themaninblack

This has got to stop... BTW Lard, those tits aren't real and will presumably be taken out before the funeral. If there's a cremation they could go POP!

Here's another question for those in the know: Is Lewis Hamiltion the spawniest Formula 1 driver since Alain Prost?

I'll be tough down the back nine...

Ah, that Condor moment... Apparently most cabinet meetings were a bit like that...

Beryl Bainbridge has had a heart attack and cancer, but remains ebulliant about her health at 74...

It's clear that the Fritzl case has sparked others to twig that one their locals has been doing very bad things... ...or is it more likely that these things happen all the time and that the Fritzl case has risen this particular kind of story higher up the media agenda? A bit like when there was a rash of stories about dangerous dogs in the late 80s, which prompted the goverment to introduce the Dangerous Dogs Act. I wonder if the governments of the world will be doing the same thing - The Dangerous Dads Act?

Any relation to Werner?

Patrick Troughton, the 2nd Dr Who, died today in 1987... And I remember reading about it (on a Saturday night as well) on teletext...

Roy of the Rovers is back!

You begin to see how Hitler rose the power with all this guff going on....

What about ZZ Top?

Talk about adding insult to injury...

He certainly had enough buckshot in his head...

Mario Zagallo must be getting on a bit...

Those stars in heaven who died at 27... ..and

I say, Noel Coward died today in 1973...

Happy Birthday Miser...

Told you so. Well, almost - it's at the church rather than her house. But told you so anyway. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090326/ten-re...dy-ea4616c.html Would it be wrong to offer condolences to her sons for having Jade Goody for a mother? I wonder if the Brummie bloke she gave a hand job to in Big Brother will go to the funeral?

I haven't had a win in the first 7 games so far this season...

With all that cannabis lying around, maybe he looked 114...