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    Serious Contenders for Next Years List

    Quite.
  2. I'm sure that as you type you just imagine all of us leafing through our dictionaries. Erotesis! What sort of word is that?
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    Fred Dibnah

    I'm using Mozilla Firefox. If anyone could tell me the colour of the arrow I'd be very grateful! (little bit colour blind)
  4. If you don't want people to know how old you are I suggest that you shouldn't put your date of birth on your personal profile or a link to your personal website where the same info can be found: Just a thought!
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    Johnny von Speke

    I'm guessing that 'silicon chip' is the same person as 'damien' and 'Mount Rushmore'. I'm sure that you'll notice that your jolly wheeze took in a grand total of zero people! Still, I bet you got a couple of days entertainment from being ignored and as long as you're happy that's all that really matters.
  6. Oh deary me, that's obscene. I like it.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Anyone who's seen any of this terror bill malarkey may have seen "evil old bag"/Mrs Thatcher looking quite healthy in the House of Lords. I give her a few years yet. { threads mreged HCW}
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    Jimmy Griffin

    It's just rhyming slang. He's dead, are we not allowed to say that? As far as I can tell no one has criticised or insulted him. Why all the complaining?
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    Paul Gascoigne

    Thank you kindly wullieboy. Kind regards, lp7
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    Pope John Paul

    I'm stunned that they're reporting our Eurovision qualifying thing on that website. The British press barely even do that!
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    Amanda's Avatar

    ooh, that hurts.
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    I Destroy the Royal Family

    I would have thought Eton would have given Harry a better grasp of English. Shame.
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    Amanda's Avatar

    We deserve an answer!
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    Sister Lucia

    Just because I don't want to join a cult that doesn't mean I have no sympathy for its members.
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    Jerry Falwell

    My favourite Spice Girl.
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    Sister Lucia

    Even if there is a God and he is testing us why do you feel the need to prove yourself? I can't think of anything worse in this life or the afterlife than having to live my life by what someone else tells me to do just because he's in charge. I didn't vote for him! ps I'm slightly confused. If God loves us all and will forgive us then what is the point of hell?
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    Diego Maradona

    Maradona breaks arm Spitting image I think you'll agree!
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    I Love Josco's Little Man

    Community Support Officers get paid a starting wage of £15,000. Reckon they were still all bullied at school. "Community Support Officers" and "Specials" are two totally seperate types of copper. And yes the specials don't get paid, and have been around for a long time. CSOs are a recent innovation, have even less training and do get paid. My mistake. I've never heard of 'Special' police. Can they lick their own elbows?
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    New Here and saying Hi.

    Now let's not all be so quick to blame LP3. We're all slightly responsible and I think we should admit this.
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    I Love Josco's Little Man

    Community Support Officers get paid a starting wage of £15,000. Reckon they were still all bullied at school.
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    Amanda's Avatar

    Anyone know what are going on?
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    Amanda's Avatar

    Keeping the "pedant" theme going......it should read: The funniest part about some exams is.... English is not my first language. That are no excuse!
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    Estée Lauder

    I'm glad that you have been able to find the information you have been looking for!
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    Jack Chick

    I don't know what that Satan chap has against poor Jill. It is a relief that her granny is there for her! I like this one:
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