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    Brittany Murphy

    Nope. never heard of her. Never saw the crap she was in. I did though occasionally watch King of The Hill----but it got a liittle too insipid by season 3. Didn't know she did a voice for a character there though. Has anybody told her cartoon husband LUCKY? How about aunt Peggy and Uncle Henry or Chuck Mangione? Is the dog Ladybug dead as well? How about the Laotian next door? Well now we have you and TMZ having heard of her. Anyone else? As to her being solid-----well, the rigormortis thing gives way after a time and the body smooths out again (at least a little). Charm and sex appeal but doesn't have what it takes to be an A-lister in Hollywood? We may never know if she even wanted on since she be dead. Dead as yesterdays news. Dead as the late planet Pluto. Dead as King Of The Hill, her cartoon series which Fox cancelled in September......could it be, she couldn't stand that ultimate rejection, having her voice work ended and she went to shower her last shower......by the way has anyone seen Normie Bates around? I'm equally concerned that you say you have 'a soft spot for her' and 'find her appealing due to her cuteness'. I must ask, do you always find dead people cute and appealling? and now she has as well. Which might give you a clue to how few knew who she was......I guess that makes someone, er, um, uh......Clueless. I would think after she's cremated she will just have a look of Ash about her. Drat it all! I was going to submit that dreadful joke! (or were you hinting her ex boyfriend ASHton Kutcher will soon be joining her?)
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    Oral Roberts

    My dead aunt had some Oral Roberts plates. I wonder if they've increased in value now. Not that it matters since I don't have the plates but maybe some trash man does and get supplement his income with the sale of those plates.
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    Kate And Gerry

    Uh, no, it's Paul Newman. Paul Newman is dead, not you. Gee, now there's a surprise. This morning I ate oatmeal with cinnnamon even before reading Monsieur Scream's suggestion that I should. Later, for dinner I am dining on fettucine Alfredo maybe with those tender young green peas along side to sail around in the excess sauce. Does anybody have a loaf of Italian bread I could have for, oh say, a nickel? I need some garlic bread for my dinner as well, Uncle Wilfie becomes extremely agitated when I don't have garlic bread for him. We will follow with a pot of black coffee and then adjourn to the study (actually the alcove) for a game of chess. It's going to be snowy and cold tonight so we'll have no need to worry about turning in early.
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    Evel Knievel

    I searched, couldn't find any mention of Knievel. PAGE Six
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    Fidel Castro

    Senor Castro is still quite alive and enjoying his holiday season. Why, just yesterday I placed the key in the mailbox, turned and pulled open the box door and there was the familiar military green envelope. Eager to know what Al (I always refer to him by his middle name Alejandro and then shorten it to Al-----he seems not to mind as he keeps me supplied with cubanos (cee-gars)) I tore it open then and there==careful to not destroy the stamp because my philately instincts would shiver if I had. And then I read it while people passed by on the street on the other side of the vestibule door. Al has been on the mend for a while, but with the autumn breezes he found an invigorating energy infusing his bones, blood and skin and now swims twice daily. He has no immediate plans for travel in the near future, though he had considered a few days in Minsk----he loves the frigid winters as they remind him of his beloved now departed mistress Marisol who would freeze him out when he denied her waffle drops. The text of his card continued by scolding me and others fro having nominated him for death this year. He insists that he will live at least intil the oysters fly home to Puerto Padre (he may have said swim back to the waters off Puerto Padre----my Spanish is rusty). He will be spending the remainder of the year and the first part of January (Enero) in the Pinar del Rio province with some compadres in Arroyos de Mantua. They hope to take in some marlin fishing as well. (He indicat4d this doesn't count as travel since he will still be on the mainland of Cuba-----well, not when he's fishing obviously, but when in the rooms of Casa San Pablo at night)) And he wishes all here a very happy season of change as winter makes it appearance. Yes, even those who wish him dead to add to their scorecard for the year.
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    Kate And Gerry

    I was eating my oatmeal yesteerday and I had switched to a blend. I combined Quaker the one which Uncle Wilfie reccommends with the McCann's and then added my brown sugar and milk. I use the fat free milk and I think their may be aliens living in it because it tastes funny. I bought a different brand because it was a better price but think I'll go back to my usual brand. At any rate I just wanted to mention I've been supporting their search by eating McCann's Oatmeal occasionally.
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    Eli Wallach

    As of a few days ago he safely wrapped up getting to 94. His old lady is 83.....Do we have a thread on Anne Jackson yet?
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    ???????

    That's amazing! I don't know that I've ever before met someone with 39 fingers and toes. In other news Marty is looking more like Jessica every day. Jessica/Rebecca however is looking more like a lunatic asylum escapee every day. You still haven't, and aren't likely to any time soon. Note that I said I ran out of fingers and toes so I only think there's 39. Please pass on my regards to Marty. I don't know how to tell you this, if you've run out of fingers and toes then there would be none as much as you might want there to be 39, you still have none. What's for dinner?
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    Saddam Hussein

    Good thing that the link was still active. It really leaves me grizzled how many end up useless after a matter of days. With that in mind, I decided it would be wise to give more information. The President's Council being mentioned appears to be that of the Iraqi President. According to I.V.P.. Tariq Al-Hashemi, the Council has approved the execution of all those condemned to death in Iraqi courts. Statistics cite the Human rights group (noo idea which one(s)) as estimating 1000 Iraqis playing cards, shooting dice, drinking and cavorting while awaiting their turn with The Rope, Ali Hassan Al-Majid only one of them. Then again, he's been sentenced at least 3 times so far.
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    ???????

    That's amazing! I don't know that I've ever before met someone with 39 fingers and toes. In other news Marty is looking more like Jessica every day. Jessica/Rebecca however is looking more like a lunatic asylum escapee every day.
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    The Canadian Paul Deadpool

    Pierre Cardin died? Wow, I hadn't seen that one coming. And since I forgot before, happy 4th anniverasry here at DL, CP.
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    Edward Woodward

    Goodbye Edddie. I guess he couldn't wait to join his flock from his last Earthly film, 'A CONGREGATION OF GHOSTS....,,<<<<click on the link>>>> where he portrayed the Righteously Revered Reverend Billy Saul.....um, no, wait.....he portrays Reverend Frederick Densham. The film is based on the real life travels and travails of Freddy. I personally loved him in The Eaualizer, and American television series where he was the tough talking, man of action with a caring heart as Robert McCall. And now a tribute to the dear man.... And now brothers and sisters and others, please join me in singing (given his last character) Freddie's dead, That's what I said... Oh yeah, almost forgot........I liked him in Breaker Morant as well although that movie left me a little grizzled.
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    The 13th Death Of '09

    I can't seem to find his/her name on the list. Where is it?
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    George Steinbrenner

    It's now bottom of the 8th and the score is 7-3 in favor of the Yankees, so that 4 of yours is ouuuuuuuuuuuuuut!
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    Baseball

    And for the second Saturday running the Yankees are being prevented from taking another step in stealing their championship title as it's raining again. In the end, a win means Yankees triumph over the hideous Phillies and the win either keeps Steinbrenner alive or the shock does him in rapidly. I'd say Yankees will take it in extra innings in game 7 unless they lose in game 6.
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    American Football Players

    Given their dismal performance thus far this season, Oakland can be placed on the DeathList.
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    Sun Wukong's Deadpool Game

    Did you know that Rollo didn't go to the library or the livery stables? My idea is this, If you aren't content with how this place runs and think you can do better then go off and try it.
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    Dino De Laurentiis

    Why? It's not right for grampa to split with the person who is supposed to prepare the after funeral meal.
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    Ludovic Kennedy

    Never heard of him.
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    Somewhere Over The Rainbow

    Wasn't he a weatherman? Taxi!!! Is that like the weather underground a simply splendid radical group which blew up a townhouse on 11th Street? As for Taxi, it's well known that Taxi was merely a drag queen.
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    Is The Deathlist Dying?

    Unless you is/was he then I think we can safely say this swishy rumor can be set into the depths of yon cemetery.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I must tell you that your open-up page is rather a wasterul in the space usage department and not at all honest. It states that one can view the 20 top posters of the day, yet there are rarely 20 names listed. Is this a joke, an oversight or a sign of recessionary times?
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    Ernest Borgnine

    Speaking of Uncle Ernesto (born as Ermes Effron Borgnino)~~~which is the theme primary of this thread, not some decrepit unknown named Gloria Stuart~~~he was mentioned recently in a Washington Post aortic valve article along with Mick Jagger's former squeeze, Marianne Faithfull: "Marianne Faithfull's voice during her wonderful late show at the Rams Head in Annapolis on Monday had little in common with the waify warble she used in 1965 on her first hit, "As Tears Go By," as a teenage plaything of the Rolling Stones. She has over the years survived heroin and cocaine, tuberculosis and cancer, and even Jagger and Richards. That which did not kill her made her voice huskier. At 62, she sounds like a melding of her 18-year-old self and Ernest Borgnine, assuming Borgnine was a genius at pop phrasing." Ernest Borgnine, Marianne Faithful's stud-muffin
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    The Eleventh Death Of '09

    Yesterday I was having my cabbage soup and the doorbell rang. Standing there was a Greek educator who now works at a diner. He reminded me of a person I went to school with who was Greek and named Dean. Dean was often called Dino, and with this in mind, I selected my choice in the poll. I wonder if his funeral will be billed as "A Dino De Laurentiis Production"
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