themaninblack

I thought he died a while ago. No, it's just that it's been on the cards for a while, not that I noticed mind...

You wash your mouth out! Fred Dineage is their main celebrity supporter...

It would be even more fitting if he came back as a ghost and try and get someone to sleep with Michael Maloney...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRIM REAPER!

Express Group to pay damages over lurid McCann stories Serves them f*****g right IMO. Still, they can't be sued by Diana over the torrent of stories about her, so it'll more of that to fill their shite paper with...

Er.....we know! *whispers* He has his own thread and he's hit number four....

If only, he's my joker on the DDP. I on the other hand was dreaming I'd gone bald, I was very glad to wake up... At which end?

With Francis Pym finally toddling off through the division lobby of death, who will be next to join the Death List? I'm voting Pollack...

I've gone for Heston this time...

A cigar for you...

Hmm its not springing to mind yet Goodbye carbon based biped? Pity he wasn't the first. In the words of David Coleman..."Clarke. One Nil!"

Blimey! He's only just done that No.1 Ladies Detective Agency thingy for the BBC...

This all seems a bit fishy to me...

Is this good enough for you? I was Dreading that. Some much needed DDP points for me You could have a few more coming your way if the rather palid look of Eddie Thompson in Sunday's CIS Cup final is anything to go by...

Hopefully that £24m is in exchange for her larynx so we don't have hear from that insufferable bitch again...

And less than a week later, he remains dead. Now will he get an obit suitable for the DDP? If so a certain someone by the name of "The Living End" becomes the new scoreboard leader... Will clean up the old names on the main list right away, hopefully add the new ones soon. He should get one. He worked with the Clash. Guardian probably. I considered him but had no concrete info on the seriousness of his tumour, so left him out. So well done to whoever picked him and particularly Living End, who is finally fulfilling his potential on the death-picking front. My reign at the top is soon to be over...

Article on the BBC website on the ailing Eddie Thompson as Dundee Utd prepare to play Rangers in the CIS Cup final...

Tony Dye is dead. I searched for his name on DL and the above post appeared... I have absolutely no recollection of writing it. You're like a machine DDT, rattling off the deathlist possibles. Besides, you can't so much information rattling in your head, you'd go nuts!

You know that you cursed yourself to a Sharon type hit this afternoon. Not surprising that after such an avalanche of deaths early in the year, that it should settle down a bit. But you never know when the next ones are coming...

Report says he's 71, but Wikipedia reckons he was born in 1943. Still, good spot OoO...

That's probably what her social worker's going to say...

They were debating this on Sportscene last night. Apparently the Gretna games will be considered wins for every opponent, and this would mean Celtic would just shade Rangers on goal difference and Dundde Utd would hop into third! I think it would be best if they pretended Gretna were never in the SPL and just calculated the results between the remaining 11 sides. However, there is a further complication, because after all the teams meet each other for the third time, the SPL then splits into two 'mini-leagues' of 6 teams each. But of course the bottom half of the league will only have 5, leading to a lop-sided fixture list till the end of the season. They should have a 20 team league, even if it means 2 less Old Firm games. They always meet each other in the cup anyway..

Of course, they're only up the road aren't they? I don't suppose the teams up there are bothered since Gretna abandoned the English to make hay in Scotland. What goes up...

This would only slightly more a waste of everyone's time than the decision by Ralph Nader to run for President. Or Ron Paul, Mike Gravel, Joe Biden, Dennis Kucinich, Sam Brownback..... And probably a slightly more credible candidate!

He resides in a prison in Norwich, so it's much the same thing. Probably...