themaninblack

Coulson is bumming Ed Miliband. That's why he was so bitchy about him in GQ magazine... ...allegedly!

It's Biggles I feel sorry for. Fancy getting saddled with a name like that. Larkin was right, your parent really do fuck you up...

I wonder if during the operation he was beginning to see the light?

The first woman to be elected to FIFA's executive committee is Lydia Nsereka of Burundi. I can't be the only one to look and think, is Sepp Blatter pulling a fast one?

Archbishop of York, Dr John Sentamu, is having treatment for advanced prostate cancer...

The original working title for New Order's 'World in Motion' in 1990 was 'E for England'...

I seem to remember 'Some Candy Talking' by the Jesus and Mary Chain causing a bit of a brouhaha when I was a nipper...

That's what I call getting into the spirit of things!

Ah, he could have done actually, now you've mentioned it. Just as Maplins was closing... EDIT: Looking at Wikipedia, Maplin was indeed unseen, except as a statue.

Maplin was one of those unseen characters in sitcoms such as Sheridan in 'Keeping up Appearances', Mrs Mainwearing in 'Dad's Army' and Mrs H's husband Willie in 'Shelley'...

Most of allo allo are dead already-Hill, Haig, Silvera, von Klinkerhoffen and the large German chappie, not to menrion Jean-louis mansi and the chap from the Carry On movies who name inexpicably fails me right now. Kenneth Connor...

Right up there with Kendo Nagasaki. RIP Mick...

Lifeless on Mars That's a shame! I was only but a few weeks back admiring his wondrous sideburns on the Bowie documentary. He may well pop up on the doco on Saturday night...

French anti-gay marriage historian shoots himself in Notre Dame cathedral.

Lifeless on Mars He was lying then...

our Tax money getting put to good use making sure the rich and famous get the best . If he was a waiter in the local Greek restaurant something tells me he would of been sent on his merry way with a couple of plasters on his cuts. How would Air Ambulance know? Was there a 'copter doing a recce and the call came through: "Urgent, It's George Michael. I can just make out the stubble, yes, it's definitely him!"

And Rizzle Kicks. IMO. And Queen IMO. Not forgetting Milli Vanilli IMO Surely no mention of the greatest acts ever is complete without a mention of the 4 Bucketeers?!? IMO What about Brown Sauce?

To be honest Spade, If I knew Jim Morrison, I wouldn't stop talking about him either... RIP Ray...

I'm sure they'll have a minutes silence at Cannes...

Bye-de-bye A tap in pun for the DDP... The Mirror has nicked that one... Sick bastards!

No it wouldn't...

Aaron Ramsey is the footballing equivalent of DDT...

Bye-de-bye A tap in pun for the DDP...

Take a chillpill and relax. Just BCC next time and the show can continue. These emails are informative and I like them. Keep them going! Perhaps I will, as I have done for the other 101 times and 612 deaths...

Right, there will be no more emails except for the yearly reminder of the new competition, that is if I can be fucking bothered to do this shit as life's too fucking short. If you want to see who's dead, go to the fucking website...