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It was no yolk, I'm telling you.

I just cut open a Scotch egg, and there was no yolk in the egg.

Fri 22 Mar 44 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 41 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 38 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 34 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls +4 34 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 32 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 30 Kelis — Trick Me 29 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 26 Kelis — Milkshake 25 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 22 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) -6 12 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 9 Girls Aloud — The Show 

Didn't she have a child with Downs Syndrome? ISTR Diana, Princess of Wales was its godmother. I can't be arsed to look it up.

Especially as they live in a village called Odd.

Maybe just amend the title to "Jerry Sadowitz" then. That would keep it current.

So predictable.

Would have been better posted in this thread after the event.

Thu 21 Mar 41 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 40 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 36 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls +4 35 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 34 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 34 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 34 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 32 Kelis — Trick Me 28 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 27 Kelis — Milkshake 25 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 12 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 11 Girls Aloud — The Show  01 D12 — My Band -6

Might be an eyesight thing.

Wed 20 Mar 41 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 41 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 38 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 34 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls +4 34 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 31 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 31 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 28 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 25 Kelis — Milkshake 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 23 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 22 Kelis — Trick Me 21 Girls Aloud — The Show 20 D12 — My Band 09 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 06 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ -3 06 Daniel Powter — Bad Day -3

Oh and another thing. Amazon seems to have dropped the question and answers section, and replaced it with a general round up of what people liked and didn't like. Now it was annoying when dimwits replied to a question with something like "I don't know, I haven't used it yet". But sometimes there was a reply from the seller or manufacturer to a specific question eg "Does this fit model number XYZ?" which was useful.

Amazon search function. Whatever I search for, they throw in loads of things that aren't it. If I want cognac, brandy or whisky, I'll search for it, so don't show me those when I've searched for Calvados. If I've selected the Books category, don't switch me to the Kindle Store. I get that they are switch-selling, and sometimes it's useful to get alternative suggestions, but FFS put them at the bottom of the page like they do with the "inspired by your recent browsing" stuff.

Nothing odd about it. Somebody catches them on their phone camera and then decides to sell it to the Sun. She didn't have any weight to lose, she was already very thin. Why should she? Best to treat outrageous rumours with the contempt they deserve.

Tue 19 Mar 42 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 39 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon  +4 35 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 34 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 33 Daniel Powter — Bad Day +2 32 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 32 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 29 Jojo — Leave (Get Out)  28 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 24 D12 — My Band 24 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 22 Kelis — Milkshake 21 Girls Aloud — The Show 18 Kelis — Trick Me 16 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 13 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ -2 06 Girls Aloud — Love Machine  -4

Pedantry is a tradition here. You'll get used to it

Mon 18 Mar 41 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 35 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 35 Razorlight — Somewhere Else +4 34 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon  32 Daniel Powter — Bad Day 31 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 30 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 30 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 28 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 26 D12 — My Band 26 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Kelis — Trick Me 23 Girls Aloud — The Show 23 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 22 Kelis — Milkshake  21 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 18 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 15 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 06 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 00 Rihanna — Pon De Replay -6

But I never said that. It was Youth in Asia who said that he was at university with JH-B. You asked him "You were at university with Hartley-Brewer and still consider yourself a youth?" My only contribution was the suggestion that the pun on "euthanasia" had gone over your head.

oooh - one to go!

Eh? It was Youth in Asia you were addressing. I was merely commenting that you must have been taking his name literally.

St Patrick's Day 39 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 34 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon +4 33 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 32 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 30 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 29 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 29 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 28 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 27 Girls Aloud — The Show 27 Daniel Powter — Bad Day -2 26 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 24 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 23 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 23 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 22 Kelis — Trick Me 21 D12 — My Band 20 Kelis — Milkshake 18 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 17 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 14 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 10 Ashanti — Only U  08 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights 00 Jamelia — Thank You -4 One of the better U2 songs of this century, but it's clearly doomed so I will look elsewhere.

Sat 16 Mar 38 Gorillaz — Feel Good Inc. 31 Jojo — Leave (Get Out) 30 The Libertines — Can’t Stand Me Now 29 Girls Aloud — The Show 29 Coldplay — Speed Of Sound 29 Manic Street Preachers — The Love Of Richard Nixon 29 Razorlight — Somewhere Else 28 Manic Street Preachers — Empty Souls 27 Kylie Minogue — I Believe In You 26 Rachel Stevens — Some Girls 26 Kelis — Trick Me 24 Destiny’s Child — Lose My Breath 23 Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx — Gold Digger 23 Girls Aloud — Love Machine 23 Daniel Powter — Bad Day -6 21 Kelis — Milkshake 21 Christina Milian — Dip It Low 20 Charlotte Church — Crazy Chick 19 U2 — City Of Blinding Lights +4 19 Sean Paul — We Be Burnin’ 18 Ashanti — Only U 17 Rihanna — Pon De Replay 16 D12 — My Band 14 Jamelia — Thank You

Agree with Biblio. When Game Of Thrones was on, I usually watched it when I got up in the morning. But it was amazing how many people thought it was a choice between watching at 2 am or waiting for the scheduled broadcast at 9 pm. They just couldn't see that once it had been shown, you could watch it on catch-up whenever it suited you.