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You would be doing a great service to charity shoppers if you went round all the shops and put the DVDs in alphabetical order. Because none of the fuckers bother! It's so frustrating when you're looking for something specific and you're confronted with walls of unsorted DVDs. Only so long you can spend with your head twisted to the side!

Where do you get the trays?

Just as an aside, when did we stop debating a subject and switch to debating one's opponent? "Debate Rishi Sunak" used to mean discuss him, but now it means argue with him. Weird change of meaning.

The face on it.

'Like' isn't enough for some posts. In the words of Bruce Springsteen. we need a 'love' reaction.

Thu 23 May 28 R Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House +4 25 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 24 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 24 Bay City Rollers - Summerlove Sensation 24 Van McCoy & the Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 24 Lulu - The Man Who Sold the World 21 Kenny - The Bump 20 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run 20 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 20 Hot Chocolate - Emma 20 Slade - Everyday 20 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 20 Johnny Bristol - Hang On In There Baby 20 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Mud - The Secrets That You Keep 20 Fox - Only You Can 20 The Moments and Whatnauts - Girls 20 Peter Shelley - Love Me Love My Dog 20 The Stylistics - Sing Baby Sing 20 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 14 Bay City Rollers - Money Honey 12 Peters and Lee - Don’t Stay Away Too Long -2 06 Mac and Katie Kissoon - Sugar Candy Kisses -4 Easy - there's one of my all time favourites shining like a diamond in a dung heap.

Have at it.

Thu 23 May 81 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 70 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 67 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 54 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano +4 47 Cee Lo Green — Forget You -5 46 Rihanna— Only Girl (In The World) 44 Olly Murs — Dance With Me Tonight 44 Jessie J ft. B. O .B — Price Tag 40 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It 38 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes 37 Owl City — Fireflies 26 DJ Fresh ft. Sian Evans — Louder 24 Taio Cruz — Dynamite 23 B.O.B ft. Bruno Mars — Nothin' On You 21 Flo Rida ft. David Guetta — Club Can't Handle Me 20 Tinie Tempah — Pass Out - 06 Iyaz — Replay -1

Thu 23 May 48 Mott the Hoople - All The Young Dudes 45 America - A Horse With No Name 44 David Bowie — Life on Mars? 33 Suzi Quatro - 48 Crash 17 Hawkwind — Silver Machine +4 16 Carly Simon - You’re So Vain -6 09 David Bowie - Drive-In Saturday 

Don't remember them at all.

Pleased to say that all dogs have now been found a place, so they will all be able to go. This will create 300 vacancies at the Kabul rescue shelter, which are sorely needed! Let's not forget that Charlotte employs over 90 people - supporting a lot of Afghan families. Fund is now over $723,000 with one day left. I didn't think they were likely to get anywhere near, but it shows what can be achieved through networking and social media. https://secure.givelively.org/donate/kabul-small-animal-rescue/ksar-all-paws-airlift-2024 https://twitter.com/KSARshelter https://www.facebook.com/kabulsmallanimalrescue

This though

Way back when I was at primary school, my Granddad dug up a William & Mary penny in his vegetable patch. It had their two heads on it in overlapping profile. Not sure if I still have it.

I feel safer already. Just as long as enough people vote tactically.

Prof Brian Cox was in D:ream, wasn't he?

I'm going to a gig in London. Will be home late, just in time to see the results start to trickle in.

Can we add that cunt Kruger?

We've heard them all before.

Sssh, don't put them off it.

When I was a poppy appeal organiser I always looked forward to emptying the collecting tins