themaninblack

I was only wondering the other day about when Motty would jack it in. He's in his seventies now. Clive Tyldesley is in his sixties and with his beloved Rooney out of the England picture, he might be thinking of retirement too, or is that wishful thinking?

Documentary tonight on Sir Terry's plight.... Living with Alzheimer's I wonder how long he'll last?

Oh yeah, this bird died 20 years ago. Never heard of her...

Didier Deschamps looks terrible...

I'd love it if in the first seconds of the fight, Mcgregor ries to kick Mayweather in the balls. That said, knowing Mayweather even his balls will swing out of the way...

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*Looks at main page* No! Update wont be tonight, or even tomorrow unless there's yet another big death!

I think I might do the update tonight. Mainly because there's a race for the Jerry Lewis pun with the DeathList!

Jerry vs Brucie as star of the next DDP update. Tricky. Could do a dual one as I did with Robin Williams/Lauren Bacall....

Groucho Marx died 40 years ago today...

Goodbye Mr Saturday Night...

And there was me thinking he'd declare he'd outlast me, Colin Baker stylee....

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I saw Shelvey throw in a loose challenge early on and the flash thought I had was that he'd get sent off in that match. Wish I'd put money on it now...

Aint gonna happen. She'll die with her boots on...

Peregrine Worsthorne. DeathList written all over him...

Dementia part II: Gascoine...

Mexican cartoonist Ruis who created "Marx for Beginners" in 1976, has died aged 83. No English language links as yet...

And Martyn Ware would have a coronary!

One never wants to upset Sikhs, a lesson I learned from Indira Gandhi...

At long last, an update...

Goodness me, all these rumours flying about, it's getting like a Circus of Death...

Queenie take note...

Churchill multiple times, Siegfried Farnon, Pontius Pilate in Dennis Potter's 'Son of Man', terrific dual role in cult 80s sitcom 'Hot Metal' etc etc, yet when he dies it's Harry fucking Potter. Makes my piss boil that does!