Boudicca

Excellent idea! I shall train my five year old immediately. You'll know I'm dead if you ever see me posting something like this: mumf.mn hk;uggmm.hgnlmumvjjjdadddcatttt Or dead drunk Absolutely. If it's after midnight at the weekend, and the post vanishes the next morning, it'll be fairly safe to assume I'm still alive!

Excellent idea! I shall train my five year old immediately, in case I'm hit by a bus tomorrow. You'll know I'm dead if you ever see me posting something like this: mumf.mn hk;uggmm.hgnlmumvjjjdadddcatttt

You'll probably get a lecture from Banshees about 616 being the true number of the beast..

What?! Oh, I see - the member list. Congratulations ff. Long may you enjoy the status of post-twunt member!

I think you mean to put a comma after 'beautiful'? Otherwise you sound like a hippy!

Cheers, people!

Same I.P address again! Do people never learn? Bonus point for stupidity.

This might merit an extra point for originality. Unless of course, TLC is a actually a euphemism for cancer.

Are you sure it wasn't your good self, windsor? Stirring up trouble as part of your terror campaign? You'd get past DeathList Security quite easily in the dark. Add a couple of hundred to my post count next time you're at the controls please! Congratulations!

Absolutely! Fantastic work, Hein

All the talk about bird flu prompted me to google the "mad cow" joke. I must say that the replies are quite amusing.

If you are referring to my deletion of your last post, then yes, I did "take you off". Clearly you do. And please note; "I" is spelt with a capital. Always. Perhaps you mean, "site"". And that's red head bimbo to you!

I'm not that familiar with the formal criteria but if memory serves, this one should be racking up points.

I thought it was P.D until I saw this: [Resized] I hope it is about Pete, though. I'm sure that Mr Doherty would be delighted to know that his supporters are also huge "Abba" fans

Isn't death the final milestone. post means coming after. so tell me what kind of milestone comes after death? Reincarnation? I don't know. You'd have to ask Banshees.

Admins excepted of course And moderators. We're perfectly capable of showing ourselves up.

Practically every member has been made a mock of at some point, too

Like these? A very timid species, Lady G. They spend most of their time doing photoshoots for Rock bands, but they're actually quite sweet

Here are the results of my search for "The Queen Mother": Queen Mum I cannot be party to the harming of monkeys in the interest of having a working search facility.

Absolutely.

It's possible

I took my daughter to a farm today and let her feed the geese, chickens and turkeys. They also had parrots, owls and other such creatures. It was strangely deserted for a Saturday. Perhaps I should have read this thread before setting out

Pretend to be in a boyband. [Don't maximise until it has started]

The Curds were heavily oppressed. Perhaps "curd" is a portmanteau word, like, "twunt". Anyone up for adding it? Definition in twenty words or less