Boudicca

Better now?

How could I have forgotten Branstons? And there's always the great Marmite debate

Is there a sauce that you couldn't live without?

During a recent trip to Mr. B's home town in The Midlands, I had some chips, and they were amazing compared to the soggy anaemic chips sold in London. Do they get better the further north you go?

An elderly Jewish man goes to Temple. "What have I done wrong, my God?", he says. "My son. My ONLY son... I raised him to be a good Jew. I sent him to Israel, the Holy Land. How does he repay me? He becomes a Christian!" For a moment there is silence. Then, a booming voice responds with, "Oy! Tell me about it!"

Thanks, AtJ for giving me a good laugh, and an excellent excuse to post something. Twuntdom beckons..

I like Tuna Pasta. Recipe?

I have that problem every time I go out with my sister. She's intimidated by PizzaExpress.

I hadn't realised it was St. David's Day. I've been distracted by what I thought was a nasty bruise on my daughter's forehead which turned out to be ash. Serves me right for being a lapsed Catholic. Not sure how to talk like a Taff, or to type like one. Does it involve a lot of unnecessary vowels?

Mr B and I once went to the pub / restaurant owned by Mr Oliver's family. The children's menu consisted of brown fried chicken and fish parts.

Yogi's going with you?

I've always thought there was something "not quite right" about Paul Daniels.

And female DL moderators, it seems. Pandas are rather appropriate. Does anyone else remember the drug-addled '70's children's T.V programme, "Izzy Noho"? A panda and a numerologist as I recall.

Happy Birthday! This should get any excess alcohol out of your system.

<Haiku deleted by Banshees> Oh the irony... Anyone care to do an acrostic?

Look for a recipe. Darn!

*Falling to the floor gouging out eyes* Sweet Jesus, T.F, that's terrible!

I replied! The fact that I replied asking you a lot of questions is neither here nor there

Uh oh!! Better watch out ie+!!! He's a level 69 Necromancer with +30 resistance to fire and a cloak of invisibility...

I've been denying the Norman Conquest for years.

I imagine an important element of the punishment will involve the guards responding to Irving's complaints about being in prison with "No, you're not."

I'd completely forgotten about it until this thread was revived, but I had a car stolen from right outside my window last summer. It was open, and I was busy DeathListing at the time, so I didn't look up until it was too late. Mr B was none too impressed.

Why can't we put Evolution Deniers in prison? I've taken a leaf out of Irving's book and denied my overdraft.

Wow. You Brits really do call each other "old chap" eh what? Can't say I've ever been called "old chap" before, but anything goes on DL.

Hooray for you, ie+!