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Everything posted by Toast

  1. Actually the type of quince tree I bought is £45 here (and that's a reduced price). I paid twenty quid. And no delivery charges.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    I see you're having one of your moments.
  3. I don't see why it's pointless. I was going to start a shopping thread but was careful to search first and found an existing thread which entertained me for a while. Others may also enjoy its randomness. WTF has Amazon got to do with it? My purchases yesterday were made at an outdoor event, not hunched over a laptop in a basement.
  4. Is there anyone left in Parliament who isn't either untrustworthy, loathsome or inept? (Yes, I know some tick all those boxes.)
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    Deathlist Dreaming

    What does it mean if you dream that somebody extremely unattractive and exceedingly malodorous has sex with you while you are paralysed and unable to do anything about it?
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    Ask A Deathlister

    I'm impressed that you spell memento right. Most people don't.
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    Famous farmers and agricultural people

    Not much gets past you, does it.
  8. This thread is an interesting read - shame most of the links no longer work. Today I bought a stick of beeswax and a quince tree.
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    Famous farmers and agricultural people

    Or Ted Moult.
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    Famous farmers and agricultural people

    Sir James Dyson?
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    Peter Frampton

    I live next door to an African person. He's white, though.
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    Peter Frampton

    Why you being so racist?
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    Darwin Awards

    Nah, I think the police did that when they turned up, along with six fire engines from 3 counties. 47 acres had already gone up in smoke though. I think the farm manager was next in the queue, as the fields had already been drilled and sown.
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    Darwin Awards

    I should say at the outset that nobody died, but .... Yesterday a resident of our village decided that it would be a good idea to get rid of all his garden waste by having a bonfire on the edge of a stubble field. I think you can guess what happened next.
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    ABC Deadpool III

    Yeah, I think I got that dude confused with Luis Echeverria.
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    The 100 Club

    It's way too late for that
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    Name Shame?

    From the O.E.D: Johnson, n. Pronunciation: Brit. /ˈdʒɒnsn/, U.S. /ˈdʒɑns(ə)n/ Origin: From a proper name. Etymon: proper name Johnson. Etymology: < the common surname Johnson, probably as a humorous alteration of John n. (compare senses 4a and 6 at that entry) slang. 1. Chiefly U.S. (common in African-American use). The penis. Also Jim Johnson. rare before late 20th cent. 1863 W. B. Cheadle Jrnl. 2 Feb. in Jrnl. Trip across Canada (1931) 108 Neck frozen. Face ditto; thighs ditto; Johnson ditto, & sphincter vesicae partially paralyzed. 1972 Screw 12 June 10/3 So I went to take my turn with the hopes of somehow getting my Jim Johnson wet. 1986 J. A. Friedman Tales from Times Square 94 One of the black guys was nearly demanding a warm-up, some contrivance to stiffen his Johnson before the main event. 2018 @GordonBibby 29 Aug. in twitter.com (O.E.D. Archive) I once had a friend tell me about his piercing, I asked where it was and without hesitation he whipped out his Johnson and showed me. 2. Chiefly British. A man who lives off a prostitute's earnings; a pimp. Now rare. 1954 R. Fabian London after Dark i. 54 Many men in London live upon the immoral earnings of prostitutes. The name for such men is ‘Ponces’ or ‘Johnsons’. 1960 ‘J. Ashford’ Counsel for Def. v. 66 You got Legs off... He was a Johnson.
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    The 9th Death of 2019

    Little Richard
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    Death In The Family

    So sorry, Phil, what a lovely dog. I do hope he won't be your last, there is always a piece of your heart that needs a dog to love.
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    Name Shame?

    No. I never met any my age either. I think Raymond is a cool name and due a revival.
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    Name Shame?

    It would be such a cool nickname if your real name was actually Ray. But I suspect it isn't.
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    ABC Deadpool III

    He has Waiting on a QO, I think.
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    Donald J Trump

    Might need to check that Clock.
  24. I quite like the sound of that. Let me know when it's happening.
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    Indeed, I too would have been happy to find him in my suitcase.

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