themaninblack

Nice to see someone is analysing the contenders and potential stiffs. Me? Just give the death, I'll come up wit the pun and Bob's yer Bob. Personally, 5 hits in 6 months is sort-of nearly a return to form. Nolan's my joker and a dead cert. Attenborough has recently gone into the home which finished off McManus, with Jaruzelski, Phillips and Reynolds representing the best of the rest...

I reckon Mandela is teasing us. Nolan...

That's very sad for him, but they are/were indeed the SHITTEST band of all time. Worse than Bread? Or Westlife?

Two oldies dead waiting obits for DDP points: Luo Meizhen, reputedly 127 and Evelyn Kozak, the World's oldest Jew...

Or a visit from a couple of girlies who will then throw in a rape allegation, possibly...

They can all drop like nine pins now I've sorted out the biogs and pics. Full speed ahead to 200 hits I reckon...

Prikileaks?

German intellectual Walter Jens, whose career was somewhat compromised due to past allegiances to the Nazi Party, has died aged 90...

I was helping my parents clean out their attic the other week, you think I could find any fucking stuff from my old school with his face on for eBay? Ah well, at least someone in your class "made it" as it were. I'm proud that neither I or my classmates have contributed anything more than total mediocrity...

When the BBC say he's dead, then he's dead, just as when they say who the next Doctor Who is, it's the next Doctor Who... Spade, you can out away that voodoo doll of Matt Smith, he's going!

I hardly think the death of such a huge historical figure is the appropriate time to have a wank...

Took its time. She died on May 16th...

Ironic really seeing as someone can trip over a paving stone in Beijing and kills about six people!

What do you expect from these World rankings. England were 3rd not so long ago!

sure!! I heard he loves polonium cake. A Russian delicacy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqBlIyFcjXs

'Blott on the Landscape' author Tom Sharpe has died aged 85...

On my calculations there's one hit between DDT & OOO. Points classification is rather more comfortable in the favour of DDT...

The Theme team will be updated in the next DDP missive...as will the Stats & Facts!

Looks like she took the rejection of the Dr Who role quite badly...

Must have long arms then... No, long tongue though Actually it's TT fortnight so the population doubles and lots of the visitors are male, horny and a long way from home and it's the only time I get a look in. Perhaps the Isle of Man (despite the name) is not the best choice of location if you're chasing trouser. What about a Benedictine monastery?

Must have long arms then...

There's a theme team idea in that I'd be bound...

With his intriguing comments about rape and now this, is Nick Ross preparing himself to get the hook?

Michael Douglas makes a film about a gay man, then says he got cancer from cunnilingus. OK Michael we know what you are trying to say....