't care, either.