Handrejka

They look fine to me.

I was admiring her rack in those pics actually. What do exciting boobies do anyway? And congratulations Bou, will you be in chat later to celebrate?

Join us in chat and you'll know more than you ever wished to know.

Dear Abby TLC's above post is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Do you think I should get out more? Handy

No worries BHB, the jury's still out on that one. But rest assured: once I know, you'll know. I'll have you know that my beard and mullitt are legendery! (BTW - I would recommend against listening to what certain DeathListers say about members; let's face it... they have just as much - if not less - knowledge about what other members look like as anyone else. You could tell them anything and they'd believe you!) Please do feel free to continue imagining me as the Great Viking; it would be my honour and pleasure. When I first visited the forum I saw that ie+ identified himself as being from the City of Champions. My confusion was not so much about gender, but about his or her origins. I thought he was just the kind of guy or gal who would say' I'm goin dahntahn for a beer n'at. Unmindful of the fact that countless towns have named themselves the city of champions, I wondered if he still had his(and my) old lingo. Here is where I thought you hailed from, ie+:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh yes, but is Madame Defarge male or female? I'm a woman, but I don't knit. You should join us in chat Madame D, we don't discuss knitting.

Welcome Dave Love the icon. Isn't he the guy who electruted himself while changing a lightbulb stood in the bath? Quite possibly my favourite celeb death story. Certainly more interesting than the demise of my avatar

Dear Abby While I've been busy pandering to my sadomasachistic side in death list chat I think my boyfriend has been getting his kicks from cross dressing. I didn't matter at first, in fact I rather enjoyed it but now he actually thinks he is me and it's causing havoc. It started by him pretending to be me on-line but it's worse than that now. He's wearing my clothes, he's wearing my make-up and he's pinching all my beauty products and today he actually went to work as me and the worst part is nobody could tell the difference. I was devestated. Tell me what do I do? Do I embrace it, do I ask him to seek help? Do I get him to pay for his own damn beauty products and most importantly is it alright to ask for beauty advice from a transvestite? Yours Manx Minx

No, I wasn't calling you a liar, Banshees. It was more a comment on the usual quality of your grammar, syntax, and spelling. What you describe as syntax could be a positive. Overall latley I think my spelling has been relatively good. You mean, apart from the spelling of lately? I scored 28 on that Asperger's test. Maybe I should go and find a shrink or something. 28. Have you been to the docter latellely? I scored 29 and nobody seems concerned for my health.

I remember The Bottle Boys, it always seemed to be on after I came home from Morris Dancing competitions (I kid you not). How was this list compiled? Was it voted for byt the public? And ho come none of Carla Lane's stuff is in the list?

But you were very sensitive when we girls were talking about pvc underwear SC True. Don't worry about it SC, chat is exactly the kind of place where you can do that.

Why was my suggestion of Daphne Oxenford deleted?

Happy Birthday HCW

I've heard a certain admin is celebrating today so happy birthday MH. Also congrat to Four Horsemen

The place was fine. I had nothing against the place. Do expand... I just didn't want the job and I'm not expanding any further.

I think they did get rid of him one Easter, but I heard he still came back! As a non-believer, I celebrate Christmas in an non-religious manner. That is, exactly the same as everyone else but without the guilt. Christmas is that special time where I try to work out which random word I've said to my mum over the past 12 months will have been magically added to the end of the sentence 'what I really want for Christmas is...' in her mind. This happens particularly when my parents decide to get me a more expensive present than usual. So far, a very expensive electric toothbrush, equally expensive monogrammed cuff-links (cufflinks with TLC engraved on them are funny exactly once), a mobile phone in the days when I really hated them etc. I sound like I'm being ungrateful, but it's not true. I love working out after I've opened whatever the present is when I must have made an accidental reference to it in the past year. The phone was a classic, I clearly remember saying 'I'm the only one in the family who hasn't got one now, what's wrong with you all?' She always asks for a list, I always do one, I've never got anything from the list. That's how it works. I have that problem too TLC. I don't know many times I say to my mum "I don't want any more clothes, there is not enough room in the house for my clothes" and my mum takes that as "must buy clothes for Andrea for Christmas"

On what? Err I didn't write that. Looks like my other half has been having some more fun on here. Phew! That was close, it's just as well we decided not to promote you to moderator! Changed my password now, so there shouldn't be anymore confusion or sillyness.

The place was fine. I had nothing against the place.

On what? Err I didn't write that. Looks like my other half has been having some more fun on here.

I'm so bored I'm almost considering MPFC's offer.

Thanks to those who congratulated me.

you got it wrong octopus.hahaha Sunday's not over yet though Iain. Also OoO wasn't making a definite prediction, just a speculation, there is a big difference.

I'm not Windsor I was chatting with Windsor before about if the ranter was someone I know.

No I'm not Iain but I think my suspicions were right Windsor

Been getting you friends to post on here have you Iain?

Aww. Get well soon Bou.