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  2. Posted

    2 hours ago, markb4 said:

    OK Magazine mentioning how Dick Van Dyke's inner circle is worried about his health.

     

    I tend to ignore this, but an interesting fact is they also mentioned he had a concussion during his recent car crash. Was that news mentioned anywhere?

    https://okmagazine.com/p/dick-van-dyke-warned-slow-down-inner-circle-acting-gig-health/

     

    Look, he is 97 years old.

    His health is going to deteriorate, he is going to die.

    The End

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  4. Posted

    3 hours ago, prussianblue said:

     

    Sudan has great mineral wealth, a growing economy and a population of over 45 million. Hardly inconceivable that people might want or need to go there for reasons of business, teaching, charity work, etc. etc.

    It's a crap hole that has spent more years than I care to remember in civil war. You want to do business there? Want to teach? Do a bit of 'charidee? On your head be it, don't expect the Government to bail you out of the shit.

    The only people that needed to be there were Government employees.

    The End.

    Edit: If you think I'm just blowing air out of my arse hole, speak to the multitude of Sudanese refugees who now live in the UK.

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  5. Posted

    20 minutes ago, Vinegar Tits said:

    Maria Charles, probably best known as Maureen Lipman's mother in 'Agony', has apparently died. Posted from a usually very reliable Facebook group.

     

    She ought to get an obit as she was the go-to Jewish mother until Maureen Lipman and Lesley Josrph got older, plus had a very distinguished stage career too.  (And she's a unique pick for me).

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    I thought she died years ago.

  6. Posted

    6 hours ago, YoungWillz said:

    Wait.

     

    Sunak has arranged the evacuation of all diplomatic staff and their families from Sudan.

     

    Phew, that should be a great relief to all the British nationals left in Sudan who don't even have access to consular/embassy support at all. He's abandoned them.

    You mean all of the Sudanese who became dual nationals when they fled Sudan to escape certain death but have just popped back to see their cousin Mohamed for a couple of weeks.

  7. Posted

    1 hour ago, wannamaker said:

     

    I hate being a Spurs fan, I've had some terrible weeks and Tottenham just made them worse. Hope Kane and Son leave, they're too good to stay in this shite club. Can't imagine what the away fans must feel, travelling all the way to Newcastle just to see this shameful performance.

    Yeah, all those absolute fucking idiots, travelling 100s of miles to unfurl ENIC out banners and chant 'Levy Out'.

    No wonder we are an absolute fucking shit show.

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  9. Posted

    34 minutes ago, Sideik said:

    Well, as a non-british contestant for the ddp I find interesting to see at a glance the people who get qualifying obits, it can be a source of inspiration I think

    I take it you don't get out much then....

  12. Posted

    8 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

    Historical figures who would have been deadpoolers? Recently learned that Michael Bentine fell into a coma as a child after being injected with typhoid, and upon coming out of it developed a "skill" - he could tell when people were going to die in the next six weeks, as when he looked at them they had a skull superimposed over their face. This made his time in the Air Force during WW II particularly unnerving.

    This begs the obvious, if not stupid question: The last time he looked in a mirror, before his death, did he see a skull superimposed on his own face?

  13. Posted

    Not either of those but a similar kind of site. Thank you both for having a look around to find it!

    As I said it may well be clickbait, although it would not be unfair to say that those 'dubious' news/entertainment sites have, in the past, delivered updates ahead of mainstream ones.

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  16. Posted

    22 hours ago, msc said:

     

    Obligatory link: familiar unknown (familiar-unknown.blogspot.com)

     

    Latest post on Jean Marsh, one of my all time favourites. Brilliant actress. Sadly in very poor health nowadays though. 

     

    This forum may have its ups and downs over the years but I think we've always shown the proper respect to old actors and sports people who might fall off the radar elsewhere.

    I had a bit of a thing for Jean Marsh as a teen.

    When she goes it will be a sad day for me.

     

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  20. Posted

    40 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

    I've updated the cast list for The Comedians again (see the spoiler below) to add a few names who were missing.

    Dennis Jones, the Bradford impressionist died in 1993. 
    I've removed Jimmy Cricket because despite being listed on IMDb, he never appeared on the show.

    As for passings since my last update, Blackpool stand-up Tony Jo died from cancer in January 2022, aged just 70. Local obit and Jimmy Cricket posted a tribute to him on his website here.

    There's an obit for a Pat Tansey here from 2022, aged 70. I don't think it's him but I'm not certain. The individual died in Sunderland. Pat Tansey the comedian was Irish-born and lived in Bromsgrove, and according to a quick Google search was still performing in 2021.

    I'm amazed that Stevie Faye is still with us at 96 considering that he's been so frail for years. He must surely be the oldest living comedian of note in the UK now.
     

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    The Comedians (1971–1993)

    Johnny Allan NO INFO
    Russ Abbot (wiki) b. 1947 / note: then known as Russ Roberts
    Lennie Bennett (wiki) 1938–2009 (70) BBC obit
    Harry Black (IMDb) 1938–2014 (75) local obit
    Stan Boardman     (wiki) b. 1937
    Jim Bowen (wiki) 1937–2018 (80) BBC obit
    Alan Brady b. 1943 / note: today a local politician, known by his real name of Alan Godson
    Jimmy Bright (IMDb) b. 1971 / note: youngest comedian to star on the show
    Duggie Brown (wiki) 1940–2022 (82) BBC obit
    Les Bryan b. c. 1941
    Mike Burton (IMDb) b. 19?? / note: recent comments (2021) on Facebook confirm he's alive
    Dave Butler (IMDb) 1936–1996 (60) mention of death
    Kenny Cantor     (IMDb) 1938–2019 (80) local obit
    Jackie Carlton (IMDb) 1923–1995 (72) local obit
    Brian Carroll (IMDb) 1930–2014 (84) local obit (dead link)
    Johnny Carroll (IMDb) 1941–2020 (78) local obit
    Frank Carson (wiki) 1926–2012 (85) BBC obit
    Paddy Cassidy NO INFO
    Johnnie Casson (wiki) b. 1943
    Eddie Colinton (IMDb) 1936–2002 (66) local obit
    Mike Coyne (IMDb) b. 1939
    Colin Crompton (wiki) 1931–1985 (54) The Stage obit
    Bob Curtiss (IMDb) b. 1938
    Pauline Daniels (IMDb) b. 1955 / note: only comedienne to star on the show
    Ivor Davis b. 19?? / note: Manchester comedian, noted as being alive in 2020 on FB
    Charlie Daze (IMDb) b. 1938 / note: brother of Mike Douglas
    Les Dennis (wiki) b. 1953
    Mike Douglas b. 19??     / note: later known as Mike Cash, also the brother of Charlie Daze
    Vince Earl (wiki) b. 1944
    Stevie Faye (IMDb) b. 1927
    Ray Fell (IMDb) 1939–2016 (76) death notice
    Mickey Finn (IMDb) 1946–2016 (69) local obit
    Eddie Flanagan (IMDb) 1936–2002 (66) mention of death
    Alan Fox 1936–2014 (77) local obit (dead link)
    Stu Francis (wiki) b. 1948
    Syd Francis (IMDb) 1943–2006 (62) Times obit
    Mike Goddard (IMDb) b. 1943 / note: initially known as Mike Goodwin, changed name to avoid confusion with Ken
    Ken Goodwin (wiki) 1933–2012 (78) BBC obit
    Jackie Hamilton (wiki) 1937–2003 (66) local obit
    Jerry Harris 19??–201? / note: later moved to Malta, noted as having died between 2010 and 2012
    Tony Jo (IMDb) 1951–2022 (70) local obit
    Dennis Jones 1935–1993 (58) / note: Bradford comedian, confirmed deceased via this Facebook post
    Jimmy Jones (wiki) b. 1938
    Mike Kelly (IMDb) 1943–2018 (74) mention of death (dead link)
    George King (IMDb) b. 1948 
    Terry "Slipperman" King (IMDb) 19??–c. 2002 mention of death
    Bobby Knoxall MBE (wiki) 1933–2009 (75) local obit
    Bobby Knutt     (wiki) 1945–2017 (71) BBC obit
    Brian Lewis (IMDb) 19??–???? mention of death / note: also in Super Gran as one half of "The Muscles"
    Bernard Manning (wiki) 1930–2007 (76) BBC obit
    Jimmy Marshall (IMDb) 1933–1996 (63) The Stage obit
    Mike McCabe b. 19?? / note: alive and well, his son Milo McCabe is also a prominent comedian
    Paul Melba (wiki) 1936–2020 (84) local obit
    Mick Miller (wiki) b. 1950
    Bal Moane     (IMDb) b. 1936
    Pat Mooney (IMDb) 1931–2008 (76) mention of death
    Johnny More (wiki) 1934–2015 (81) local obit
    Hector Nicol (wiki) 1920–1985 (64) Herald obit
    Hal Nolan     (IMDb) 1932–2014 (82) mention of death
    Chris O'Dell 1939–2016 (76) local obit
    Tom O'Connor (wiki) 1939–2021 (81) BBC obit
    Tom Pepper (IMDb) 1950–2018 (67) death notice
    Bryn Phillips (IMDb) 1934–2014 (79) local obit
    Colin Price b. 19?? / note: Welsh, still doing stand-up in 2018
    Don Reid b. 1943 / note: Crewe, Cheshire comedian as per this
    Mike Reid (wiki) 1940–2007 (67) BBC obit
    Al Rich 1933–1996 (62) mention of death
    Greg Rogers NO INFO
    George Roper (wiki) 1934–2003 (69) Guardian obit
    Harry Scott (IMDb) b. 19?? / note: Cockney comedian, still making club appearances a few years ago
    Mike Scott NO INFO
    Paul Shane (wiki) 1940–2013 (72) BBC obit
    Kenny Smiles     (IMDb) 1946–2013 (67) local obit
    Ollie Spencer (IMDb) b. c. 1945
    Paul Squire (IMDb) 1950–2019 (69) local obit
    Tony Stewart b. 1936 / note: Scottish, but has lived in South Africa for years
    Pat Tansey (IMDb) b. 19??
    Gerry Thomas (IMDb) 1931–2020 (89) death notice
    Sammy Thomas (IMDb) 1932–2010 (77) local obit
    Johnnie "Goon" Tweed     (IMDb) 1928–2006 (77) / note: retired to the Isle of Man, where he died
    Johnnie Wager (IMDb) 1930–2019 (89) mention of death / note: real name Robert Ernest Benton
    Roy Walker (wiki) b. 1940
    Jos White (IMDb) 1923–2019 (96) ITV obit
    Charlie Williams MBE (wiki) 1927–2006 (78) BBC obit
    Stu Williams 1934–1991 (57)     / note: according to this, previously a pro footballer called Willie Nimmo
    Lee Wilson (wiki) 1938–2013 (74) local obit
    Lenny Windsor (IMDb) b. c. 1946

     

    Owen, AKA Steve Faye.

    Taken at his care home in June 2020.

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  21. Posted

    On 14/05/2013 at 19:21, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

    Actually, of more interest was the article about the police clampdown on dogging.

    I suppose, down your way, its kept strictly within the family, eh? :lol:

    This was from 2013.........Diego C**t just 'liked' it. :rolleyes:

    FFS, Mods, have a word!!!!!

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