Boudicca

John Craven's Newsround?! You lucky thing!

You should know, Mr. Brimley.. All that funding coming from your countrymen to, "The Cause"

Seamus O Brien had been hailed the most intelligent Irish man for three years running. He had topped such shows as Larry Gogans 'Just a Minute Quiz' and 'Quicksilver' (before Bunny Carrs demise). It was suggested by the Irish Mensa board that he should enter into the English Mastermind Championships. He Did, and won a place. On they evening of the competition, Seamus enters from the crowd and placed himself on the Leather Seat and made himself comfortable. The lights dimmed and a spot light pointed at his face. Magnus said "Seamus, What Subject are you studying?." Seamus responded, "Irish History". Very well said Magnus, Your first Question, "In what year did the 'Easter Rising take Place?' Seamus responds .."Pass" OK said Magnus, "Who was the Leader of the Easter Rising?", Seamus Responds .."Pass" OK said Magnus, How long did the Easter Rising Last?" Seamus Responds.. "Pass" Instantly, a voice shout from the Crowd, "Good Man Seamus....Tell the English Nothing...."

Faith and begorrah! This is a grand St. Paddy's Day wreath, so 'tis.

Bad day? Consult The Automatic Flatterer!

Can you not suspend people?

Give me one good reason why you didn't , Windsor! There is no room for wishy-washy liberalism in the moderaterhood

Aw shucks. Thanks. Hang on, I'm having a.. [flashback] The Pete Doherty thread was in it's infancy.. Nary a day passed without mention of Josco's Little Man.. One Man Jury.. Eileen.. Death of The Pope.. [/flashback] Enough of The Golden Age. Locked! (BTW, Lady Grendel has an anniversary coming up )

I've narrowed it down to 47 possibles.

Well it's certainly made me feel better!

I was born on the thirteenth! It's my lucky number. Oh well.. Locked.

Congratulations! I hope you know what you are letting yourself in for This could be interesting... I'd stipulate the following: 1. DO check the lavatory bowl, and use the brush provided. 2. DO put the seat down. I could go on, but I'll leave it to my fellow female DeathListers

This husband has control issues Marriage Contract

I think this thread should be locked pending deletion. But that's just my opinion.

To Kill a Novelist Well done, BS!

His sidekick, Harper Lee, has to be knocking on a bit.

I read "The DaVinci Code" a few weeks ago. An hour of my life I won't get back I wonder what Dan Brown would think if he knew that Mr B reads it on the lavatory?

I take ONE day off to go to the hairdressers, and we get a hit

Windsor are you trying to be sarcastic or are you just speaking in general? I took Windsor's post at face value. It isn't Rocket Surgery, is it? DL etiquette is pretty clear.

Dunno what this is all about but I know a split infinitive when I see one. Should that merit a warning? Yes, it should. Enjoy your warning point (Well you did say you wanted to up your percentage...)

I have been tirelessly working to reduce your warn level from 40% to zero, but I fear your rehabilitation is not quite complete. You will remain on 10% for "conduct unbecoming to a gentleman"

There IS no system! You seem to be mistaking DL for a democracy.

Can you clarify point #4, T.F?

Thank you for your good wishes! It was nice of you to start a new thread, HoS, and I appreciate it, and it was equally good of FF to put this in The Hall of Shame, along with the other obsessives. Special thanks to Mr. Fugit for help and encouragement.