themaninblack

David Warren, inventor of the "Black Box" flight recorder, has died aged 86... I bet his coffin will be hard to break into...

Fuck, fuck and double fuck. With an extra layer of fuck. I had on on my list, pondered on whether to have her in for 2010 or maybe wait as she was (relatively) young. So I had her up my sleeve...

That's a big shame. He knew his music - a sort of high brow John Peel...

Oh I didn't know you had her in another pool... Carry on...

Nope...

Frazer Hines has come through an 11 year battle with Bowel Cancer...

I bet you the police would lose if it was on ITV...

One for MPFC

I was thinking about Bread the other day when a clip was shown in one of those fatherhood programmes on BBC. It was still about as funny as piles but I did wonder which of the Boswell siblings would be first to go. My friend heard a rumour about one them having hepititus. Chap who played Joey (Peter Howitt) is a distant relative on mine, fact fans!

He may be getting a transplant soon. What for, a soul?

Yes and on the 13th as well, so a few bonus points to boot!

A little bit disingenuous, considering half of the survivors lived in Argentina, eating their corned beef...

If I read the rules properly, I might have done better but top ten isn't too bad I suppose...

The BBC should have finished the series there and then...

I hope Holland are never in a World Cup final again. They were a disgrace to football...

I fancy Spain to nick it...

I'll raise you a crocodile...

No doubt the scaremongering press will batch this with the Derrick Bird saga and ask in haughty tones: "Are we becoming a nation of gun-toting maniacs?"

Having heard the interview, he is rather pissed. Also, Police say that he isn't a significant friend of Moat. In short he is pissed, making an arse of himself, and generally getting in the way. Nothing unusual there . With any luck they will let Gazza through the cordon and he'll get himself shot. I believe that would be classed as murder/unnatural death therefore earning me (and others) some much needed points in the DDP . Maybe this is the chance for Moat to do Gazza and us a big favour...

It was a running gag in the Bottom Live tours that Rik would forget his lines and get crucified by Ade Edmonson....these predated the Quad bike accident. Although the accident probably hasn't helped. Or perhaps a more prosaic explantion is that Ade Edmonson is comfortably a better actor than Rik Mayall?* *sorry Rik, you're still one my heroes...

I bet you when he goes, it'll be a piece of piss getting his body to the church but it will be a fecker getting him into the grave!

Can't say I've ever heard of Al Pillay, but then I was not as avid a watcher of the Comic Strip than of The Young Ones, Filthy Rich etc...

Or perhaps 2010's Joanne Evans. Nah mate, not this time, unless the press really are a callous bunch. She'll get her obit. The question is when... Not dead yet. In fact, I'd say she's got a pretty good chance of making it to 2011. ... ... Bitch. Windy - that's not nice! Hope for your sake you don't get man-boob cancer - it can happen - so - don't be mean. Don't worry - I won't be mean. If I get man-boob cancer I'll do something to make my death noteworthy. Then I'll tip you off so you can get a unique pick on the DDP. At my age, thats generous. Talking of which, Absolutely Fabulous star Jennifer Saunders is battling breast cancer. No link as yet but I saw the cover of the Daily Mail on News At Ten which had the story... Here it is...

Derrick Bird would have him in a duel, I reckon...

Lohan in the nick...