themaninblack

Geoff Horsefield retires to spend more time with his testicles...

He's in the bunker alright... I wonder if this 'illness' might be related to the remarkable slump in form he had before he retired?

Married

Clara Meadmore has turned 105 and attributes it to still being a virgin. What this woman needs is a damn good f...

It's Cod War 2!

Your prejudices are starting to show, M - time to adjust the hemline. Yes, that was a very off-color remark Mono...

I think I know who wrote that...

She's doing a Wendy Richard...

I'll settle for this one...

Good Spot? Not really, Canadian Paul noticed it over a month ago & I updated DDP a few days later - check the sitcom thread. Of course, Wendy Richard is the latest to be hit by the Dad's Army curse. She'll probably be dead before Dunny. Hell, I'll be dead before Dunny! We'll all be dead before Dunny... That's the second time I've been caught out by a late obit in a month. The deaths have dried up haven't they?

There goes another one. Good spot!

P J O'Rourke has been diagnosed with cancer, but it's not too serious, so he says anyway...

Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest I'll be happy if you took me to the Doctor Who exhibition (therefore completing a 29 year ambition - see earlier post) - then you can do with me what you will!

He got pissed basically... Those Q awards are getting earlier and earlier.

Historian Simon Schama said that Palin makes George Bush seem like Karl Marx! He also doubted the long-term chances for McCain, mentioning his fight with skin cancer and that he's 72 years old... Damn - I take it I missed that programme then. I was going to watch it. Was it on the BBC? If so, I might catch it on iplayer. Surely if he gets elected, McCain will just replace her. He only ever took her on board as a vote winner in a desperate attempt to woo those of the Hillary gang who were considering voting for him. No, it's not on yet. I was just reading an article in the Radio Times about it, so it should be on this week...

Historian Simon Schama said that Palin makes George Bush seem like Karl Marx! He also doubted the long-term chances for McCain, mentioning his fight with skin cancer and that he's 72 years old...

She's certainly 'dying of cancer', but whether she's dying of cancer is another matter. Yeah, but what are the odds of her lasting till 31st December 2009? That's what you have to think about when it comes to DDP, Deathlist etc...

Wendy Richard is dying of cancer... Miss Brahms in List?

Lord George Thomson, former minister and ex-chairman of the IBA, has died aged 87...

Little Richard's been in hospital

No smoke without fire? Or a jealous competitor feeding misinformation to drive down Apple's share price in these difficult economic times?