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He's not wrong.

Jose is not a fool in any way, shape or form!

...like Julian.

If it was for British Rail then it must have been from before 1997 (when the final stages of privatisation ended). It was probably an old recording, he won't have done anything like that recently.

Do you steel lead from church roofs?

Bruno, you might just want to check this thread again. My first post here was what I like to call a 'joke'.

I hardly think this is an appropriate topic for a Jeremy Beadle forum.

Jeremy Beadle site!? I've been tricked!

Oh, go on then... I have never seen Beadle in You've Been Framed or Beadle's About. I have, as a result, repeatedly failed to cachinnate at said shows. I would be interested to hear where I can find out about Jennifer Aniston's nipple slip if you could help though.

no.

I've just seen a bit of that show, he seems in reasonable health if a bit fat and wheezy. Bob Holness was a guest and he seems increasingly frail. I'd rank Holness above Beadle.

Can you pass a British citizenship test? I got 12 out of 15 which gets me a 'seat in Parliament', I believe that's some sort of euphemism. Still, it's nice to be allowed to stay.

It's the editor of the Daily Planet! RIP Perry White

Well, that was a waste of time.

What are you jibbering about?

Singer Harvey has throat surgery - BBC Former pop star Brian Harvey has had a throat operation more than a week after being seriously injured under the wheels of his own car. Harvey had a tracheotomy on Wednesday to help him breathe and drain fluid from his lungs, his manager said. The former East 17 singer, 30, has been kept unconscious with medication since the accident. But doctors hope to wake him soon.

Comedian Eric Sykes is "deaf, has failing eyesight, has suffered a stroke and undergone a heart bypass operation" according to the BBC. I'm not sure if he is famous enough internationally but he was the highest-paid scriptwriter of 1950s Britain and did the voiceover for the Teletubbies!

and now... Best arrested over assault claim - BBC George Best was arrested on Thursday after an allegation of assault. The football legend said nothing as he arrived at Staines police station, Surrey, in a taxi just after 1310 BST. Surrey Police said a 59-year-old man had been arrested over an allegation of assault occasioning actual bodily harm against a 34-year-old woman.

It was probably me. I made a list of about half the users of this site a while back, no-one made any effort at protest at the time. I've realised since that I was probably wrong with a lot of them but I was just suggesting some names that made me suspicious with their posts.

Does this mean that God is a Polish woman?

Wasn't that "Death List Observer"? Death List Observer has been reincarnated into Death List Watcher, Death List Boy, GracieJC8 etc. etc.

They seem to share some opinions in common with DeathList. This is brilliant:-

Best is beaten up by his lover - The Sun GEORGE Best nursed two black eyes yesterday after he was beaten up by his lover. Furious Ros Hollidge, 37, attacked the soccer legend, 58, after he went on a booze bender at the Derby. It seems she stopped just short of death.

Britain's oldest man reaches 109 Henry Allingham, who lives in Eastbourne in East Sussex, is thought to be one of about only 20 surviving servicemen from World War I. He served at Ypres and at the Somme and was awarded France's highest military honour in 2003, in addition to various medals awarded by his own country. I know he's not eligible, but someone may be interested.