themaninblack

It would have to be a f*****g big roll of paper, knowing his sexual appetite..

But its so nothing! What has she done? What has she contributed? What does she mean? We should somehow come up with a way of bulldozing this z-celebrity claptrap..

Yes, it is ironic that at this of all times, someone of genuine talent will get a brief mention before coverage resumes on Goody...

Dead

Goodness his putting really went astray didn't it?

Actor Maurice Roeves has revealed in an interview that he has battled cancer... Would love to see him in Doctor Who again...

Indeed.... hence the reason why they call her The Grand Dame of Dish. Good columnist... she announced just last week she would stop writing her column for the NY Post... after all she's no spring chicken herself... turned 85 last month... although still working, so maybe a reasonable DDP candidate in a few years time? Liz Smith? 85? She's not the Liz Smith is she?

Who's this Liz Smith? She was the source for Natasha Richardson's near-demise and now for this chap. DDT's got some competition...

That article...and we in blighty reckon our celebrity culture is sick!

'Brain dead', apparently... Is she going to get an OK! Special as well then?

Also on the comeback trail is Goody's co-conspirator Danielle Lloyd, on BBC1 now, talking about domestic violence which she has suffered in the past... Why don't people who were once famous, disappear stage left to obscurity anymore?

Nor did Mr Magoo...

St Patrick's Day Special: Rod Hull died 10 years ago today...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY/ST PATRICK'S DAY ULITZER95, BEGORRAH!!

Maybe Agent Blair will lend a hand...

You would...

Didn't Richard Dawkins tell you, THERE IS NO HEAVEN AND HELL!

Unless something bigger happens, She'll get top billing on ITN, because it's the Daily Express on TV...

The Curse of Martin Sheen?

She'd better hang on another week as far as I'm concerned. Mother's Day would be so fitting. And speaking of mothers in the public eye - funny how Jade can get so much sympathy and yet Britain's former favourite mum (who goes to Iceland) is getting so much bile and hatred slung towards her. They're both as vile as each other. We'd all love Kerry if she had cancer Replace the name Kerry with the word if and...

I saw that both the main tabloids today had Kerry Katona on the front and I thought 'Don't tell me she's got the big C and all"... Wouldn't put it past her..... Michelle Who?

I think that joke has been told on this thread before, but with a slightly more brutal pay off line...

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