themaninblack

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Prunella Scales has Alzheimers Oooh I know...

How many of the original Strangers are left? Hugh Cornwall left years ago and Jet Black is getting on a bit...

It is funny the twist and turns the right here are making over Ukraine in terms of what they supposedly want. Ukraine: We want to be free of Russia Daily Mail & Co: Hurrah! Ukraine: We want to join the EU Daily Mail & Co: (thinks a minute about all those lovely Ukrainian immigrants taking our fruit-picking jobs and the govt loading their hopeless finances onto the rest of Europe) Fuck off!

more likely an assassination attempt by deranged One Direction fans.He apparantely had a spat with them last week But I thought he was bumming friends with Harry whathisname?

They're going to have to give it up. I can't see the Ukrainians putting up much of a fight...

Watch it. You might be having a go at one of his distant relatives!

Bit dated perhaps but maybe Cameron might be having this sort of conversation soon...

Full military mobilisation. Fuck me this is getting more serious by the hour http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-26405635 Someone please strangle that cunt!

He obviously went by bus...

Made some great guitars though...

Maybe there should be a nationwide referendum in all the districts (whatever they are, Crimea is one of them) to decide whether they should stick with Ukraine or hand themselves over to Mother Russia.

Bullshit.

If only it was to fucking Bruce, I'd have given him a knighthood!

How about dying? And then not being dead after all...

If he lives as long as her it would be a fucking miracle.

I was going to make a gag about Quantum Leap but you kind of beat me to it...

That might prompt the Arabs to sell back that sand they bought...

...who died in 1965!

Who?

Who was it? Or is that too embarrassing?

Bill Hicks died 20 years ago today aged just 32...

Guns are safe, well sort of...

Nancy's surely got to go sooner or later...