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Thu 23 May 81 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 70 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 67 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 54 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano +4 47 Cee Lo Green — Forget You -5 46 Rihanna— Only Girl (In The World) 44 Olly Murs — Dance With Me Tonight 44 Jessie J ft. B. O .B — Price Tag 40 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It 38 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes 37 Owl City — Fireflies 26 DJ Fresh ft. Sian Evans — Louder 24 Taio Cruz — Dynamite 23 B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars — Nothin' On You 21 Flo Rida ft. David Guetta — Club Can't Handle Me 20 Tinie Tempah — Pass Out - 06 Iyaz — Replay -1

Thu 23 May 48 Mott the Hoople - All The Young Dudes 45 America - A Horse With No Name 44 David Bowie — Life on Mars? 33 Suzi Quatro - 48 Crash 17 Hawkwind — Silver Machine +4 16 Carly Simon - You’re So Vain -6 09 David Bowie - Drive-In Saturday 

Don't remember them at all.

Pleased to say that all dogs have now been found a place, so they will all be able to go. This will create 300 vacancies at the Kabul rescue shelter, which are sorely needed! Let's not forget that Charlotte employs over 90 people - supporting a lot of Afghan families. Fund is now over $723,000 with one day left. I didn't think they were likely to get anywhere near, but it shows what can be achieved through networking and social media. https://secure.givelively.org/donate/kabul-small-animal-rescue/ksar-all-paws-airlift-2024 https://twitter.com/KSARshelter https://www.facebook.com/kabulsmallanimalrescue

This though

Way back when I was at primary school, my Granddad dug up a William & Mary penny in his vegetable patch. It had their two heads on it in overlapping profile. Not sure if I still have it.

I feel safer already. Just as long as enough people vote tactically.

Prof Brian Cox was in D:ream, wasn't he?

I'm going to a gig in London. Will be home late, just in time to see the results start to trickle in.

Can we add that cunt Kruger?

We've heard them all before.

Sssh, don't put them off it.

When I was a poppy appeal organiser I always looked forward to emptying the collecting tins

Wed 22 May 79 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 71 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 70 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 49 Cee Lo Green — Forget You -3 46 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano +4 43 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It -3 43 Olly Murs — Dance With Me Tonight 41 Rihanna— Only Girl (In The World) 38 Jessie J ft. B.O.B — Price Tag 37 Owl City — Fireflies 36 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes 33 Tinie Tempah — Pass Out 31 DJ Fresh ft. Sian Evans — Louder 25 Taio Cruz — Dynamite  25 Flo Rida ft. David Guetta — Club Can't Handle Me 23 B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars — Nothin' On You 18 Iyaz — Replay 14 Tinie Tempah — Written In The Stars

Wed 22 May 50 David Bowie - Life on Mars? 48 Mott the Hoople - All The Young Dudes 41 America - A Horse With No Name 33 Suzi Quatro - 48 Crash 24 Hawkwind - Silver Machine +4 22 Carly Simon - You’re So Vain -6 13 T. Rex - 20th Century Boy 13 David Bowie - Drive-In Saturday YSV is one of those songs that I never need to hear again.

I just collect interesting coins that turn up in my change, or otherwise in the wild. I have all the commemorative circulating £2 coins except the 2011 King James Bible, and three of the four 2002 Commonwealth Games ones (I have Scotland). Shakespeare's Comedies was missing, but found that last weekend at a car boot sale. I don't go as far as collecting examples from every year, but I do have 2015 and 2016 Britannia. I'm missing 12 of the Olympic Games sports 50p, the 2018 Peter Rabbit, Flopsy Bunny and Mrs Tittlemouse. And of course Kew Gardens and the 1992 European Single Market one. Had all the old pound coins except Edinburgh, but didn't keep them. I keep any territories and dependencies coins that come my way: Jersey, Isle of Man, Gibraltar etc.

I see what you did there.

Is it the black pudding? I freely admit I prefer white pudding. It's more common in Ireland though.

Tue 21 May 51 David Bowie - Life on Mars? 48 Mott the Hoople - All The Young Dudes 37 America - A Horse With No Name -6 34 Carly Simon - You’re So Vain 33 Suzi Quatro - 48 Crash 24 Hawkwind - Silver Machine +4 18 David Bowie - Drive-In Saturday 18 T. Rex - 20th Century Boy 17 The Shangri-Las - Leader of the Pack

Tue 21 May 77 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 73 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 66 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 48 Cee Lo Green — Forget You -2 45 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano +4 43 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It -2 42 Rihanna — Only Girl (In The World) -2 40 Olly Murs — Dance With Me Tonight 36 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes 36 Jessie J ft. B.O.B — Price Tag 36 DJ Fresh ft. Sian Evans — Louder 31 Owl City — Fireflies 29 Tinie Tempah — Pass Out 28 Taio Cruz — Dynamite  26 Flo Rida ft. David Guetta — Club Can't Handle Me 23 Tinie Tempah — Written In The Stars 22 B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars — Nothin' On You  22 Iyaz — Replay 17 Scouting For Girls — This Ain't A Love Song 12 Example — Changed The Way You Kiss Me  10 Bruno Mars — Just The Way You Are