Boudicca

By Colonel Mustard, in the library?

I'm quite good at falling down stairs whilst drunk. I fell down a marble staircase on holiday and didn't get killed, although I did scream as I stepped into nothingness. (It was dark. I was in unfamiliar surroundings and I thought I was entering the bathroom in my befuddled state) I have also skidded down my friend's stairs from top to bottom. Wine glass aloft, I didn't spill a drop. So much for the self-preservation instinct. It must have different priorities when you're down to the last bottle..

I've been tubed. They don't actually put the camera down your throat. It goes up and down your nose! Presumably, this is a cunning way of foiling the gag reflex. I tried telling my doctor I don't have one, but he wasn't having any of it. It isn't painful, but it isn't pleasant. Same goes for the barium meal I had three months after the "tubing". Another, (CT? / CRT?) scan to follow in July. A whole year and I'm still waiting to find out what's wrong with me. Bloody NHS! Good luck, Bruno. Hope you have decent medical insurance.

Happy Birthday, scsi! This is for today. Perhaps you could invent a DeathList cocktail! This is for tomorrow

Note to Mr BHB: Do not SMOKE and DL

Failing that - there's always the curtain rail

This site has some nice things for girlies. I think scsibear should get Lady G a pole for her / his birthday. It'd go with her thigh- length boots. It's about time they were mentioned on DL again

You could be forgiven for thinking she is Jade Goody, MPFC. The ONLY difference is the bank balance.

No. That's my sister. Buried UNDER a diet of McDonalds.

I wonder if Pete gets his gear from East London.

After a cursory glance at the keywords, I nearly moved this to the Pete Doherty thread..

Hurrah! Home / free at last, T.F! We've missed you

Please don't. It's not on.

Milkmen, Big Brother and calling him, "Tempest". No wonder he hasn't returned. Does anyone else think that the old woman from BB looks just like Cherri "Blair Out" Gilham? (That's a new, fascinating story for novice DeathListers) Thirty five, my arse, she looks at least ten years older than I do and she's had loads of surgery!

Gracious me, you do have a tart mouth. Did your parents raise you to be so soiled in speech? Did your parents teach you to say gracious me ? Gracious me! No disrespect to our new member / pretender to the throne of TF, but bloody hell, Banshees, you were on top form the other night! Has your supplier been kidnapped by the admin team?

Oh, the irony

Belated conga rats, OSP and Hein! Happy birthday Amanda Enjoy your presents!

Mr B has remakable powers I'll have you know, Banshees!

Mr B says Barcelona 3, Arsenal 1. We'll see. If he's right again, he REALLY needs to start gambling / helping me out with DL!

I feel your pain, Mr Godot. I was very lucky as my twunting moment approached. T.F, (maverick that he is / was) advised me to post nonsense in the trash can and then delete it, which I did. It all added to my post count and the transition to twuntdom was attained smoothly. * 4 double vodkas up* I can use my arm again! Hooray for vodka (Although I might have to spend most of tomorrow morning deleting posts like this.. )

Had the injection yesterday, and it's every bit as bad as I was led to believe. Is it too early to get stuck into the vodka, d'you think? Got talking to, (well I was lipreading), a lady with throat cancer who had her voicebox removed. She was telling me off about smoking. It did give me a fright, though. I was so stressed, I had to go outside for one immediately

Happy Birthday, NAP, from myself and the currently offline Lord and Lady Grendel! And also to iain who deserves "the bumps" for bumping off whatshisname the poet

Get angry again, iain!

I watched and enjoyed the F.A Cup Final today. My husband predicted that Jamie Carragher would score first, and that it would end three all, at odds of 1081 to 1, but he didn't place a bet

Perhaps he is to be a contestant on U.K Big Brother 2006 and has been kept away from the media for a few weeks