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    By Election Bingo 2024-2029

    I'm told that Reform met with her and she was initially onboard, then starting flaking, so eventually Farage gave up on her and now they're "not interested". Doesn't mean they won't take her later but she was supposed to defect before now.
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    The Dead of 2024

    Wrong thread if you’re talking about the DDP. Anyway, the answer is on the DDP website as there is a list of accepted sources on there. Look yourself.
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    Quincy Jones

    You’re not following me.
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    Quincy Jones

    Which 50? He posted so many.
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    Quincy Jones

    And you're helping how? In 2023, you suggested about 300+ names for a 50 name list.
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    The 100 Club

    Louis Scolnik (wiki), American civil rights attorney and judge, dead at 101.
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    Sir Michael Caine

    Does a 91st birthday exclusive with The Times, promoting his new memoir. Maybe one to consider for 2026… leave him off the list next year though.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    Nadia Cattouse QO: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/nov/03/nadia-cattouse-obituary How many hits short of the record are we now? EDIT: 37 apparently. Will definitely be done.
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    Shadow Lists

    Glynis Johns Norman Jewison Jonnie Irwin Philippe de Gaulle Thomas P. Stafford Josip Manolić Frank Field Gudrun Ure William Russell Shannen Doherty David Graham Janey Godley 12/50
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    American Football Players

    Surprisingly not picked in the DDP this year. I *think* he was the oldest living NFL player. Bob Hainlen (wiki, b. 1926) probably holds that title now.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2025

    Immediately reminded of this.
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    Janey Godley, Are You Dead Yet?

    (Posting here as half the forum don't look at extra-curricular) Come one, come all. Step right up for the "Janey Godley, Are You Dead Yet?" sweepstake! Background Janey Godley is a self-coined "comedienne" (though in reality this is very questionable). She also styles herself as an "actress", having managed to land a few bit parts in shit TV shows, such as playing a medium River City (a god awful Scottish soap for the ppl lucky enough to have never seen it). In reality, she's just a professional gobshite. A Twitter troll who has hounded and bullied ppl relentlessly, including through the use of multiple alt accounts, a lot of her past tweets mocking disabled and black people have since come to public attention. The Scottish Press are so weak that they follow her around and entertain her need to persistently milk media attention. Janey is also an avid supporter of Scottish independence, and was best pals with the now fruit-for-worms former First Minister, Alex Salmond. The C Bomb They say that god works in mysterious ways. In reality, he's far more old school and has a wicked sense of humour. In November 2021, Janey discovered that she had cancer... in her cunt... a belated 60th birthday present to her. Unrepentant, Janey has continued to troll and bully ppl on Twitter, milk the Scottish press for attention, and got overly cocky with her "Not Dead Yet Tour", which was has now been cancelled due to her cancer spreading and the need for hospice care (if you mock the Reaper, he will smite thee – see: David Gest's "David Gest is Not Dead But Alive with Soul" tour...). Janey has now been absent from her beloved Twitter account for over a week. The Queen of the Gobshites normally can't stay silent for 2 full minutes, so this would suggest that the end is indeed nigh. The Game Tis very simple. Pick the date on which you think Janey will die. If nobody gets it spot on, the winner will be decided by the closet date *rounding up the way*. The prize will be my admiration and love of you – and swarms of fellow DLers will congratulate you and hail you as a hero. A statue in your honour may or may not follow. There will be a meme-style trophy though, if I can be bothered to make one... Best of luck! Players Redrumours: October 29th gcreptile: October 30th MortalCaso: October 31st Commtech Sio Bibble: November 1st thadee: November 2nd HDS: November 3rd Summer in Transylvania: November 4th ThereWillBeDeaths7: November 5th Ulitzer95: November 6th Brad252: November 7th ladyfiona: November 8th diego: November 9th arghton: November 10th Thatcher: November 11th alt obits guy: November 12th Neol Edmunds: November 13th Sean: November 14th Bobytomi: November 15th Nick: November 16th Lafaucheuse: November 17th Insane: November 18th lilham: November 19th Bibliogryphon: November 23rd Paul Bearer: November 25th theoldlady: November 28th dimreaper: November 30th Grim Up North: December 1st livingbygrace: December 8th drunkasaskunk: December 21st BuffaloPhil: December 25th Bentrovato: December 26th Arsewipe: December 27th polar duck: December 29th Great Uncle Bulgaria: December 30th Spade_Cooley: December 31st wannamaker: January 1st WinterCake: January 3rd Trome: January 11th Evil Grimace: January 20th
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    Janey Godley, Are You Dead Yet?

    Your wish is my command.
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    Janey Godley, Are You Dead Yet?

    We have a WINNER! Congratulations to @thadee, who correctly predicted that Wee Janey would kick the bucket on 2nd November! Now thadee, you have a very important decision to make for your trophy style… would you like to send Janey to heaven or to hell?
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    Janey Godley

    Died the same day as a notable crocodile who was twice her age, probably around the same size, but was undoubtedly more dignified than her.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2025

    With the exception of Sean Wallace, 3 out of 4 of those are obese. Serious health problems come with the territory.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2025

    Watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles earlier... a medium tier comedy flick with John Candy and Steve Martin. McClurg played a clerk on a rental car desk. It's easy to forget just how many movies she was in. A very prolific actress, hence the fact she hasn't been in anything since 2022 suggests that this is the end. 80 in July... if she even makes it. I say put her on the list.
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    Dead Danes

    And his name was Morten Stig Christensen, for the sake of all users who aren’t psychic.
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    The 100 Club

    So 75 then?
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    Janey Godley, Are You Dead Yet?

    I don't really celebrate anyone dying as such. That's why I'm making the most of her being alive for now – I can still bitch!
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    Why no Indians ever in DeathList?

    No he bloody hasn’t. The Indians are such drama queens. Hyperbole galore.
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    The Dead of 2024

    Bloody decent Wiki page, but very obvious he paid somebody to do it.
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    Janey Godley

    I doubt she can even spell "honorary degree" so interesting choice from the University of Glasgow.
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    Janey Godley

    I can't see her Twitter as I'm blocked. If ppl can screenshot any developments from henceforth, I would be mucho appreciative!
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    Cricket Thread. Only Mad Dogs And Englishmen

    News only seems to have been made public in the last 24 hours but a quick search on Ryerson tells us he died in August: CHEATLE Robert Giles Lenthall Probate notice 22 AUG 2024 Death late of Bowral NSW Probate Index 21 OCT 2024
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