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I wonder if this might inspire any other 99-year-old Belgian-born adopted Frogs to cassé leur pipes before the end of 2008.

Is it me or has another (unnecessary) step/page been added to the search function, after 'more search options'? Sorry for such a boring post.

Well, it worked, young Mr TAFKAG. Well done, you... I'm not young and I'm not a mister, but thanks all the same. I still say we burn him/her, though.

Why blame me?!?!?!?!? i'm just the messenger!!!! blah blah snipped. I'm not so sure. Just to be safe I think we must sacrifice young Mr Alum on a very very hot pyre to please the gods and allow the DL future prosperity. I've got the conch!! (but it's treatable)

Young Nik Wallenda's obviously never seen that clip of his great-grandad.

Been a bit of a fallow period, none since old Solzhy over two months ago. Personally, I blame BC 'the Teaser' Alum2.0. Maybe kickstarting this old thread will have the desired effect.

The Camorra seem pretty determined to give tale-telling author Robert Saviano a pair of concrete wellies for Chrimbo. Can't they wait until the New Year, so that deadpoolers worldwide can celebrate with them? Naples: the Coventry of Italy. But with sea.

Are you planning a mid-November trip to Cardiff?

One-legged actor (and son of knobnose liver transplant donee Gérard) Guillaume Depardieu has conked out from pneumonia at 37.

The world memorabilia market could be sent into freefall with the news that Ringo is to stop signing "the 3rd best drummer in the Beatles" on toy steam engines. Nutter.

I wonder if it's 'golf ball-sized', as tumours often seem to be.

The randy old goat's still up for a bit with Mrs Fox.

"Magic Johnson doesn't have AIDS!", say totally non-controversial shock jocks. He does have a magic johnson, though.

Cheer up MPFC, it's not over until the fat... ...hmmm, sounds like it may be over MFPC. Except that those who lose vast tonnages have a tendency to regain the lost weight. The real challenge is for our man Manuel to find a role in life that doesn't involve him: i - Being very fat ii - Doing something in response to being very fat. Manny's lost nearly 30 stones (420lbs for American viewers, 185kg for the rest of you) and got himself a new girlfriend. And now he's tied the knot. They're still calling him the 'world's fattest man' rather than the 'world's once-fattest man', poor chap. Honeymooning in Wales.

She's certainly 'dying of cancer', but whether she's dying of cancer is another matter.

Give up smoking the hard way.

Time for OJ to practise his mad breakout skillz.

Ah, I know exactly what you are experiencing LG. I live about 5 miles (as the crow flies) from RAF Marham and about 20 miles from Mildenhall and Lakenheath USAF bases (you know when you are near those by seeing all the LHD cars laying in ditches with their owners half dead in Hospitals- God awful drivers) The noise around here some days is bloody ridiculous!! I have to say tho, the most frightening thing occoured about 3 months ago. There was I up a pole in a forest when I heard this horrific noise. I looked up to see a fleet of huge Helicopters no more than 100ft up flying past in formation. The noise was like nothing I had ever heard before, terrifying and awesome. I want to fly Helicopters! I won't ask.

I thought they were brown.

The super-efficient Boches have finally caught up with noted poet and TV licence-evader Friedrich Schiller a mere 203 years after his death. Goethe is twitching nervously in his grave, despite claiming that he "never watched the bleedin' thing and the aerial don't work anyway".