themaninblack

Michael Winner has terminal cancer? I don't know whether to laugh or...laugh louder!

News to me...

Talking of snooker halls, the old Willie Thorne Snooker Club will be no more when my bastards who made me redundant soon-to-be former employers Leicester City Council, will take over the property while vacating the crumbling main premises...

Saw the documentary. All sounds chillingly plausible...

Oregon farmer eaten by his own pigs...

Abu Hamza: the Francis Muamba of international terrorism...

Manocalypse strikes again...

Let's face it, it would be a major surprise if he wasn't found to be a paedo!

A little bit later, LFN. Let's just say Duncan was not the only one who was daring... ??? We cant be talking about St Peter, surely? Then again... I thought it was ''Green is the colour''............ Ah, thats more plausible. She once went down on Mike Smiths Chopper..................... I'll bet she rimmed Pip Schofield as well. I remember when I was 13 or so and my older sister speculated that Schofield "slept his way to the top". I naively thought there was a surprising amount of women in top positions at the BBC!

A little bit later, LFN. Let's just say Duncan was not the only one who was daring...

I am retiring from eating anything other than soup for the forseeable future................................... Soup is good though I hate tomato , Oxtail is my favourite . Doesn't he play for Arsenal?

Probably at the same time they do the "[beloved sitcom star and political campaigner] has a plastic sphincter because the previous one was destroyed from her love of being fucked with a cocaine-covered dildo", "[kids TV magazine show host] got plowed by the entirety of a university rugby team in one sitting on a pool table" and "[former Newcastle, Fulham, England and Manchester City manager with a perm] likes them young" episodes. Electric Blue Peter! Dunno about the first one though...

According to the book on the series "Porridge" that I have, Ray Dunbobbin did indeed die in 1998...

Chuck Berry. One of those "ooh, fancy that!" deaths we get near Christmas time...

You can wet your knickers with pride...

You're probably confused with Burt Kwouk who played Cato in the films...

He has always looked like a junky to me haha Or a poor noel edmonds. Yes it seems his weight loss, paranoia and the gradual slide of his career (I mean Rock of Ages FFS!) looks consistent with substance abuse...

Well....we do have a "Mrs M" on this year's list, so it's possible... They're a famous person's relation so I would have identified them previously if they died, even if I didn't have their name beforehand If that's the case, then the real name is probably needed, rather than "Whathisface's mum" or whatever!

It works for Sweden. Perhaps low taxes and free entrepreneurship might work in a modestly sized country like Estonia. But Britain generates (or should generate) more wealth, it's just that it isn't distributed fairly. That, coupled with the complete wrecking of industry and the impact it had on communities is the Thatcher legacy that is so much the cause of debate. You're right that there shouldn't be a shortcut to prosperity. But there's an argument that Thatcher's loosening of financial regulations led to such short-term thinking and thus put us on the road that eventually led us to our current difficulties, although what Greece got up to was their own affair. It's a truism that Thatcher, rather like Blair, is more popular the further away from Britain. I take it you probably like Blair too?

Well....we do have a "Mrs M" on this year's list, so it's possible...

Just 4 points between The Living End and 'arry-Kiri with 3 months to go...

Hopefully it is contagious and it spreads to Lee Mason... This might be a bit harsh, but there will be no tears shed from me should Mr. Halsey's cancer return, if today's "performance" is anything to go by...

As there are likely to be more theme teams than ever before, is there any chance of a separate scoreboard for them? That's all I'm entering and I'd much rather see myself up there in 43rd than down there in 443rd. What, like this? Yes. Exactly like that, without the SFA font. Mea culpa, mea caecus. Actually, the font is a swipe from the Human League I was watching the "Being: Liverpool" documentary series on Channel 5 last night and immediately after came the inspiration for the DDP, "The Dead Pool", starring Clint Eastwood. By sheer coincidence, the typeface used in the opening the titles is the same the one I use for the DDP masthead! Amazing...

Maybe the best way to answer that is to reverse this question somewhat. Which leader of Estonia was a right bastard? In your opinion...

Sure it wasn't the late 70's? Probably a repeat... It was a spoof version. The dialogue was all about anaglypta wallpaper or something...