Beatrice

Well I am incensed, outraged, taken aback and affronted. It's now been one month since anybody posted anything on this so-called rant thread, if it still has the nerve to call itself thusly. I didn't pay my subscription fee to watch a blank space - it's about time we had some decent ranting going on! C'mon guys - put a bit more effort into annoying people!

Geoff was being interviewed by Charley Boorman in his new series, By Any Means. He looks hale and hearty (Duke, not Boorman, who's a bit bonkers), good to see.

Spaghettified? Is that like the rapture, only for pastafarians? (That's believers in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, bless his noodly appendages, for those who may not be familiar with the phrase)

Well I thunk it! Guo-me... I mean, condolences to the Hua family.

Diddle he? Good hit Godot. No mo' Bo. You guys are on form this year!

Ah, jolly good, I was looking in the wrong place obviously. I'm currently composing a country and western style lament based on Joey, Robert and Michael's acheivements - too tacky?

Anybody know if Hua Guofeng is still around? Born 1921, took over from Mao Tse-Tung as head of China, before being out-manoevred politically by Den Xiaoping. So I've read.