themaninblack

That's a condition I've never heard of, blue dick. Is it some sort of frostbite?

Absolutely. Brilliant spot!

Nearly a case of Chitty Chitty BANG BANG for Dick there then...

Just as in six days ago?

I'm telling you, Arsenal will be in the relegation places at Christmas....and STILL qualify for the Champions League by May! They're so flukey it's unbelievable...

Looks like sister morphine could be making a return visit...

Can we rename this thread to reflect the ongoing Operation Yewtree? Hang the DJ?

Every couple of years I reckon. A guaranteed stadium filler and the FA know this...

Mr Spas Wenkoff: http://www.salon.com/2013/08/13/wagnerian_tenor_spas_wenkoff_dies_at_age_84/singleton/

Sky News cameraman Mick Deane shot and killed in Cairo.

Your version of Drew Barrymore I suppose...

I wonder if the most significant "voice" he will hear soon (under a blanket this time) will be the Chief Inspector?

Won the jackpot (£55) for our team at the last pub quiz I did by being able to name the year Christina Ricci was born without thinking about it. 1980?

I've come up with an experimental idea in which the same sitcom script is made in two different methods - one the "traditional" multi-camera, studio-based way, with mannered live performances and one in "filmed" single-camera way, with naturalistic performances. Of course it doesn't matter how its made as long as the script is funny of course, but it would be interesting to see which one comes out better...

He can't get out of bed Tch! That was going to be the DDP pun, spoilsport!

Jon Brookes of the Charlatans has died aged 44...

He'll live beyond eternity if it were Osbourne and co...

Trevor Storer, founder of Pukka Pies, has died aged 83...

This news has come as a complete shock to me.I had no idea that he had anything wrong with him Only another 87 to go and officially a Tory free country I didn't know that many voted for them in Scotland!

There is another Michael that's 80 years old, would you me to a spel it out? This is your life sentence...

Was he crying in the chapel?

Indeed. Shouldn't it be Sayonara?

Can't imagine it will be Caine. Mind you if it was, he can't do the old Murdoch routine and pretend he can't remember what happened when and so forth, not after guzzling all those turmeric tablets...

There is now... Surprised only three teams had a punt on this one.