themaninblack

Might as well close the thread...

Kate Losinska, trade union activist. Had her on my list and she could have made it into a more "competitive" DDP team if I wasn't the host...

I'm not sure whether you could die of tonsillitis, but maybe she's shoved too much bleach down her throat to extinguish the effect of snogging Ian Watkins...

Touche...

erm...I don't think you should have done that!

I'm sure you'd go down a bomb at the Bullingdon with those young conservatives and your principled stance on terrorism will have also been noted in view of the Brighton Bombing of 1984...

Nelson Mandela a racist. Not even Rod fucking Liddle would get away with cack like that. Saying he's a terrorist means you and Thatch make good bedfellows no matter how much you protest...

Did Nelson come out as a Rangers fan or something?

“The elderly are useless eaters”. Dr. Henry Kissinger He should know, I mean how old is he now?

Lou Reed Kevin Ayers Mel Smith Ray Manzarek

Neither wins the World Cup. That's all they have in common...

That's your lot. I said that last time...

Daddy funds a lot of entertainment bods these days. That's why forums like this are loitered by the likes of us...

If Jardine kicked the bucket then certainly. Still you can't complain with 15 hits. 218 hits (with no doubt more to come) overall and the following sequence of points in the top ten: 111, 102, 101, 99, 98, 98, 97, 97, 93 & 93. That's phenomenal business by anybody's standards and congratulations to all of those who have contributed to a truly marvelous DDP in 2013...

That's what happens when you sign a deal with the devil venture capitalists...

For fuck's sake will they ever learn?

Looks more like a Russian Christmas card...

Generic "another lock from my 2014 team dead" post. Local news reports that he was terminally ill is probably the only benefit I've had to living in Croydon this past year, and now even that's worthless. Tough at the top, son, tough at the top...

Not the first dickhead to run that club or the last...

A goner. Even more of a goner now that I've realised he's not on my DDP Team* *Although he is on my thedeadpool team, thank fuck...

Does seem to be a whiff of truth about that...

DDP pick of 2013: January: Michael Winner February: Richard Briers March: Richard Griffiths April: Margaret Thatcher May: Ray Harryhausen June: Henry Cecil July: Mel Smith August: David Frost September: David Jacobs October: Vo Nguyen Giap November: Doris Lessing December: Nelson Mandela Honorable mentions to Lou Reed, Geoff Strong, John Cole, Seamus Heaney & Bernard Horsfall...

And he still smokes like a chimney!

Plus it's ace to have the name David Quantick on top of the DDP leaderboard after his poncing about in 2010!

Well done Spade! Barring an incredible last week, you are entitled to knock the ball around in the last knockings to shouts of "ole!" Now comes the tricky bit: defending the title. But previous DDP lore is fairly kind in that respect. Nick J, Drunkasaskunk, Meet Your Maker & The Living End have retained the skull, so the omens are good for you in 2014 (cue 114th place worst defence ever!)...