The For Whores Man

That Which Does Not Kill Me has not been a round since november 2007. Maybe something that what did kill him? Anyway, Happy Birthday, TWDNKM! Hope you enjoy it, man.

I am agreeing with RightThere, off course.

Leg off, for me please, just like my christmas goose! Her stump is maybe quite sensitive; an additional zone of erogenous pleasure? I think the plastic leg would be quite unromantic, I like my women "au naturelle", as they say in Japan. Plus, it may enable new and exciting positions to be tried. Sideways is a popular position in Europe, maybe not so for British people who don't like sex so much as us. Also, it make it difficult for Heather to run away if I am not pleasing her. I think British "News"papers are horrible to her. If Paul Macartney is stupid enough not to sign the pre-nuptuel agreement which Heather offered him, it is his fault for being, as my flatmate tell me, "a surprisingly naive, craggy-faced scouse C-word whose luck and money should have run out years ago." I think Heather Mills is a beautiful, kind-hearted woman, and I was surprised to see her ever talking to a wizened, cash-obsessed old shitbag like "Macca".

Happy Birthdays to you, CarolAnn! I am hoping wishes for you many happy returns of today, you are a lovely lady. I hope we talk in chat soon!

I have seen your mother in action, and let me tell you it's worth the ticket price! That trick she do with her crystal ball? It made my eyes watering.

"Dios mio, man... Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up!" Jesus Quintana

Boudicca, you are a sick Moderator. I was always having repsect for you, but how are you liking it now if you have to get help in Jose Mourihno his (maybe, in future) murder by the McCanns?

Yes please, I would also like to be attending your convention. I live in Guildford, so it's only a short train journey for me to come in London. Will all Moderators be at the convention? I look forward to meeting Typhoid Harry, we had some good fun in chat! Thanks, TFWM

f**k off!

I see you are not using a Signature, Banshees. Maybe you can use that as your new Signature?

Yes, mpfc, some body already has maked this joke in the Ideas & Possibilities thread, maybe one week ago. Do you have any new jokes? Jane Tomlinson says in newspaper today that this may be her last summer. Maybe she is a garantuee for next year DeathList success? TFWM

Paranoid: High Schizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate I am the winner, maybe? Or the loser? I think with these result my "shrink" might be the winner, someday

I wish also to add here my greatest Congratualtions to Boudicca and Mr.Bou and yours new baby. I hope you are a very healthful and happy! TFWM

Happy Birthdays to Notapotato, Barbie (she not ever coming back I think), Cobbo The Croakmeister and Teh Undertakker! Also congralutations to Lady Grendel, who is become a Moderator! (maybe you are playing the Snap song now, "I Got The Power" harry's knowing what i mean!)

Yeah, yeah, Borat you ain't. (When did they start making scotch pancakes in Macedonia? Probably about the time they started postwhoring I suspect.) Gotta love the moderator IP tools. You are making much fun about me and calling me the Borat? Ok, my english is not so very fantastic as yours, but I am not from Kazakhstan or with the making fun of Jews. At first I think this forum is for fun, but now everybody seem to be fighting and paranoica all the time. What is your IP tools?

I am thinking maybe you ask about Maddy, the girl who is in portugal kidnapping? Maybe this websiote is not so funny now to me, you people can make joke about little girl being kidnapping? maryportfuncity, you can get a banned for this sh*t, I hope!!! Let me step in to defend maryportfuncity: f**k off. Tie a ribbon to a railing or something. I am new to this forum, so maybe I don't want to make no war with anybody, but you are sounding like a sick f**k to me, in defende this f*****g guy. I don't mind if he is having 4 thousand posts, this little girl is not to be able to make jokes about or fun, ok? You can have free speaking if you are legal right, ok, but this is not legal subject, it is about being a good person or not. Have you ever lost a person of your family? I hope you don't never know what bad this feels like! TFWM

I am thinking maybe you ask about Maddy, the girl who is in portugal kidnapping? Maybe this websiote is not so funny now to me, you people can make joke about little girl being kidnapping? maryportfuncity, you can get a banned for this sh*t, I hope!!!

I don't real like it, for sure, but I am new in DeathList, I think maybe I should not try to change a thing. TFWM

I think Mr. Simon Mann maybe has something funny to say about his plan for a holiday in Equatorial Guinea? "I make only booking for 1 week vacation, but kind President insist I am staying longer "

I am not liking avatars that are moving. It makes me distract from the reading the posts, like in newspapers online with moving adverts (on purpose to distract you to make you look them and maybe buy product). Maybe other people feel this way also?

You NEED 50 Euros!!!!!! That's - like - thirty quid. It's Saturday tomorrow, get a comb, some paper, a dog on a bit of string and - sort of - hum your way through a medley of popular tunes in a busy street. I mean, how hard can it be to get 50 Euros? He might be from somewhere like Serbia, 50 Euros is about a weeks wages there. You are making a joke, Olveres, but I am from Sveti Nikole in Macedonia. Maybe we are not so rich as you, but we are happy to be ourselves, and we don't kill iraq peoples so much. You avatar is looking quite like Serbian man, poor and dirty and always angry at whole world. Macedonians try to be good people, I am proud of this, but I have not so much money, it's ok.

I made my avatar as Hugh Grant, the actor, because he likes whores too but maybe I can make avatar like my flatmate has suggest that has a pucker lips, as The For Whores Man of The A Pucker Lips. (This my flatmate has to explain to me, like apocalypse, my Engluish is not so good to this pucker lips example). Maybe Angelina Jolie has a pucker lips? I like Hugh Grant although, maybe girls think this is really me? I am wishing Maybe Dave can have avtar as David Beckham, or David Schwimer from Friends?. Or someone with Dave's name is connected with death? I did google image search for "dave dead"; this is first reply, maybe suitable?

This is where we are putting thing/people we wish to die forever, yes? I wish to die all European people who are not liking Eurovision Song Contest. In my student "court of residence" I try to make Eurovision Song Contest party, but nobody is even watching it (maybe some gay boys). I can maybe watch on my own this year At home everybody is watching Eurovision, we are making a party and everybody is gets very drunked. In England,m nobody is watching about it, and nobody even know which country it is at (last year's winner, so Helsinki in Finland) If you are not watching it, maybe you don't like Europe (die) or maybe you don't liking songs or competition (already you are dead???). I think everybody must watch it and enjoy Europe together singing and choosing the best song. p.s. This year, I tihkn Moldova will win. Always pretty grils get lot of points. Not Israel they are evil singing about killing arab peoples with nulear bomb I hope Spain is getting a lot of points but the entry is this year not so pretty.

I see this man today afternoon on bbc2. He look VERY old. Terry Pratchett is with him and lots of friends. His show look like maybe a party for people who are lilking space and the moon et cetera? For sure, man, he is looking older than 50 years! My father is 52 years old and look much healthy than Patrick Moore. Maybe his life not so easy? Or he will have some disease? When I make my "deadpool", I include this man for sure now. Thankyou all for choosing him to die this year maybe, I am hoping next year when i can include him.

I think Tony Blair will not die soon. I hope he can live long to make peace with all religion and countries. Maybe like Bill Clinton??? If he have disease like ADIS or cancer, then he can be in your Death List, but I think murdering him is not happening now, as he soon leaves the Prime Minister job. I read a few opages of this subject and i think British people don't like him too well, but in Europe we (many) (i live in England now, also) think he does a good job but is friends too close with George Bush (asshole). I know nothing about Gordon Brown, sorry, but Tony Blair will live a long time. For old politican, he is a young man now.