themaninblack

The Frank Lampard plot to install uncle Harry as England boss before Brazil 2014 starts in earnest...

There was never a stain on that mans reputation, I can tell you...

Chris Packham was right, let the fucking parasites make themselves extinct...

Sexist pig. I have a good mind to report you to Barbara Ellen and Julie Bindel...

Peter O'Toole.

It's all getting rather interesting...

Bollocks. Had him on my shortlist for 2014...

He's on the Road to Perdition...

He has been picked. He's between Justine de Villeneuve and John Deacon...

There are audio recordings of every missing episode...

He deserves life imprisonment just for that stupid dance he makes when he scores!

2 years, tops...

Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner to have treatment for bleeding on the brain. Funny, I always thought she had the Falklands on the brain...

I reckon he is temp, charon. Indeed in the three weeks I've been there I'm struggling to work out who isn't a temp! I suspect what will happen is it'll be like cats on each others territory, with a few growls exchanged before we get on with whatever we do (which is boring)...

Good advice, Lard. I'll ignore the cunt. In these times, I cannot afford to risk my employment wreaking revenge on some twat. I'm just going to have to take it on the chin. The key thing about why it lingers was not just what he said, it was the way that he said it. That's what got me, the arrogance of it. And as far as I can make it out, in the office he just buggers around shifting files, hardly a shooting star...

The thing is he is right on my line of sight and I'm fairly sure he knows its me as he's being rather furtive. However, I think I'll let this slide and see what happens. I'm hoping to keep my cool and smoke the bugger out by dropping a few subtle hints in his direction which he will earwig. Of course he might decide to set the record straight himself as it was quite a bizarre outburst. I was out with work colleagues and drunkenly managed to latch on to his group via some girl I quite liked the look of. He was sat there preening like a cat before saying "I think you are a cunt. Yes, hmm, a cunt." Just like that, with an expression that was like butter wouldn't melt. Fortunately at the time I took the message well, as I'm a genial drunk and made my excuses and left pronto. One way or another I'm determined to have the last word on this...

Moral maze ladies and gentlemen... After the best part of a year on the dole, I finally get a job (temporary, natch) working in the same office space as a man who called me a cunt (apropos of nothing), five years ago... What does one do? Turn the other cheek, have a word in his shell-like or risk a quick sacking by punching the snidey bastard in the face?

That's horrific. Also a bit of a dodgy pick in that the Daily Mail are amongst the worst offenders for bigging these people up when they're alive and utterly ignoring their subsequent deaths. Exactly, they're more interested in exhuming long dead Marxists to push their hateful agenda...

Where?

She should sue them...

It was 'Fawlty Towers' compared to 'Father Figure' and 'The Wright Way'...

He is and I had half a mind to put him on my list for 2014, but never mind...

That's five more things than I can remember. I must admit I did fancy the original actress who played the daughter. I was 16 then...

Pffff to Dr. Who. David Graham is the voice of Grandpa Pig in Peppa Pig and The Wise Old Elf in Ben & Holly. Legend. Bloody dads!

Today in 1955, James Dean, who was in 'East of Eden' directed by Kazan, died in a car crash aged 24...