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Well played, sir.

There was no birth. She had a miscarriage. For some reason this is a front-page item on the increasingly tabloid BBC News website.

Yes indeed. Hugh Grant was surprisingly excellent, and so was Ben Whishaw as Norman. Priceless.

I offered him some advice. You'll note that I didn't need to use the word "literally" as in "I literally offered him some advice", because the word does not contribute anything.

Yes, it is. I wish they'd print a list, then I would go to the entries that interested me and read the commentaries. But it's too much scrolling without an index of sorts. At least it isn't a click-through slideshow. That stops me reading a lot of stuff.

I've just listened to I Am Woman and confirmed my suspicion that while I am very familiar with its existence, I had never actually heard it before. I have vague memories of seeing it listed in the international charts in the music press for weeks on end. It wasn't a hit in the UK.

Try to stop misusing the word "literally".

The comments on Youtube suggest that he is. Why not see if you can track down Darren? Remember that people can opt out of appearing on the full "public" version of the electoral roll - the version that is sold to commercial companies.

I read it that he moved to Dorset some years ago, and that he died since then.

Yeah, it's better to see Otway with his Big Band, to be honest. They're pretty good, John still clowns around a bit, but with Willie he doesn't do much else but clown around. There was a rare opportunity to see the duo together at a small venue very close to home, so it was rude not to go. While it was very entertaining, once was enough.

I wouldn't say so. You probably just haven't heard of most of them, not many become household names.

I only listened to Pet Sounds for the first time recently, and didn't get what all the fuss is about. Thought it was pretty average. As for Joni Mitchell, I can't listen to her, her voice is excruciating. Older readers will remember the sound of a blackboard being wiped with a worn-out eraser.

Yes! and no. Billy Ocean, and Otway & Barrett.

I considered her, but seeing that she is still quite active, decided against picking her. Which is probably bad news for her.

I've seen two of the above acts live in recent years.

That's what I said, although less directly

it's not just the forenames though. "Rooney Mara" sounds like the names are the wrong way round.

And sadly there's no cure for being one.

What ridiculous names most of these people have.

You've seen DDT's arsehole? Tell us more. @DevonDeathTrip

No, you're probably thinking of Peter Falk.

Could you post a bigger picture, please?