themaninblack

I was told that he was consumed by a parasite. I thought "Is that who Kate Moss is going out with now"...

Did he die of a poison? (Ivy) ...I think I'll get me hat and coat for that one...

Here, here. I've never understood the appeal...

A man of the touching cloth by the time he'd reached hospital.

I know his activities were questionable, but a few days after pontificating about radio presenters 'humiliating' an old man, they then go and humilate a man of the cloth...

He doesn't look too bad, but I thnk he'll be a steep rise from 46 for the Deathlist in 2009...

Hmmm... according to wiki, there are 11 verified WWI veterans left and some sources on the net say that there are only 3 left! Too confusing... what exactly do you need to have done to fall under the heading of WWI veteran? I'd define it as somebody who was an enlisted member of the Armed Forces by November 1918...

May have had a stroke. But given his claims of golfing prowess, it was just a single stroke Would make an interesting pairing on the celebrity golf circuit, him and Ballesteros...

You forgot The Boston Strangler...and the Hudsucker Proxy! .....and Slapshot.

Great minds, Toast, great minds...

It was not worth the wait. You're right, Welshman. Rather under-par. Levi Stubbs looks like he's having a shave...

Isn't it funny though that this nothing story has dominated the headlines while the Labour/Tory/Russian yacht business has suddenly lost impetus? Hmmm...

He isn't dead...

Indeed. Brand and Ross should leave phone pranks to The Fonejacker...

Actor John Axon, who was in The Royal, has died aged 48...

I wish someone would see off Jonathan Ross and that other waste of the licence fee, Russell Grant. Prats. Fame-hungry young bird sleeps with the world's biggest shagger, and then cries because he blabbed about it? If she was that bothered about what Grandpa would think she shouldn't have dropped 'em in the first place. She slept with him simply for the fame. I've got no sympathy for her, in fact I think it's f*****g hilarious. All these twatty Daily Mail readers up in arms - they should try getting worked up about something important. And has Andrew Sachs ever actually been in anything else apart from Fawlty Towers? Lardy, you are all heart!! I like it. As for Ross and Brand, what a couple of w**nkers. Brand is as funny as herpes and Johnathan "Mr Arse licker" Ross proves beyond doubt that the Beeb needs to be self funding. I do object to paying a licence fee that pays that knob ends wages. To clarify the career of Mr Sachs. I do recall a series that he was the lead in back in, I think the early 80s, which was so bad it was pulled from the schedules after one episode. Ironically, for this site, I believe it was called Dead Ernest, which was about a pools winner who dies on the night he collects the cheque. A Champagne cork hits him between the eyes. Yep, it was f*****g hysterical. You and my sister must be the only people on God's green earth to have seen that!

I wish someone would see off Jonathan Ross and that other waste of the licence fee, Russell Grant. Prats. Fame-hungry young bird sleeps with the world's biggest shagger, and then cries because he blabbed about it? If she was that bothered about what Grandpa would think she shouldn't have dropped 'em in the first place. She slept with him simply for the fame. I've got no sympathy for her, in fact I think it's f*****g hilarious. All these twatty Daily Mail readers up in arms - they should try getting worked up about something important. And has Andrew Sachs ever actually been in anything else apart from Fawlty Towers? Voice over on just about every other documentary on the box...

There was, and most enjoyable too. Beers were a bit pricey but the rain stayed away and the Saints saw off the Chargers 37-32. Memories of last year's semi-fiasco have been expunged. Sorry, I thought you were both referring to Liverpool's majestic swathe through some West London footie team this afternoon. Yes. Hmmm... Onwards and upwards though - Pompey next!

Happy Birthday VT....

Suffering from exhaustion..

Current Standings... 1. The Living End 108 - 13 hits (Record) 2. Canadian Paul 95 - 13 hits (Record) 2. Godot's Waiting List 95 - 12 hits 4. Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer... 85 - 10 hits 5. They're Dead, Y'Know! 84 - 12 hits 6. Master Mind 83 - 10 hits 7. Meet Your Maker 80 - 10 hits 7. No Noose Is Good Noose 80 - 9 hits 9. Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy 69 - 8 hits 10. Misers 63 - 9 hits

I know executions are banned, but is it still possible to have someone on the list who is on Death Row but will die of other causes?