Boudicca

Telt ya about Steve Essex! I've only been cutting about this place not actually doing any deadpooling since about 2004. Must have picked up some skillz by mistake... That an I've The Gift.

Wowsers, that thar irish rebel boi SC on track for 11K today or tomorrow. TW11NT Congratulations in advance!

You have barred us from an entire continent mo cridhe. Cool! And yes, mods can get warnings or be banned altogether <IYG>

So wait let me get this straight, the airline The Inverness Two is gonnae be barred from forever is Virgin, aye? That right @Sir Creep ?

Probably some such powers somewhere. Can't really be bothered unless @Cat O'Falksays otherwise, I think is the established forum conduct, but don't ask me, I just make the rules!

Oh aye? (y'all) Shouldn't this be in the Chirac thread? Paging @Cat O'Falk stat!

So you're thinking, 'you are pretty much perfect' then they mention they are covered in diesel. OMG. It does not get better than that.

Enormous coincidence but that is exactly what I am listening to as well!

Sorry, but you typing "She's Irish AF" on an actual official immigration form was too good not to be documented on this thread SC

It only took three years to get him to consider changing it We'll let gymnastic typing dogs lie, perhaps.

It's absolutely tropical in the east coast highlands. I need more thin clothes. Most I have on me are for the west. I keep meeting folk saying, "Cold! Wind!" I'm all wft, it isn't! Take your coat off, it's glorious! T shirt weather cuntos.

Check the scoreboard/ stats, enfant stupide, and come back to me with a reason to take your negging seriously, cunto! Love ya! <torrent of abuse incoming>

Kid is gonna utterly trash me but I don't mind. Always liked him and he's from Cork an all that. Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant kiddo!

You could webcam Random Canadian if you dare.

It was strawBERRY shaped and "mite" be poisonous so I was a bit right. We'll see how you are during the next week or so while I'm shopping around for life insurance.

The photos I took don't have legs in them because you were being the Berry Mite Whisperer and coaxing it onto your hand you lunatic Quite how I imagined it was cutting about without them I don't know. Some class of rollers perhaps. Been a long day.

Terrific find but shid be in "Googling Deathlisters (nothing better to do) no? Ach, who am I to question the Thread Politizi?

This isn't quite Irish enough yet but the night is young

Twats here I'd bin before I'd dream of suspending him tbh. Besides, he's my friend and everyone needs a U.S address or two for... things Also, I was here at 5 a.m using 200mb of my limited NotW mobile data deleting all the spam threads the other week before anycunt complains I do fuck all. Anyway. Happy St. Patrick's Day y'all. I was treated to strawberries and cream amongst other things so result

I tried to drink an entire bottle of Bailey's on my eighteenth birthday but it was so filling I drank myself sober and had to switch to vodka. Lesson learned.

Charon and I have always used the four-leafed Android emoji (along with the bomb / fleg / crystal ball) to denote Ireland because the four-leafed clover is symbolic of luck. <We won't go into the "Semtex O'Bricklayer / Scrooge McCunt" friendly insults> We are self-proclaimed twats however.

Oh well. It wouldn't be an Irish occasion (wedding / funeral) without a fight and a lifetime ban. In my experience. E.T.A aye, I told you it was a Scots Gaelic word!