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    The Dead of 2019

    Oh, you sweet summer child .....
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    Guess The Song

    I hadn't forgotten about this. Had a few ideas but they all fell down somewhere. Still mulling it over.
  3. Inspired by Deathray's music swap thread, here's a game. Choose a favourite song, give a few clues, and people try to guess what it is. You can ask questions to narrow it down. I'll start. 1960s album track British artist A UK No 1 single hit for a different artist
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    4. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Looking quite lively at a family wedding https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48320261 Video at 00.45
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    Name Shame?

    Watch it, sonny. But you forget I'm a country girl. Have you never heard of a roll in the hay?
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    Name Shame?

    At that age we could only dream of having a car to fuck in the back of, and if we had, burning it would have been counter-productive.
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Isn't that Young Mr Grace from Are You Being Served?
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    2. Herman Wouk

    For some time now the BBC news page has been becoming more like a low-rent magazine.
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    The 5th Death of 2019

    I'll go JP de C again.
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    2. Herman Wouk

    Unfortunate word order there.
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    2. Herman Wouk

    So the Stephen King story passes into history ....
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    The 4th Death of 2019

    JP de C for me.
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    The Joker's Dead Pool 2019

    Moi aussi.
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    Funeral Directors

    ISTR reading about such an occurrence, where the relative of a murder victim dumped her husband and family to run off with the funeral director. A high-profile case not too long ago.
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    Jeremy Kyle

    That's disgusting. I hate the prick even more now.
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    Jeremy Kyle

    Yes, I immediately thought of that. I wasn't a bit surprised when somebody got killed, I'd been saying nearly every week that they'd end up with a fatality. Really stupid idea. What sickened me most was when Edmonds was interviewed on some other show, all contrition and crocodile tears, saying that he'd had lots of really kind letters offering sympathy and condolence. To him. If people were stupid enough to sympathise with him, he should have had the sensitivity to keep his trap shut about it.
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    Ron Mael

    That's hilarious
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    Jeremy Kyle

    That's all, folks Jeremy Kyle Show axed by ITV after death of guest And at the bottom of that report, oblivious to the irony, the BBC asks:
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    Holiday Thread

    There should be a reaction.
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    Ron Mael

    Do you think they'll have this at his funeral? I want it at mine.
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    The 3rd Death of 2019

    Betty White. If Doris can go, so can she.
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    The Dead of 2019

    Damn, Cat, I thought you were going to say she gave it to you That might have set some kind of record
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    The Dead of 2019

    Well ..... I had a very early introduction to Guinness myself. We lived with my grandmother, who used to have bread and cheese and a bottle of Guinness for her supper every night. From as early as I can remember, I used to sit with her in the kitchen and be given a share of this, including the Guinness which was decanted into a miniature beer mug for me

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