Boudicca

Nobody minds I've pinned this do they? I've not been banned so far so it might be okay

You are actually wrong because I've never married a scotchman the right sort of protestant Yet. Close but no. Not one that would pass The McLeod approval. Or his Cathar Anyway can I go now or have you both married me off and I've to be in Cork next week or something. And someone needs to tell MK, I'm not getting married without him there. But! Irish passports all round! Actually, getting married is a lot more easy than their forms! They're mentally insane. My brother is a retired Royal Marine, his wife is a lawyer and they are "wtf these questions are crazy" and they actually NEED to do it. Ireland for ya Anyway. Watch this space! My half day marriage to Sir Creep may happen yet! I might really do this for the craic. You're all invited! Us in Ireland. Nothing could go wrong! It'll be grand. Just fine.

Cindr For all your death-related dating needs. Brilliant!

Charon!!!! That's a two week ban! Although... That's not a bad plan... I'd do that. Wait! We need time for a party! And I'd want MK there so Cork okay? It's better than Dublin believe me.

If he isn't he should be.

I have no reply or words for that other than #charon.

Yes it's a good chatting thread. Right. My thing. If anyone can help. I'm trying to get an Irish passport but it's an absolute nightmare and I'm Irish and used to their, er, (hopeless) ways of doing things. Doesn't help I've been married a few times and adopted and not even sure what my name is. The guidance form is pretty funny though, example of the hapless Seamus losing his passport several times on a tear at the airport no doubt and there is nobody here that he reminds me of. At all. Nobody. No DLer would get into that much trouble surely? No it couldn't happen.

I was a passenger It's looking incredibly dodgy though I have to say

I drove past that offy we were talking about earlier LFN. I wanted to take a photo, but there might have been a bit of trouble if I did. Lots of hazards about. You'll know the proximity to the cop shop not ideal. Probably the same sort of bother C.A is referring to.Yip, best avoided even for DLing purposes.

I'm drinking that now, thank you.

I log in and there's likes and posts in the Chirac thread! Whit have you all been up to you bold children? And on The Lord's Day / Monday too Oh I don't care. Carry on. I think we're just missing Deathray.

Thank you. Lolol at your description. Sounds a bit like DL tbh At least (hopefully) MK isn't trolling it any more.

Your snooker forum still active Deathers? Asking for a friend.

That offy I remember it well. Thank fuck there was a slight age difference between us growing up in the same town. The trouble we'd have got into

He's won "drink a yard of ale" competitions AND woke up in Inverness having no idea how he came to be there from Glasgow. (And that is a really long way LFN, even at 150 mph) If DDT can't get cider for us we might have to resort to smoking banana skins.

Lololol at that coming from you! It'll be fine. Nothing could go wrong.

It's Saturday night (I think) Anyone here look old enough to get some cider? Merrydown preferred. I'm pretty sure @DevonDeathTrip is the man for that mission.

Ah fuck. Wrong forum. Please direct me back to P&B.

Wid.

Nothing to add just at gcreptiles avatar. Again. Carry on about whatever it was. Middle management approves.

Fair enough, I just like this one, mainly because our dear departed King of Crows asked me to start it.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6141560/helicopter-crash-survivor-killed-by-rescue-chopper/ Sir Creep alerted me to this story but is currently driving 850 miles (!) and is out of signal. Apologies if this has already been posted. If it has, it is in the wrong thread and will be deleted.

I'm sure it will all become perfectly clear in the morning This thread is a bit mad through, agreed, but it's mine, I stole it and I'm keeping it.

There's that adorable selkie again. Lol at in after the lock. Moistly (to use your recent gag) harmless, bosses, we're just chatting, nothing to worry about here!