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  3. Posted

    5 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

    I’ve had him on my list for ages so he’s not dying any time soon. 

    Having seen some of your picks, you are massively shit at it.

    This is why I will beat you next year, you doddery old bint. :D

  4. Posted

    3 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

    I had one of these removed from my nose in August, unfortunately the skin graft failed so I’m left with quite a scar but I was fucking ugly before anyway so no great loss, the cancer was fully removed which is the important thing, hope your mum does ok.

    Lady FN had one on her back, they gave her a cream to burn the bastard out. All gone but just a faint mark of where it was.

    She was fucking ugly before too..........:ph34r:

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  6. Posted

    4 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

    Murray and "Diddy" David Hamilton planning a ratings-winning double-header on Boom Radio over the festive period. Here's the attendant publicity shot: 

     

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    Diddy's wig looks younger every year.

    Many years ago, when Didier Deschamps was at Chelsea, he tried to buy Hamilton's number plate off him coz it was D1 DDY.

    I know, fascinating, absolutely FASCINATING!!

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  7. Posted

    9 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

    Jonnie Irwin, but I see he's on 'Ideas and Possibilities.' How come you can't delete a post on here? 

    You have no need to.

    I created the thread to discuss presenters, many who had, apparently, dropped off the face of the Earth.

    I didn't create it just to post about their deaths.

  10. Posted

    1 hour ago, Commtech Sio Bibble said:

    The reason I changed it was because I didn't particularly want my actual name attached to the account, as when I signed up I just assumed I had to put my real name. My pfp was already a picture of the Star Wars character Sio Bibble and so it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that this thread existed.

     

    I would also like to say I have never been described as gruff before in my life, but I'll take it.

    Aye, well, that's fair enough then.

  12. Posted

    1 minute ago, En Passant said:

     

    I'm in favour (en favor) of anything that beats boredom/provokes interest/starts a decent row etc etc. 

     

    Diego is my hero even (or perhaps because) I can have a pop.

    Well, he is a pain in the arse but, yeah, I get you.

  13. Posted

    11 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

     

    Aye, was just joshing but read the Wiki page in the meantime, amazing cast, frankly. 

    I watched an episode of it, online, a while back.

    I was quite surprised at how good it was.

    I wonder if that was one of the first UK situation comedies?

  14. Posted

    2 minutes ago, En Passant said:

    I'd like to change my name to "Diego" please. 

    It'll fuck with people's heads and right now I I'll get a giggle from that, well assuming I can keep track of what the hell I posted, hmmm.. I know, I'll 'like' everything I've read that'll fix it.

    Have we ever had an Hispanic troll before?

    It would be a first!!! :D

  15. Posted

    Couldn't be arsed to go through pages of this thread, yeah, I'm bone idle.

    Anyway, just wondering if anybody mentioned, in passing, that people are mourning a legend that once married his 13 year old cousin.

    Just sayin, like.

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    2 minutes ago, En Passant said:

     

     

     

    I also ask myself this question every single time a name change is requested. To the point where I think it should be a rule that your old name is displayed if a new one is granted.....I am however as completely in the dark as you are when I don't recognise the old one either. Fuck it who cares?

    How strange.

    A gruff Yorkshire man has just changed his name to a load of psych babble bollocks, no offence, mind.

    There are some fucking strange names on here, tbf...:ph34r:

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  24. Posted

    3 hours ago, time said:

    The goal (about halfway through this clip), for those not familiar. Newcastle (of the top division) lead 1-0 courtesy of Malcolm MacDonald, with five minutes left when Radford of 5th tier Hereford scored an equaliser, taking the game to extra time, during which Ricky George would score a shock winner for Hereford.

     

    The state of that pitch!  Players now days have it easy....

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