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  1. Posted

    14 minutes ago, msc said:

     

    You seen Under the Shadow? Might not be your thing. Genuinely one of the best horror films of the last decade. It's by an Iranian director, and was filmed in Qatar (for obvious reasons), and is about a young mother raising her daughter during the Iran-Iraq war in a bombed out flat, where something supernatural has moved in upstairs. Even if horror isn't your cup of tea, point is, there's a bit where you get the big BOO scene, and our main character does the sensible thing of running away as fast as she can... only to run into the police, who immediately arrest her and start harassing her for not being dressed appropriately and basically being bigger threats than the fucking ghost. Because the film says, yes, you were enjoying this horror film, but the actual real-life horror there is even worse. 

     

    Quite powerful, that.

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  3. Posted

    Tbf, they are the presenters and they SHOULD know who the fuck she is, it"s their job to.

    The fact that she is fucking useless has bugger all to do with it. 

    Seems strange how, here, we take a far greater interest in overseas politics and politicians but certain countries are utterly insular and have little idea or care what goes on outside of their own borders...or summat.

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  4. Posted

    6 minutes ago, DoorSlammer said:

    And already denied.

    With all of the shit surrounding him it would be surprising if anybody wanted to work with him again or any film studio stump up the money for one of his projects.

    I'd take a stab at him being forced to retire.

  6. Posted

    15 minutes ago, Talkative Finn said:

    Who was the royal with an eye patch (sitting beside Beatrix of the Netherlands)?

    Didn't you know that it was 'Talk like a pirate's day today? 

    Due to heath and safety reasons they were unable to have a parrot perched on their shoulder, that's all.

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  8. Posted

    6 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:


    This is exactly for the reason Crem states - if you are left handed the base of your hand follows the pen across the paper.

     

    This can smudge normal ink but is particularly bad when using a fountain pen - the solution is to almost hold your pen from above to keep it out of the way.

    I shall sleep soundly tonight, you learn something every day! :D

  9. Posted

    17 minutes ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

    I wasn't replying to you; however, the same goes for you and the rest of us. I've no plans to leave, so no need to return as a new user. Just carry on as normal and so will I. If you all want to gang up against me, go ahead as I'll only find it amusing.

     

    Yes, until then.....

    There is no 'normal' on here.

    You will have no say in whether you stay or go so, yeah, laugh away.

  11. Posted

    1 hour ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

    May I politely suggest an anger management consultation as you clearly like to dish out insults to those who oppose your way of thinking. Anyway, no skin off my nose as I'm not offended in the slightest. You need to try a lot harder if you want the response from me that you appear to crave.

     

    I don't directly insult other DL members as we're all entitled to our opinions, even you. I may or may not like what you type, but some things are better left unsaid. I'm here to stay so you just have to accept it.

     

    Anyway... Have a lovely day and it costs nothing to be nice.

    Well, tbf, you will be here for as long as you are tolerated then you will be fucked off only for you to return as a new user, as you do.

    Until then.....

  12. Posted

    22 minutes ago, RoverAndOut said:

     

    There was a piece on BBC Breakfast this morning that was all about how much a champion of horse racing The Queen was and somewhere they said something about who might take that on and Camilla was seen as a good fit. I wasn't really paying attention. Princess Anne seemed the obvious horsey type, but more eventing that horse racing. Zara would safeguard it for the next 50+ years, Camilla only sorts it for the next 20 years or so, but the new Queen carries more prestige and Zara isn't a working royal.

    The Queens stud is at Sandringham.

    It, I suspect, will be run as an ongoing business as it is pretty successful.

    I doubt very much that the Royal Silks will be worn by a Jockey on a Sandringham bred horse in the foreseeable future.

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  13. Posted

    55 minutes ago, ladyfiona said:

    Pick what channel you want to watch the funeral - BBC, ITV or GB News (all without adverts).

     

    BBC - Huw Edwards, Kirsty Young, Fergal Keane, David Dimbleby, Sophie Raworth, Anita Rani and JJ Chalmers

    ITV - Mary Nightingale,  Chris Ship, Rageh Omaar, Nina Hossain

    Sky News - Kay Burley, Anna Botting, Dermot Murnaghan, Alastair Bruce, Mark Austin

    GB News - Eamonn Holmes, Isabel Webster, Alastair Stewart, Anne Diamond, David Starkey, Nigel Farage, Dan Wooton

    TalkTV - Piers Morgan gives you a rundown of what happened in the day if you really want him

     

    I hope no major news story happens after Monday because Huw Edwards needs a holiday.

    Can't wait.....

  14. Posted

    Good to see Phil and Holly getting bollocked for jumping the queue to see her Maj, laying there, all vulnerable.....giving me the right fuckin 'orn....

    Piers Morgan, apparently ripped Isabel Oakeshott and MP's for jumping the queue.:lol:

    I'd be commending Beckham for queuing for hours if he wasn't a publicity seeking cunt.

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  21. Posted

    2 hours ago, YouOnlyDieOnce said:

    Since the human population appears to have bloated exponentially since the last state funeral, I can see 19SEP being the biggest single event that the World has ever seen with massive overcrowding, widespread power surges and 2,126 crowd-related deaths. It's also a shame that Putin, Xi and Trump won't be there as we have plenty of time to get our SAS snipers in position.

     

    Tip... Boil plenty of water and keep it in flasks before 11am on 19SEP, I can only imagine the extent of power cuts once the sheeple of 3rd World Britain switch on their TVs and then switch on their kettles once it starts to get boring. Oh... make sure you have a good bath/shower the day before also.

    You have your own fucking DL site to rant on, Z.

    Fuck off back there.

  24. Posted

    Just now, Gooseberry Crumble said:

    Best Wishes to you and your good lady as you cope at this difficult time. 

    Oh, she is deffo giving me a difficult time, as per usual.:lol:

    Nah, she is well on the mend now and all is returning to normal, whatever that is.

    Ta x

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