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  1. Posted

    5 hours ago, Grimgrass said:

    As mentioned in "People Who Are Dead According to Wikipedia" thread, Andy Devine (Wiki), best known for playing Shadrach Dingle in Emmerdale, died off the radar back on 27 January 2022: https://www.thegazette.co.uk/notice/4075180

    I could have sworn that was reported when it happened.

    He never looked the picture of health.

    He also looked like that Lion in the original Wizard of Oz, but that's another matter.

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  4. Posted

    7 hours ago, the_engineer said:

    Another conspiracy comes true 

     

     

     

    You know it's the same in the UK,as corruption is one of the UK's de facto official languages.

     

     

    Yeah, not just the famous.

    I know of people that had them too, obviously they were not FAMOUS so it was never going to get reported.

    Find another conspiracy FFS.

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  9. Posted

    1 hour ago, The Old Crem said:

    He has been spotted on the set of Doctor Who today. He looks frail and is using a wheelchair but is obviously still well enough to film scenes.

    Just because he is filming in a wheel chair does not mean that he is having to use one away from filming, does it!!!!

    As for frail, what the fuck do you expect a 93 year old to be?

    Fucking hell.

  10. Posted

    23 minutes ago, LovelyVincent said:

    "i dedicate my life to my duty as Queen of this country.....

     

    ......but i won't go in a bloody wheelchair as its bad for ones image"

     

    I'm sorry but for fucksake. You can't do the whole ones life role and you won't abdicate because its your duty and then not do your job because you dont want to be seen in a bloody wheelchair. I'm not arsed if your mum didnt like being seen in a wheelchair she wasnt the monarch back then.

     

    Whats the point in the head of state holding on forever saying its her frigging duty and she wouldnt have the shame of abdication because she can't have the shame of being in a wheelchair. There is absolutely no value in her being monarch anymore (isnt the monarchy now just about the whole show and she cant even be wheeled out to do it?)

     

    So its either complete selfishness not going into a wheelchair to be wheeled out and completely making her whole "promise" a load of shite or she's seriously ill.

     

    Pick your side chaps

    There is no side to pick.

    She is 96 and has gradually become less active, her son and grandson have been taking on duties that she once did.

    This is a point of transition from Queen to King.

    She could abdicate and leave her family to figure it all out, pretty much as she had to when her father died, or help them settle into the roles they are going to be taking, sooner rather than later.

    She is putting things into place for when she is no longer here and, seriously, she doesn't have long now.

     

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  11. Posted

    3 minutes ago, Toast said:

     

    There are a couple of scenes in particular involving wanking that had me literally crying tears of laughter. :lol:

    Is this the one where Gillian Anderson tosses off a cucumber?

    Edit: A courgette.

  15. Posted

    I couldn't give a fuck who they make the new Doctor so long as the scripts/storylines are not preachy, wokey bollocks like 'we must educate the masses about just how bad your ancestors were' etc etc.

    I don't think my ancestors ever owned slaves.

    It might also help if the plots are not utterly shit too.

    As all of the above is bound to be shoe horned in at some point, I'm out.

  17. Posted

    2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

    Crawley have ousted John Yems over "racism and discriminatary conduct" re-hire chances likely dented. Doesn't matter which emerging African nations want a British manager, he's fucked in their eyes, eh?

     

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61349180

    He will find work in the Middle East or somewhere like China.

    I doubt that he is the first 'disgraced' football coach who has had to go further afield to earn a living.

  18. Posted

    24 minutes ago, Tower1 said:

    "Hello, we are from Pfizer. We've just created this revolutionary vaccine that will 100% protect millions of people from having severe symptoms of the virus and in some cases dying. We used our research facilities to create the vaccine. This vaccine may cause side effects to a very small minority of people as can any vaccine". 

    EFA.

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