Captain Oates

I voted 'yes' as there is certainly more chance of that being true than there is of me winning the DDP this (or probably any) year. In reality, I don't know and I would like to say that I don't care but then I did bother to vote! (Is there a prize? ) Is Olveres going to reveal the truth?

Ah! English! The language of Shakespeare, Milton and the Bible. and dave!apparently

Some opportunities to get a closer look here. Is anyone likely to be going along?

Frankie Laine is here and here! [Posts moved, topics merged -- MH]

Your wish is my command Thank you HCW. How do I now stop all the posts above mine from being deleted, one by one?

Another good one from This Is Hartlepool Forum. I wonder whom I'll upset this time? (Please delete the above post - I didn't do it to upset the mods, honest!)

Bear in mind that I'm not English.

And here am I thinking I was safely hidden behind your "ignore" button! (sorry, mods! ...ingore?)

Bird flu!

Penisy? OK, I suppose they are usually a bit bigger than that! Really? How much bigger? My friend asks... Better ask Josco. I understand that his little man is the next size up! P.S. It seems, somehow, only natural that M. Thatcher also has one!

Shamelessly stolen from the other Hartlepool forum:

Sunderland, anyone? Surely, someone must live there...

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Going fishing, eh?

Someone has decided that George's old forum is just too difficult to read and so there is now a shining new forum up and ready to go! He's a fine old chap - let's give him the best!

The answer is in a PM - but your inbox is full, or something! Sorted! There's one precious slot now! Sent!

The answer is in a PM - but your inbox is full, or something!

Penisy? OK, I suppose they are usually a bit bigger than that!

I see that the JD Salinger thread has a little white penisy thingy in front of it! ---> Oh! Its a different sort of attachment! Is there anyone out there who can explain what these things are for, and how to use them? I've noticed a reference to them in My Controls but I'm still not sure if they can be put to good use. Are there any issues we should know about before we all decide we want one? Size? Bandwidth? Storage space?

... from the George Melly Forum.

Drunk in charge of a dangerous cake?