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  1. Posted

    12 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

    Her polling figures with the public are awful. A majority of people think she would be a bad pm including those who said don’t know. A new PM would be bonkers to promote her to chancellor. 

    You wouldn't have her licking the fecal crusts out of a tramps ring piece so the chances of her having a top job, any job, in the cabinet under the new PM is remote.

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  2. Posted

    14 hours ago, Summer in Transylvania said:

    For nearly six months now, ever since Meat Loaf died, a random number has been texting me "RIP Meat Loaf" repeatedly. 

     

    I don't know who they are but they just won't quit. 

    Can somebody explain this one to me, please.

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  3. Posted

    59 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

    I successfully  predicted the 2010 hung parliament to family and friends  and I am going to chance it  again and predict next election will result in a hung parliament. 

    Congratulations!!!

    You have won the 'No Shit Sherlock' award of the day.

    I'm sure there will be other real contenders as we go through the week but, I reckon, you are going to win!:lol:

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  4. Posted

    59 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

    It's cringeworthy embarrassing how much she dotes on him dewey eyed making excuses for him. 

    You are just jealous, you tart.

    I know you secretly have erotic dreams about Boris and rolling around on his fat.

    Go on, admit it.:)

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  5. Posted

    40 minutes ago, Toast said:

     

    That attitude contributed to getting us into this mess.  If more people had voted tactically - as I did last time - these cunts would not have got into power again.

    These cunts got into power because, at the time, the shite that was challenging them was unelectable.

    As big a cunt as Johnson was, he was not going to bankrupt us ( Ha, Ha, little did we know...) and raising taxes until they were taking our hard earned direct from our arse holes.

    If we are in the shit now, what would have Corby left us in, after he had borrowed a metric shit ton of money to create jobs and do whatevah.

    As for the Libs, they have only ever been a protest vote or for the middle classes & teachers that live on the coast, like we have up my way.

    Not very representative of the general population, I reckon, and the reason why, when it comes to showtime, people desert them and bet on the blue horse or the red one.

    Tactical voting,  as a general rule of thumb, rarely solves the problem because you are more likely to have a hung parliament and what we really don't need, amongst a shit ton of other things, is a load of fucking squabbling between three shit parties about who gets to be Deputy PM and an office close to a convenient brothel.

    We need, whoever it may be,  a saviour who gets on with the fucking job without poncing off to meet their bessie in Kiyv or however it's spelt ( fucked if I know now ) when the heat is on.

    So, on that basis, the parties can all squabble, people here can squabble about Boris being a massive cunt, 'we need an election now' and what is the best way to get rid of the Tories etc, etc and I will just keep my head down and plow on.

    Like most of us.

    PS: I do very much respect your opinions Toastie, I just can't always agree on them.

    Be a boring world if everybody agreed with everything.

    Probably a better one too.

     

     

     

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  6. Posted

    7 minutes ago, Toast said:

     

    No, the absolute priority is to get rid of these stinking corrupt lying thieving CRUEL Tories. 

    We have to start somewhere.  Everyone needs to vote for the opposition candidate with the best chance of winning their seat.  In my case that's Lib Dem, but it doesn't matter who it is as long as they're not Conservative.

    Yes, get rid of the lying prick, absolutely. Get rid of the Tories, yes, absolutely.

    I am, however, fucked if I will vote for A.N Other because they are the only options that we have left.

    I am sick to fucking death of it all, we have the worst set of Political Parties/Leaders I can ever remember and that is saying something when you factor in the likes of I.D.S, Michael Foot, et al.

     You all vote for who you like, I'm out.

  7. Posted

    8 minutes ago, TQR said:


    Fucking useless is still better than what we have now. Best get used to the idea.

    No, I cannot say a cat turd is better than a dog turd.

    I just won't bother voting, a first for me.

    Each to their own.

  8. Posted

    23 minutes ago, TQR said:


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    Yes, an election is a great idea, who shall we vote for?

    Sir Keith? Fucking useless.

    Ed Davey? Ditto

    Anybody else? Er, no.

    So many fabulous Political leaders out there for us to choose from.

    Is it any wonder why that massive Prick has managed to hold on to power for so long?

    We are all fucked.

  9. Posted

    8 hours ago, Drewsky1211 said:

    Jim Morrison joined the 27 Club on this day 51 years ago.

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    Morrison and fellow UCLA graduate Ray Manzarek formed The Doors in 1965, and their band entered the spotlight in 1967 with their song "Light My Fire":

     

    "Touch Me" and "Love Her Madly" were other hits from the band. Morrison died of an accidental heroin overdose in Paris.

    ...allegedly...:sherlock:

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  10. Posted

    1 hour ago, Bibliogryphon said:

    Just a thought about Chris Pincher.

     

    Do you think he has been treated differently because his victims are male? 

     

    Are the MPs who would behave in the same way towards woman who don't get called out?

    If he had done it to  women he would now be under investigation by the Police, a prosecution would be a virtual certainty and, at the very least, he would be stuck on the sex offenders register.

    That's the difference and it fucking stinks.

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  11. Posted

    1 hour ago, Octopus of Odstock said:

    At Silverstone today. Actually looks better when he is a bit more casually dressed. If he's getting out and about as much as he is, he might be alright for a few more years 

    Form spotting for retired racing drivers too...

     

     

     

     

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    Either he is looking like Mr Burns or Mr Burns is looking like him.

     

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  12. Posted

    5 minutes ago, Toast said:

     

    And now I have to wait for a texted security code just to open Ebay.

    FFS.

    If I buy anything I'll do it through Paypal, and they'll do the verification, so there's really  no need for this.  Entering username and password should be enough for browsing, but now I have to go and find my mobile phone, switch it on, remember its bloody passcode .....  :bat:

    Happened to me too.

    More and more extra layers of security now.

    Possibly, although I could be very wrong, could it have been a recent update, cookie deletion etc that has caused it to require more proof?

    Maybe?

  15. Posted

    1 minute ago, DevonDeathTrip said:

    I've been getting quite into anarchist economics recently and arrived at the conclusion that the abolition of money is the answer to all of our problems.

     

    While we're at it, the abolition of international borders would solve the 'problem' of illegal immigrants.:)

     

    As for Starmer, utterly hopeless and as unelectable as his three predecessors.  

    You are ok.

    You have a tractor, livestock and/or fruit/veg to eat.

    What about the rest of us!!!!

  16. Posted

    15 minutes ago, msc said:

     

    Trust me, I run the house budget, I know that one! 

     

    I can call him a cunt more often if you'd like. Therapeutic. :D

     

    As for why him and not others, I can only speak for myself. Oppositions are mostly navel gazing debating societies, as useful as a chocolate teapot. (They're also really good at battering themselves to bits, as you may have noticed!) Governments are where power and responsibility lies. A government which promotes damaging policies is much worse than an opposition talking bollocks. Any time someone new becomes PM, they start with a clean sheet for me and rapidly move with their actions in office (because history is full of, for example, Great Chancellors who were shit Prime Ministers and vice versa). If Keir Starmer becomes Prime Minister, he'll start the same, and be judged appropriately. It's the political system we've got. I've no time for the anarchist view that if everyone stops voting we can tear up the system and create Utopia, in the real world we have actual people to help. (And even if you are a own bootstraps kind of person, that is reliant on the government not shooting their own economy in the foot, like Rishi Sunak, who is also a cunt btw (:D) is alleged to have done with his sheer useless incompetence.) Churchill said during WW2, on proposing an alliance with Stalin to the horror of his own benches, that if Hitler invaded Hell, he'd provide a favourable reference for the Devil! That's roughly my view when it comes to crap governments and their only alternative! 

     

    But that is just me, other views are available. 

     

    Anyhow, you do know I come here to get AWAY from politics? :lol:

     

    But that said...

     

     

    If this financial crisis goes on for 2 years the government is FUCKED. More fucked than the people in your recently shagged thread, mate.

     

    But for the record, I hope it bloody well doesn't go on for much longer, because I fucking live here. 

     

     

     

     

    No, no, I like you just the way you are, thanks.

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  19. Posted

    59 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

    I think the next general election will result in another torturous  hung parliament.  Not sure who will be the biggest party but the combination of the tories  losing a certain amount of support and popularity but Labour not quite being popular  enough to win a majority  will result in a very unusual election result. 

    If I am right a third hung parliament in less than 15 years might point towards our politics becoming more like the US were things are finally balanced or closely split as a nation between two main parties and every political battle or election is high stakes and quite bitter and angry?

    We shall see!!

    I agree.

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  20. Posted

    1 hour ago, msc said:

     

    Just bolding the key part of your statement! 

     

    Although "slightly less shit than Ian Hislop", christ, what compliments you planning next - "slightly more competent than Diane Abbot"? "slightly younger than David Attenborough?" "Less of a war monger, next to Vlad Putin?"  Damned with the faintest of faint praise! :D

    I get your point.

    The real issue is that, if we vote them out of office, who the fuck do we replace them with? 

    That is my point, we can rip another hole in the arse of this government forever and a day but we seem to be focused on them without pulling apart the utterly woeful shite that sits across from them. 

    Are we saying that there is no point battering them equally?

    They all deserve a good kick in but we don't seem to be overly interested in doing so on here.

    ...and just to clarify, there are a few on here, not you, who seem to spend way to much time telling us all how fucked we all are and how much of a cunt Boris and his bestest friends are.

    We fucking KNOW that, change the bastard record!

     

  22. Posted

    2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

     

     

    We're ruling out a comeback, then

    So....

    That film script you should write, ya know, the one about Fatty Foulkes, well Nev is your main man for the starring role!

    Just an idea, like.

  23. Posted

    1 hour ago, frleon said:

    Plenty of blue/white/red around my place – none of which are celebrating some stupid monarchy that against all odds survived into the 21st century. It’s good to live in Paris <3

    Been there.

    Its a shit hole.

     

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  24. Posted

    47 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

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    So, I'm wheezing a few miles on the bike and trying to get home before I'm soaked, then I see the rainbow. Fuck knows what came over me but I headed over to see if I could find the end. Just over the ridge in some springy peat, sure enough, I found it. So I layed the bike down, started digging and a few inches under the top I found this metal box. Opened it and...there's 54 letters inside all addressed to the 1922 Committee!

     

     

    Absolute fucking genius, that one!

     

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