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  1. Posted

    I like the new Dr.

    I like his sidekick.

    I did, however, sit there waiting for the script writers to shoe horn in something political/social so that they could educate working class knuckle draggers like me.

    They didn't disappoint, did they.:rolleyes:

     

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    11 minutes ago, TQR said:

    There or thereabouts half way through the council results, and the Tories so far have lost 54-55% of the seats they've contested. That's bottom end of their lower expectations and the Lib Dems are ahead of them at this point. It's a bloodbath.

     

    Castlepoint, fairly near me, have completely wiped out the Tories there!

    I used to live on Canvey, a place where you were either a builder or related to one. Castle Point council were a load of c*nts, of all political persuasions.

    Good to see everything going around in a full circle.

    The Tories won the last election because Labour were utterly shite and comrade Corbyn was a step too far and, now, Labour will win the next election because the Tories are utterly shite and Sunak will be a step too far.

    Yeah, I know they are an incompetent, corrupt bunch of self serving cunts, they all are.

    We are now left with a choice between syphilis and genital warts.

     God must really hate the British .

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    On 13/04/2024 at 07:32, Lard Bazaar said:

    Come on then, I need some excitement in my life, and getting pissed up in a dingy pub and then vomiting on a Tube sounds right up my alley.

    I missed this one. Lardy is a true legend...ary drinker! 

    Funny as fuck too.:D

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    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking bitch stole ma wallet.

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    On 19/11/2023 at 21:31, The Old Crem said:

    I was watching TV and when I checked my phone to see this and Rosalynn’s death it was quite a shock. 

    She was 96 and had dementia. How the fuck is her death a shock.

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    I was thinking about him the other day. I pondered the thought that, when he finally died, football would die with him. At this moment, that is how it feels to me, a man that sat at the same table as Pele as one of the greatest footballers to have ever walked this earth. Dramatic? Maybe. To those of us of a certain age his loss truly is the end of a chapter, a man the like of which we will never see again.☹️

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    We seem to be going through a phase of UFO, Bigfoot, See Monsters, et, al sightings & recordings.

    While most of it is utter bollocks, with a large dollop of CGI thrown in, there are some that do make you think.

    I mean, we live in an age where most people have mobile phones which can take video recordings and photo's.

    At some point, certainly, somebody will record the real thing, should the real thing exist, of course. The thing is who is going to believe them?

     

  18. Posted

    1 minute ago, Joey Russ said:

    Funny thing, today I was just commenting on your absence in a group dm I’m on. Of course you would show back up the moment I made the comment. It’s sods law after all

    Well, I will be in and out etc.

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    On 08/07/2023 at 12:55, YoungWillz said:

     

    Moving these posts here as this is probably where they belong.

     

    The why is the most important thing for me. Though more accurately why would Oswald do it? If the preponderance of eyewitness testimony and physical evidence (brains all over the back of the car) is that the fatal shot was from the front, then Oswald didn't do it. Again, eyewitness testimony from a police officer puts Oswald on the first floor within 90 seconds of the shooting. So he's hidden the gun, come down 5 storeys and isn't out of breath or sweating or shaking or excited within that period, having just murdered the most important man in the world?

     

    Again, it's the evidence of folk actually there I'd like to believe. If you strip away all the Oswald history, the pro Cuba and anti Cuba stuff, his Marxism history etc etc that puts the bias in folks heads and look at the testimony of what happened on the day, it doesn't fit. Apparently the actual evidence of him shooting Tippet the cop doesn't fit either - he's sitting in a movie theater (sic) eating popcorn when that shooting takes place - and at least three of the four bullets in Tippet could not have come from Oswald's revolver.

     

    I just don't want to get into all the speculation, myself. There's too many connections, too many claimed real stories, actual evidence ignored etc etc. If pushed, I think Oswald knew he was being set up to take the fall for some third party, potentially in some official capacity. He possibly let one of the real gunmen into the depository. He would have been assured the evidence wouldn't stack up against him and the authorities would make sure he walked free with a very nice protection package. 

     

    But again, that's just a guess - the evidence told by your actual witnesses just doesn't tally with the official verdict and until someone can make it do so, it's up for debate.

     

    You are right though, we'll never know.

    It has already been established that the gun Oswald used could not have been fired in quick succession at the speed it needed to be done to be the murder weapon. It also lacked the accuracy required to be certain of a hit that would be fatal.

    These tests were carried out by expert marksmen.

    Soooooo.

    A documentary, quite some time back, focussed on the grassy knoll and a car parking area, secluded, at the top of it. It was secluded enough and close enough to have fired the bullets to the FRONT of Kennedys head. They even found a photo and using, at the time, up to date technology, traced a shadowy figure at the top of the knoll at the time Kennedy was shot. 

    There is no doubt that Oswald, a decent marksman, fired his gun and he may even have hit Kennedy, but not the volume of shots. It wasn't possible. .  

    Whether he believed that he was the sole assassin or was aware that he was the decoy, we shall never know.

    Who killed him? The Mafia? I don't see it. If it had come out that they had, the law enforcement agencies would have gone to war with them in a way they had not done since, well, Al Capone. Why kill him and then live under the prospect of being unable to do what you were doing before? Doesn't make sense.

    Was it his own security services? Probably. 

     

     

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    2 hours ago, BuffaloPhil said:

     

    It is the fastest ever, although I believe it's possible that there may have been a quicker one in one of the very early finals when these things weren't measured.

     

     

    I was very sceptical when his name was first mentioned, but the more I read about him the more excited I get. I'm now (cautiously) very optimistic about this appointment.

    Yeah, we will now be putting the ENIC OUT banners away and stop chanting 'Levy Out' on the terraces.

    That is the c**ts 12th appointment, seriously, I am all out of fucks to give now.

    They may as well put Schofield in charge for all I care.

  24. Posted

    On 12/05/2023 at 21:54, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

    Elsewhere, on't web, Lardy was convincing me that he was dead and they were just waiting for the right time to announce it.

    Possible.........

    See? Lardy was bang on!:D

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