Toast

Here's a sentence whose meaning is entirely changed by a misplaced comma. "He is also suspected of murdering his first wife Kathleen McCormack Durst, who went missing in 1982 and is accused of murdering Susan, who was shot in the head in Beverly Hills, California, shortly before she was set to speak to investigators about Kathleen’s disappearance. "

I can nearly see my kitchen table again, having delivered most of the loaded poppy boxes. Still got to sort the school one, but no rush as it's half term. They are getting a box of DIY poppies which the kids have to put together themselves, which they should enjoy. Also poppy pencils, sharpeners, erasers, rulers, bracelets, pin badges, balloons etc.

I run CCleaner every day which clears all cookies except for the ones I tell it to keep.

That sounds revolting.

There you go. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/princess-eugenie-disappeared-wedding-after-13425837

Be careful what you wish for ......

So sorry, Death Clock. I lost my Dad at a young age so I feel your pain. Hoping for the best for you and your Dad.

Yay Lardy! Been to any gigs lately?

Not sure if this fits in here, but https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45926322 Quite right too. It's called acting, for fuck's sake. Let's take the criticism to its logical conclusion. What if we say heterosexual roles should only be played by heterosexual actors? Or "cisgender" roles by .... you get the picture. Bet that wouldn't go down well with the whiners.

I managed to get a year's premium Ancestry sub for half-price this week. Looks like the death index goes up to 2007 now, so hit me with the details.

Well said, Clorox. There has been the occasional corker, though. My personal favourite: SWOLLEN DICKS OUT (A back-page Sun headline reporting on an injury to West Ham player Julian Dicks)

You mean he is a f*****g C**t, Toastie? I dunno, I just find him repellent. And his voice really grates on me.

Ugh, I can't stand him.

"Rocks" when used to mean "wears". A peculiar usage mainly perpetrated by the Daily Mail in its endless news-free reporting on Z listers and their attire.

Mention of "hereditary" always reminds me of a friend's mum. Her first grandchild was born with some condition (forget exactly what) which required a minor operation. On being told that the condition was hereditary, grandma was indignant: "There's never been any hereditary in our family!"

Condolences, Fixy. At least you were able to say goodbye, in whatever fashion.

but it is a different obit, so I'll let you off.

WTF did these idiots expect to happen if they stood on a railway line?

Speaking as a straight female, I disagree that it's gay.

Sorry to hear this, Handy, always feels so much worse when it comes out of the blue like that.

That model is quite beneficial when used on compost heaps, so I'm told.

I want one of those!

Awwww, that sad little face. The dog doesn't look happy either.

Slave !! Welcome back. Don't be a stranger.

Probably in the broadsheets, yes. There's also the story of her other actress daughter Francoise Dorléac who died tragically young.